Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Divorced Entertainment

So I think I told you guys about a buddy of mine who was in the process of divorce. He was staying with his parents for awhile but now has a place of his own. Been meaning to get there but didn’t tell last night.  Very weird walking into his place and seeing him live in a little apartment instead of his house. He’s doing pretty good. So I asked him if he’s getting any action. He said ‘oh ya plenty’ and he showed me a bunch (probably 20) of porn CDs hes got. He says you can buy them at adult vid shops used and they’re discounted. I was like man you’re gonna wear out your dick with these lol. He was like no man I just watch em to chill. So about an hour later I go to take a piss. His bathroom is in his bedroom. I come out and look around and he’s got a big ol box of keenex and a bottle pf lube on the box he uses as a nightstand.  Just watches em to chill.  Right. 

21 comments:

  1. morning mister.
    i hope you're ready for the comments that are going to cum pouring in. you know what i'm talking about. everyone is going to give you advice on how you should have watched a porno w/ your pal. how you should have stroked together and pushed the scenario till...well you know...you both ended up on the floor fucking each other's brains out. that sorta thing happens so often. LMFAO! i wanna know just one thing. did the thought cross your mind? did you think, if only for a brief moment...wouldn't it be nice?
    pax tibi frater.
    cheers!

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  2. Ah, "chill" must have a new meaning here....one I totally support!

    DP

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  3. So if he's going to an adult vid store to buy dvds, what do you think the chances are that while he's there, he goes into one of the video booths to get his dick sucked through a gloryhole?

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  4. Ditto what rs said. Is this the same friend with the hard-on in the tighty-whiteys? The one where you rubbed one off in his sink?

    What I can't believe is that you didn't give him shit about the lube and kleenex - which I'm assuming that you did and didn't blog it.

    Mark from Pittsburgh

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  5. You missed it, to chill is his code words for taking his dick in his hand and pounding one out.

    Also have you ever tried to use Kleenex to clean up lube. Cause if you had you'd realize that the tissue breaks apart and makes your cock looking like it's covered in confetti, and that shit don't come off that easily.

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  6. There is also the possibility that he brought those cd's with him from his house.
    I suggest that if you visit him on the weekend and a have few, that you spend the night. You don't want to be stopped for drinking and driving. Also, be prepared to watch some of those cd's. You know how a buddy can help a buddy out. If you think of him as you do, you just may get something nice going.

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  7. I switched teams after my divorce. Watch out.

    Benchpecs

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  8. Oh cranking out a huge load, you can have a "chilling" experience indeed.. Oh he must be enjoy his freedom right now, very much indeed....

    I agree Scott, lube, porn, tissues, I am sure he's not using these items crying over his divorce...

    SJ

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  9. That picture can't be genuine. It's photoshopped.

    jon

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  10. Love your choice of photos. Nice T shirt|. Should have sugested watching one of his cds. Just to see what might develope. hal

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  11. ok so no, it didnt really occur 2 me 2 join him. but i thought about it after i left. gues im not quick enough on my feet.

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  12. It seems odd to me that a straight guy not looking for anything would be that forward with leaving everything out . . .hmmmm. I think he may be signalling something

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  13. from your lips to God's ears buddy...LMAO!
    prosit!

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  14. Well, Scott - chillin' out by jacking off isn't a new sport. Maybe you need to get that game on yourself one of these days. It's quite the tension-anxiety reliever!

    For Anon 2:28 - whether signaling something to another dude or not, there's no reason a grown man needs to hide the "tools of the trade," ya know? He's single, living alone, and it shouldn't be any secret to ANYONE that he's jerking off...Hel, being MARRIED and whacking one out shouldn't be any secret to anyone. Men jack off - it's a fact of life; no reason to hide it from anyone, especially a good friend who should understand perfectly.

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  15. Hell, if you're buddy has a cock as big as the one in the picture, i'd loose my butthole virginity to him.

