Rest of the Kiss

Ok so I fugure after the George Huguely post, I owe you one. I’m not gonna give you a play by play, but I’m gonna tell you what you need to know. This is mostly for my curious bruthas to sorta give them a feel for what they don’t know, and for my gay boys who are determined to get me to try more stuff lol.

So like I think I said, emailed a guy a few times, sounded cool, normal, my age, successful business guy, not creepy. I go over to his place. Really nice house. And he was cool. Very different feel than hook ups I’ve had in the past. He was probably 5-9, late 30s maybe early 40s, good looking, answered the door without a shirt on so I oculd see immediately he had a nice body. As we talked about on email, we went right up to the shower. We kinda lathered each other up.  That’s when the kiss happened. And ya I liked it. Enough to do a few times in the shower. Just totally diffenrt from kissing a woman. Not good or bad. Just totally different. So we wrap up in the shower and head to him bedroom. Kinda look at each other in an awkward moment and he says something like “so what do you want to do know.”  I had taken the opportunity in the shower to notice his rather sweet ass.  Kinda on the small side, but very (very) nicely shaped.  I never really explored the male ass before so it seemed like a good place to start and he didn’t seem like he had a ton on inhibitions. I got him in the head-down-ass-up position pretty much immediately (why was it never this easy with college girls?) and started exploring.  Ar first just looking. The squeezing the orbs. It was a lot to take in.  I was looking at a dudes asshole.  And he was cool with it. Then I reached between his legs and pulled his dick back toward me, and for the first time I saw live what I’ve posted on my blog so many times – the view of a man bearing all he’s got: cock, balls, asshole…all laid out right in front of me. For awhile I think I just knelt there and started at it. Then I think I started getting braver and I stuck a finger in his hole.  He reacted with an “mmmmm” but never flinched.  Apparently mine wasn’t the first digit he welcomed into his ass haha. But we were both getting into it and I really liked the view and the way he was reacting and the way my cock was reaching.  Then I took the next step. I’m not sure how I had the balls, but it just sorta happened.  I pulled out my finger, spread his cheeks, and dove my face in.  I fuckin ate a dudes asshole.  It still feels weird to sit here and type it. And we’re not talking an obligatory lick.  I’m fuckin telling you I ate his ass in several postions.  The most pleasurable of which was when we 69’d with him on top sucking little Scottie and me on the bottom using my face as a cushion for his squatting ass.

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George Huguley

When I grew up the face of a killer was Chuckie Manson.  Now the image of a killer is…George Huguley?  Seriously?  Look I don’t doubt he’s guilty of whatever he’s convicted of and you guys know I don’t have some political agenda.  But this guy is one rogue locker room pic away from being the hottest guy on the gay internet!  

So Much To Share

These might be my favorite pics on the web.  Straight guy meets chick on social network. Guy sends pic to chick to impress her with his manhood. Chick rejects, gets pissed, and retaliates by plastering dudes pic all over the web.  Next thing you know dudes a gay icon and instead of getting pussy he’s getting his face virtually creamed on!

Attitude

One thing my buddy’s and I all agree on – attitude attracts women.  A dude who approaches a woman like he knows she’s gonna say yes is WAY more likely to get the chick than some mousey guy who acts like he’s lucky to be in the same room with her. So I’m wondering – is it the same with guys? I have no idea cuz the only time I’m in a sexual situation with a guy I’ve already got my pants down and my hand on the back of his head lol. 

A Homosexual Experience

I’ve been chatting with a guy in email recently about what makes a homo experience.  He says jacking off with a buddy doesn’t count. I say it does.  So with respect to Jeff Foxworthy, here’s my list:

If you’ve seen a buddy spill his juice, or he’s seen you spill yours…you might have had a homo experience

If you’ve had your lips on another dudes lips in a non-life threatening situation…you might have had a homo experience

If you’ve celebrated a victory with a slap to a dudes butt, and you left yor hand there long enough to leave an impression…you might have had a homo experience

If you’ve beat off to the glories of Playboy but there was another schlonger in the room…you might have had a homo experience

If one of your buddies can pick out your manhole out of a police lineup…you might have had a homo experience

If you’ve sniffed a buddy’s underwear for any reason other than to find out of it’s in the dirty or clean bin…you might have had a homo experience

If seeing your friend naked triggers your snake to get stiff…you haven’t had a homo experience, but you’re on your way!

Congratulations

I haven't read comments in a bit.  I did today.  You guys are fuckin hysterical.  From Ward's pearl necklace he gives June to the wise-ass asshole comments, even my buddy who still thinks I'm a granny in Jersey.  The men (and women) of SJT2 fuckin rule!  The pic? Oh, that's just 1 for you to jack your little meat to!

