Monday, April 11, 2011

Chick Magnet

Ok so I had a pretty kick ass vacation. Went to someplace tropical.  Lots of great scenery by the pool.  Whole family went. But a boy can look lol. So at night wife and I go to hotel bar and it’s just like at home – guys gather around the bar, women gather around each other.  So 1 night I’m talking to this hotshot who’s telling me about how uber successful he is and he’s on the fast track at his company and he’s economically insulated (I still have no idea what that means).  So in comes his wife (hottie) he introduces us and she looks me up and down and goes “oh yes. I remember you from the pool today.”  Had no idea who she was.  So that tells me that she was scoping my ass out at the pool.  And if she was she undoubtedly undressed me out of my suit in her head. So big man, you can get all the props you can at work, but when you get back to your room and your banging your chick she’s gonna be getting poked by little Scottie in her mind.  For whatever reason that made the arrogant douchebag a lot easier to deal with. 

32 comments:

  1. Hate to break it to you Scott, but do you have any idea the number of men who have mentally undressed you? And the things we'd do to you? It would make your straightboy asscheeks blush!

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  2. Scott,
    You hit it right on the head. If she remembered you from the pool, she was looking. She would be thinking of you.
    Now, what beach was that picture taken at?
    bj
    p.s. I also agree with anonymous 7.37 Have a good week.

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  3. Damn its good to have ya back.... love your stories LOL

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  4. Were you wearing your thong bikini again... showing off your hairy bubble butt off!!! How could she miss it...

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  5. Anyone else get the thought that the couple might have been trawling for a 3way or 4way? If she said that she "noticed" Scott by the pool infront of her husband and the husband was previously "bragging" infront of Scott... They were both looking to reel him in...

    This is just another observation based on the story layed out by Scott.

    Which does beg the question; would you take the bait Scott?

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  6. It is great that the woman noticed you, but if that guy made that comment, you would be walking on water.

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  7. Oh yeah, why wouldn't she flirt with you, I would "open my legs" for you Scottie boy if I was a chick... pound my pussy you 6ft, nice bod, nice 7 in cock, size 11 ft, lightly covered hairy legs, nice smooth bubble butt (with some hair in the crack), reeking of masculinity, not so straightboy... yes, yes, yes, give me "little scottie", hit my "button" ....

    SJ

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  8. right sfbarefeet, wearing my hot pink thong swim suit. never go anywhere without it lol.
    puls the only think i thoguht about 2 b honest is fucking her while he stood there and had 2 watch me put it 2 his woman. i wdn't have touched the dude. he was a douche.

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  10. So now we have independent proof that Scott has a cute ass. Lovin' it!

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  11. You can't beat a bubble butt smoothie,well for me, the only thing that trumps that is a beefy bubble hairy butt.... hell I love it all...

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  12. oldBob says:

    " i wdn't have touched the dude. he was a douche."

    Aww come on you telling me that if you got the chance to fuck his ass after pleasuring his woman you wouldn't have done it? Something tells mw you would have really liked bending that douche over and showing him that "little Scottie" isn't all that little when its pounding a tight ass.

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  13. well just think? if he is into ass play, maybe he was picturing you doing it instead of his woman?

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  14. From the picture it would appear someone's magnetic needle is starting to point North. You devil you.

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  15. If she recognized you with your clothes on, she made a point of remembering you!

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  16. Scott,

    Nice new pic at the top.

    NIV

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  17. All I know is, I awoke this morning and turned to the right and something of mine hit the sheets, and I thought of Scott. Instantly, something happened. The sensation was wonderful. Scott's IM pleasure experience came to mind. Must say, thinking of him coming out of that pool brought on some nice pleasure. I remember when Scott said, "He beat his Scottie to pleasure" So did I! Wish you had been here! I hope for a repeat tomorrow morning. Fantasy, is beautiful and so are we.
    bj.
    P.S. You are some piece of work.

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  18. Attention, all you newbies and followers(sfbarefeet) from the beginning, Scott has a smooth bubble butt smoothie with some hair in the crack.... he does not have a hairy butt. hell he can't have everything....lol....