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  16. Bachelor here guys. Live alone in my bachelor pad, n that seems bout right 2 me. I mean my porn is put away nice and neat, but if u stopped by and just walked in my b/room, u'll find a box of condoms, lube and pbly my cum sock sitting on the night stand.

    Does no1 think Scott was being nosie? I don't know Scott seems like u were lookin 4 somethin?

    L8r, Jake in Otown

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  17. First, the dude did show Scott his porn collection.

    And, really? The guy's jack-off stuff is in plain view in a walk-through space to the only bathroom?

    He wouldn't have that just out if his mother dropped by. This is clearly a cry for something. Maybe pity, maybe action, who knows? But, he definitely wanted you to see them, and draw your own conclusions.

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  18. Scott is the only one who knows how this guy is handling his divorce. If the guy is glad that it is over, then that is one thing. If the guy has trouble dealing with the divorce, that's another problem. A big problem. Seems to me, Scott likes the guy. I don't know if I would want to get it on with a friend who is going trough a divorce and not happy with the idea of being away from his wife. If he wants the divorce, then that is another ball game. I also wonder, if the guy wonders about Scott. Maybe Scott has given some signals.
    Scott could always say to the guy friend, if you want to get together, let me know. We can always get something going. I know, you guys are thinking of sex. Not so in this case. A straight guy can say to a straight guy, we can always get something going, and it may mean, a workout, jog, swim, couple of drinks etc. If Scott does make him, it's important to know if the guy is also participating. That it's mutual. Some nice words are exchanged. if the guy is drunk and Scott is on the same path and gets carried away, then that is a different ballgame. It's not a good one. There's a fifty fifty chance, that if something happens, and it isn't mutual, that the friendship goes down the drain. I would not want to lose his friendship, or take advantage of him. He may not be as smart as Scott, but then again, he could be a genius. Who knows. Time will tell on this one. I got a feeling that this weekend will bring those two guys together. Monday next, should be interesting!

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  19. I don't know. Maybe the guy is a little lonely and depressed. He is getting a divorce after all. I would probally jack off alot too if I had plenty of newly found time on my hands. For right now, be his friend and be there for him. I am sure that it is rough on him regardless of what he says. In a couple of months though - all bets are off, get him drunk and take advantage of him. That is what a good friend would do! LOL

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  20. Technically,
    If he is going through a divorce that he is not happy with, he is not jacking off. He would be in a state of depression and also a state of dislocation. He moved from his house where he had a wife and children and back to where he had a mother and father. Seems to me that he is a grown up and a MAN. Hung too. He went out on his own and took an apartment. I think that Scott admires the guy and rightfully so. Scott is probably worried about him, and rightfully so. I think that Scott is the kind of guy that would quietly stand by his buddy, (Friends), and support them. We who read this blog, and because of Scott,we are reading something more into this, and hoping that Scott will find a super hot story to share with us. The guy who is getting divorced. My thoughts are with him. It isn't easy. Divorceis a living death. If one looses their spouse, they bury them. In divorce, you will probably run into your former spouse, partner at the grocery store. The kids, will have a tough time dealing with it. Also, the one who gets the kids, paints the other parent as being bad. It gets ugly, especially in this day and age, when the economy is bad. For Scott's friend, if something happens between them this weekend in a mellow state. I hope that Scott's buddy really gives Scott a run for his money. There has to be overtures that have been given. To be a fly on the wall at that apartment. This may be the beginning of something new. I believe that they will continue to remain friends, even if they try one another. A jerk off buddy session is always GOOD!

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  21. Scott

    Sorry to disappoint some of your readers but you know the chances of fucking with your friend are less than 10%. porn and jerk off stuff is a quantum leap to a jerk off buddy or more. Jerk off buddies don't exist in the straight world past high school. Be a bud and get your wife to hook him up with a single girl friend if you really want to know "how he is doing."

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