Monday, April 11, 2011
Lots of great scenery by the pool. Whole family went. But a boy can look lol. So at night wife and I go to hotel bar and it’s just like at home – guys gather around the bar, women gather around each other. So 1 night I’m talking to this hotshot who’s telling me about how uber successful he is and he’s on the fast track at his company and he’s economically insulated (I still have no idea what that means). So in comes his wife (hottie) he introduces us and she looks me up and down and goes “oh yes. I remember you from the pool today.” Had no idea who she was. So that tells me that she was scoping my ass out at the pool. And if she was she undoubtedly undressed me out of my suit in her head. So big man, you can get all the props you can at work, but when you get back to your room and your banging your chick she’s gonna be getting poked by little Scottie in her mind. For whatever reason that made the arrogant douchebag a lot easier to deal with.Ok so I had a pretty kick ass vacation. Went to someplace tropical.