    SJ

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  19. God Scottie, they were looking for a 3-way. How were you so blind. :( I'm sure you inadvertently gave enough clues to them that you had interests in both of them, and they picked up on it. Sure he was a DB, but as another poster stated, maybe you wanted to pound that DB in front of his wife. You missed an opportunity here... it happens so much more often than you think, apparently. I've had 3-ways with straight couples where the guy later contacts me (alone) because he wants to explore more without her there. But you had the vacation option of not having the follow-up remotely possible.

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  20. I think "economically isolated" means he either has fiber glass or styrofoam stuck up his ass.
    I just love that last moment of sun baked dick, sticking up out of the waist-band as naked beach guys pull up their shorts

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  21. It totally sounded like he was doing his best at flirting with you, hoping you'd be attracted to his "power" -- even though you thought he was a douche because of it. It definitely rings of a couple trying to hit on a guy and not knowing how. Maybe he wanted to be the top with it all but is actually a bottom and would have enjoyed having you pound his egotistical ass. You missed something serious here. Wives typically don't respond how she did in front of their husband unless they are wanting to include their husband (who had tried to hit you up with what he thought was most impressive about himself to impress you) so, maybe they have the wrong formula and he hasn't figured out how to pick up a guy yet... he's probably mostly straight and doesn't get it and thinks the way he impresses his other straight friends is how to impress prospective 3-way guys... just because he's inept at knowing how to include you, doesn't mean you should have left the opportunity on the table and walked away. Scott... I think you're sweet, but extremely dense.

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  22. Lol, I agree! If Scott had responded in the right way, he absolutely could have pounded that egotistical ass in the ass in front of his wife and all 3 would have loved it. His ego, I'm sure, has also gotten her irritated but she didn't realize that seeing her hubby getting pounded by a 'regular guy' would get her off so much (since it takes him down a bunch of notches in her eyes). It sounds like if you'd switched the tone of your responses, you could have easily opened up opportunities you didn't know were there. They probably went back to their bungalow and argued about what they could have done better to make you interested... when it just took you ignoring his douche-baggery and fucking him anyway. :)

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  23. The couple hasn't figured the husband's douche-baggery was the hinderance to the 3-way? Hmm, that means she's stupid too (or just mesmerized by his "power" the way thinks any other guy would be as well. Unless Scott doesn't mind banging stupid girls in front of their egotistical ass-hole husbands (who he also bangs to further turn on the stupid wives)... Why wouldn't he want play around with them? I think he was inaccurately seeing it at face value and not knowing the ass-hole douche bag needed some 'learnin'. You could have fucked them both and had them wanting more.

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  24. Scott isn't bold enough for what you're proposing he should have done. They weren't looking for someone without any experience, but someone who could take the lead on something they know little about. Scott is not ready to step up to that plate. He needs to just relax and JO with a local guy to at least break him in a little. lol

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  25. ok, agreed. I expect too much from a guy who posts the best naked guys around... he must search a bunch and have a lot of interest but just not have the balls to actually act on anything.... ugh. Scott. Please just try something out... your constant posts about how close you were to something interesting to read are getting old... TRY SOME GUYS. Maybe you'll be bottoming, maybe he will, maybe both and you discover which you like best. Pussy feels good too, but that doesn't make guys not fun to play with... come on. Get over your self-imposed restrictive definitions of your self. Let yourself just experience who you are, all sides, without imposing labels... It feels like labels are the most problematic part of all of this for you. You want to be the "straight jock talking" not the "bi-guy doing" ... it's all about your how you value the label you place on your own sexual identity... rather than knowing who you really are. Labels are bullshit, and meant as ways to compartmentalize our definition of ourselves to make ourselves easily understood through stereotypes to other people. "Gay" has a meaning to the population, and that you had a "gay experience" to many people automatically makes you define yourself as "gay"... I'm SURE is the main reason you don't allow yourself the freedom to just have fun, because you'll follow societal norms, and use their definitions of self due to your playing and you're deathly afraid of those definitions. You're afraid of fake words put forth by a society that fakes what it really wants... when does the honesty happen? Shirk societal "norms"... Due to research about sexuality, it's been shown that > 70% of guys have had a sexual experience with another guy. Yet only 10% identify as "gay". That means that for every 1 gay person you know, there are 6 straight guys who've fucked/blown/jerked another guy... yet if any of that were public information, our society would unraveled, since our falsified definitions of sexuality are persisting due to the extreme religious right not recognizing same-sex attraction as a normal part of male adulthood. The more we try to suppress something, the more it bubbles to the surface.