Role Reversal

I don’t know why, but when I see one of those pics of a redneck naked sitting on his beat up Chevy I think of them as dominant tops. I also don’t know why but it turns me on, not to be used by some hayseed as his bitch, but to turn the tables on him and make him a bottom. Maybe it’s my northern roots, thinking I should make a southerner submit to me for his great great great grandfather waving the rebel flag.  Same thing (kinda) with nerds. But I kinda see nerds as bottoms.  The kind of bottoms that in high school held their papers too close to them so I couldn’t cheat off them.  And for that they must face the punishment of my cock. I think I’m still raging over my less than successful high school academics.

Anyone Recognize This Guy?

What To Look For

I think I’m the only blog that doesn’t put up pics of eye candy.  Ok let me change that. To a lot of guys all naked guys are eye candy.  I guess what I’m saying is I don’t usually put of pics of just a hot guy standing there looking like he’s ready to collect a paycheck.  So I went through my pics that I currently have in my stash and here’s what I came up with:

Dude’s in their natural environment unposed – 43%

Rough stuff – 15%

Solo shot – 11%

Guys having sex – 11%

Pissing – 8%

Group sex – 6%

Shaving – 6%

Ok so that sorta makes sense.  The pics I grab are just ones that catch my eye.  And most that catch my eye are dudes just being dudes.  You can even make an argument that the pissing pics are guys in their natural environment (but I think I have some kinda piss fixation lol).  The rough stuff?  Ya, that’s just my personality. And if there’s anyone here who doesn’t know there’s something about body grooming that I find uber hot…well...welcome to the blog.

Cockrings

A few posts back a guy was asking about cockings.  I know a couple guys gave some takes but here’s mine.  I don’t know if it’s because I’m a novice or if it just takes very little to excite me, but I think cockrings are freakin awesome. I’ve only had one on 2 times but I fuckin loved it.  The first thing you gotta know is the kind I had on weren’t those button up ones that you put around yor dick. It was the metal ones.  I had no fuckin idea how to put one on so if you never put one on yourself your gonna need some instruction.  The process of putting it on is kinda crazy lol. You put yor first ball thru, then yor second ball thru, then you freakin push yor dick inside you (swear to god I almost hurled when the guy did this to me) and let it pop out inside the ring.  But when you get it on its really cool. It sorta makes everyting (everyintg being yor dick and balls) stand out. Like it puts it on display. And who fuckin doesn’t love that!  It also made mine more sensitive so when it was touched I starte4d boning pretty fast. From what I understand the value of a cockring is that once you get hard you fuckin stay hard. What I noticed was that it gave me a tungsten steel boner.  I mean like the kind you got when you were 14.  Not kidding.  NOT kidding.  So uh ya…I’m a fan of cockrings.  

Have You Ever Chickend Out?

I reader sent me an email saying that he was out of town traveling and hooked up with a guy who was very close by.  They exchanged pix and emails and the guy came over. After a couple minutes the guy said “ya, I can’t do this” and left. I think the guy got cold feet.  Probably happens a lot. Especially if the guy is married. What do you guys think?

What We Have In Common

I think we all like to work in our own comfort zone.  Whether are pants are on or off.  I remember one time going to a dudes place to get a blow job.  Before we got started he said “Just want to let you know I’m gay but I’m not out.”  I wasn’t sure what that had to do with the noble venture he was about to embark upon, but I think he was letting me know he wasn’t the type to do this then expect me to ask him to the movies to make out in the back row. I know when I first started doing stuff with guys it made me feel better if the other guy was curious too. No judgment on gay men. I think I just thought that I’d be more comfortable with a man who has the same basic sex interests as me. Now though I think it doesn’t matter. Sorta like if I’m gonna go to all the trouble to hook up with a man as long as he’s happy taking little Scottie in his mouth who the fuck am I to worry about what he does when my pants get pulled back up. 

Who's Getting Lucky On Friday The 13th?

Post Pardum

Here’s the story behind the pic. Obvious straight guy heads out to his hunting cabin since mother in law is coming in to town to help with the new bundle of joy (see pic in background).  This is first kid for the happy couple (second kid never gets the serious daddy/son professional pic – just ask King Prince Harry).  After a day of rediscovering his manhood by hunting and fishing following 3 months of changing diapers, new dad decides to send the wife an ever-so-subtle hint that his boy is ready and back open for business.  The note attached to the pic says “hey it might not be big but it obviously gets the job done. And next time I’ll remember to stop at the store for condoms”.  Let’s hope mummy-in-law doesn’t intercept the pic before his wife gets it.

This might be one of my favorite pics. 

A Break From The Usual Bullshit

Ok so I know I talk a lot about dick and ass on this blog. Hey you play to your strengths lol. And I know that a lot of readers have made connections with other readers thru here. Ands I think that’s awesome. But what you might not know is that there’s readers who have given their time to really help other readers through some tough times. Not just sexually. But professionally. Stuff that’s WAY out of my league. I just wanna tell you…you guys (and chicks!) are fuckin amazing. I mean really fuckin amazing. There’s some old movie that’s always on at Christmas time (can’t ever remember the name of it) but the moral is that ‘one life can touch so many others’. You guys prove that. Big time. So from the bottom of my ample balls, thank you.