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  26. CRASH!
    sorry, that was me falling on the floor LMFAO at the comments! OK, now it's official...the gang's all here. let the psychobabble begin. no disrespect intended my brothers! you guys crack me up.
    cheers!

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  27. I missed the whole three way. I guess, that I too am dense. It went over me, around me and under me. What a learning experience this blog is.
    bj.
    P.S. Now I know what my dad meant, when asked by someone, what does your son take up in school? My dad's answer was, space!

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  28. I'm the first to appreciate that Str8jocktalking is first and foremost a spank blog. But at times it's more than that. At times it's a forum for the exchange of useful information. I'm always skeptical when someone sites a study w/out proper attribution. So with respect to Paul, here's a study that made the ABC evening news just recently.
    "An estimated 9 million Americans -- or nearly 4 percent of the total population -- say they identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender, according to a new report released this week from the Williams Institute, a think-tank devoted to LGBT research at UCLA.
    Bisexuals make up slightly more than half that group, 1.8 percent of the total U.S. population, and they are substantially more likely to be women than men.
    The report is the most up-to-date assessment of that population and produced a lower population percentage than the 10 percent number that advocacy groups have used in the past, which was based on Alfred Kinsey studies from 1948.
    Other key findings were that an estimated 19 million Americans, or 8.2 percent of the population, said they have engaged in same-sex behavior, and 25.6 million, or 11 percent, acknowledged some same-sex attraction."
    cheers!

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  29. I wonder if there are any statistics that show the survivorship of the relationships, both bi, str, and gay. I know that there must be stats on str. That's obvious. We also have str partners.
    I kinda think that with a population of 330 million people in this country, that the rate seems low, 9 million. I also realize that there are millions of children in the country.
    Another thing. If one checks out the dating services, such as cl, squirt, silverdaddies, Adam, mform, etc, you will see that there is an awesome amount of people out there looking for relationships. And, of all ages!
    Whoever has thought about having same sex, now has a greater opportunity to explore through the internet, therefore, exploration creates population contact. To be discreet, that is another thing that is out htere. What I have recently seen on cl with college kids is a mind blower. Plus, more and more are saying that they are curious. I'm not saying that all I have read is truth, but the adds speak for themselves. 9 Million Identify as being gay. 19 million engaged, that's 10 million more than identified themselves as being gay, 25.6 million acknowledge some same sex attraction. I have found that when I like something, I try it.
    bj.
    p.s. Rugbysex. Thanks for the info you posted.
    Have a good and horny day!

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  30. It seems like there are several things wrong with the way those stats are presented. What age groups are they targeting? The percentages are compared against the entire population which includes millions of children that really should not be part of a proper study. Also, the current high-school / college age generation is much more fluid about sexuality than previous generations. YouTube "Gay Chicken" to see that making out with other guys is now in the realm of a party game... would that have happened with the baby boomer generation or older? Hardly. I've had sex with a number of straight guys who were so concerned about the perception of themselves because of it, that they made me turn around my already off web cam, close my blinds and even though they came over for the purpose of playing around, were reluctant to watch any gay porn. I can guarantee you that if they responded to that survey, they would never have acknowledged any curiosity or experimentation due to their own issues of formally acknowledging it, even if anonymously, more because it's now formally acknowledged to themselves. I'd be very interested in any studies that have been done of the 20-28 year olds out there to see how it compares with previous generations that are distorting the "total population" data. Did the UCLA study remove the millions of pre-adolescents in the nation from their numbers before calculating the percentages of the total population?

    I'd be interested to read how the questions were worded. How much were the participants agreeing to when they said they had same sex attraction? "Have you ever been attracted to a guy" or "Do you regularly find other guys attractive?" Even with the first, I know guys who have admitted it to me, in a personal discussion, but I doubt they'd have responded that way in a survey. Did the UCLA study extrapolate too much between generations based on the sample size they had? Did they have to talk face-to-face with someone? (drastically reduces how many people would admit it). Did they answer the questionairre anonymously or did they feel they gave enough information that they could be identified? Were the questions worded in a "have you ever had the thought about..." or "do you regularly think about..."? I have talked with many straight guys who will say "sure, I have thought about it, but it didn't interest me" or "I sucked a dick as a kid and always wanted to try getting fucked but never did" (while totally drunk, and when I brought it up later, he denied he ever said it). When questioning people on such a sensitive and self-defining topic, even with great questions & great methods to make sure the guys felt safe in admitting it, you can't account for all of the self-denial going on.

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  31. I had a friend when I lived in LA who had his own a 7 step system where he felt he could "bend" any straight guy... and he was unbelievably successful. He felt every guy could be "broken" by making them comfortable, non-threatened (about their definitions of self), (and several other top-secret steps) and that most guys opened up and played around and enjoyed it... guys that had never played around before or after felt safe and comfortable and got off. As an example, he had lived in the dorms of the baseball team and started massaging them (if he found them attractive) and would jerk them off. They regularly came back for more. Those athletes all enjoyed and many repeated a sexual experience with a guy, but it was more opportunistic and I doubt they defined themselves by it at all and that "one time" or that "one guy" didn't count as enough to answer "Yes" to having had a sexual encounter with another guy... (assuming that's the wording... letting another guy jerk you off isn't "sex" by their definition of "sexual encounter", so they could easily answer "no" and feel they told the truth). 

    Based on my own experience and those of my friends, the lines between straight and gay are only as strict as we accept via our social conditioning (look at ancient Rome, the Spartan army was the bad-ass group (that fought naked-too bad they didn't have cameras) but since man-on-man (and even man-on-boy) sex was just accepted in their society as normal, it was actually thought that it made the group more cohesive to fuck each other). 

    If I tell a guy that 7 in 10 guys has fooled around in some way with another guy at sometime in his life, the response is generally that it opens up the next phase. Maybe that guy lets my hand go to his lap while we're watching TV and he gets hard... where he wouldn't have let me do it before simply because he thought it was "unusual" but he now believes it's normal and accepted so he's open to it... that means his only wall was a psychological one, not a biological one. The upcoming generation was raised with a very different pop-culture, MTV shows regularly showing "straight-acting" gay guys hooking up, high-school kids playing "gay chicken" at parties, where much of the stigma of experimentation is removed (in the case of "gay chicken" the guy who backs out first is called a 'pussy' -- kind of a switch, no?). To quote a study that sampled the whole population and compares it against the total number of people in the country (including babies and grandpas who used to beat gays) doesn't show what the current trend is and misses the point entirely.

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  32. Let guys have the freedom to play without the stigma. But, even with the current transitioning state, there are gay-for-pay actors who consider themselves straight, have to take viagra to get aroused and have girlfriends... where when they announce what they do, it's assumed "you sucked a dick, you are gay" -- we still have that level of strict labels. Gay guys can fuck a girl, make her pregnant, and raise a child, but that doesn't make him straight... one dick, you're gay... that's more prevalent in the redder states... but even with very sexually open-minded people still influences their behavior. I went to Burning Man last year and camped next to this mid-twenties hot guy. He and I became friends, he regularly fucked girls in his camper and had never fooled around with a guy but told me (he knew I was gay) that he'd thought about it before and one time, tapped me on the shoulder and pulled me into his camper with him. Straight guys in their 20's bend waaaaay more than the stats from the UCLA study you quote indicate.

    Sorry about the "psycho babble" but the guys-on-the-line have always been my interest, which is why this blog is so interesting. Fuck, I offered a BJ to the homecoming king in HS and he accepted... even though his fingers still smelled of his gf's pussy. If you know the right way to talk with guys, I've yet to find a close friend (who trusts me and that I'm not going to use his admission against him) to not admit same-sex attraction, I may have a selection bias and it's just that I attract those guys as friends or that I'm unconsciously attracted to only those types of guys.

    Sorry for the ramble. :D

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