Thursday, April 28, 2011

Guy Humor

I think part of the reason that men separate from women in a bar is cuz we're funnier than they are. Most women don't think I'm funny.  Guys think I'm freakin hysterial. When you think about it there's almost like a homo tint to guy humor. Two guys at a urnal pissing isn't funny.  Two guys pissing outside and crossing thier streams is.  Having your new underwear ride up your asscrack isn't funny.  Seeing a buddy give another guy a wedgie is.  Walking around naked around freinds isn't funny.  Seeing one of your buddys moon someone is.  Jerking off isn't funny.  Catching someone red handed is.  I have no idea why this is but I'm sure one of you smart guys is gonna tell me lol.

20 comments:

  1. Scott I love your blog. But you are a 15 yr old in a man's body. That's part of your charm, but good God you need to grow up!

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  2. I was at a bar the other night. And this buffed dude walked in with his girl friend (fiancée). He had huge arms and upper body and a small waist. He sat next to me ... It turned out he was a former pro hockey player who got into bodybuilding. I was afraid I was going to get "muscle attitude" but it turned out he was a great guy and very friendly. We talking and joked for hours.... I could tell it pissed off his fiancée ... he was paying attention to me not her. But hey... guys like guys.

    Benchpecs

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  3. Well, you have an anarchic sense of freedom and playfulness that is quite charming Scott, but I'm not sure I'd say you're that funny.

    Maybe you're funny to laugh at (in, um, a nice way?) Rather than to laugh with. :P

    Then again it could just be my feeble lady-brain that makes me say that, huh?

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  4. Guys have a common denominator, their guys.
    When things start to get funny, the other will chime in and it is a guy thing. I don't think that you would see three guys that are in the picture pissing, if there was a girl there. Doubt it. She would think that they are stupid.
    That hockey player was grateful that Benchpecs was there. Talking to a girlfriend is like talking to your mother, you can't bullshit her. The advantage of having benchpec's girlfriend getting annoyed is, he can make it up to her later and she will be forgiving.
    What I am seeing is, guys have a lot of hidden emotions and it's good when they start to share them. That's my thoughts.
    bj
    P.S.
    Here's something. I used a urinal yesterday When I finished, and I was washing my hands. Some adult male walked in and had to take a leak. I saw that he was giving me a serious look, like who are you. What I noticed was, he didn't start to urinate until I was leaving. Guys, at a urinal together, have what is called the bashful kidney syndrome, unlike the three guys in the picture. The picture is a humorous pee. A urinal, you get down to business, if you can. Go figure.
    Have you ever seen two guys go to the John to take a leak. Woman do it all the time. Here's something else to think about. When woman go to the bathroom together to pee, that's when they discuss male castration. What does a guy think about when he goes to take a leak? Any ideas? It's in your hands now.
    Have a good day.
    My thought for the day. When I think of a zipper, I think of temptation. Think about it.

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  5. I think alot of it is taboo....we are taught early on that guys never look, never touch, never talk to guys because of some machismo crap our grandfathers started....but then we realize that it is sort of a double standard...because our grandfathers and fathers did the same thing with their buds! I liken it to keeping your eyes closed during prayers at church! You know your not supposed to be looking around but you do anyway and it is cool! With guys, it is amazingly bonding and innocent.

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  6. Off topic, but it looks like the Bi Like Me blog got the axe, as happened to this one not long ago. Hopefully, he'll rise from the ashes as you have.

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  7. LOL!! How ironic... I had a very similar conversation with two women in a writer's group last night. They said they'd never known men who would do such things as piss in groups, or walk around naked without shame, or whack off in front of one another. I had to explain to them that OF COURSE they didn't think they knew of any men who would do that - "You think guys talk/behave like this with women around? Don't be ridiculous! You women would think they were being stupid or moronic and disgusting... However, guys do these things without your (women's) knowledge specifically because of that attitude."
    Scott you are entirely correct; guys have GUY fun. We'll find things funny that most women would think is sophmoric. That's just the way it is... You get your dick caught in a zipper: Not funny. You see or hear about another dude getting his johnson caught in a zipper: Hysterical! You take a hit to the nuts: Not funny (it hurts like a mo'fo!). Watch some other guy get the crotch shot: You laugh out loud - even while you cup your own nuts!

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  8. For, whkattk 9.52a/m
    Don't you know it. You see a guy get hit in the nuts and you grab yours. I was watching that funny video program sometime last year. Some kid, a little kid, was playing softball with his dad. His dad pitched the ball. The kid hit that ball dead on and dad got it right in the crotch. Honestly, I grabbed myself in instant protection and sympathy. When I told a friend about dad being hit, he laughed and so did I. Thank God it wasn't me, again!! Share the fame, share the blame, and share the pain!!
    bj.
    p.s. Anyone remember an experience with a guy's bicycle bar? A woman must have put that frigging bar there.

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  9. Lol read the wheel of time. There is some sex under the covers (lesbians, one guy-three wives, excetra) but the big thing is men and woman trying to understand eachother and save the world while doing it. Faile and Perrin are my favorites and they constantly bump heads trying to figure it out while talking to the piss parties behind eachothers backs.

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  10. hey feeble lady brain dont sweat it. u got tits so yor still of use to us lol. jk baby u kno i lov u!

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  11. Hey Scott off topic, but I was wondering how you feel about people under 18 reading your blog? Just wondering

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  12. anon 1129 wow good question. um...idk. initial raction is 'im not crazy about it'. but then i think hey i had these thougths when i was under 18 and there wasnt no blog to let me know it was ok to feel this shit. idk. ill defer to my legal team on how to ans this. i guess id say if (hypothetically) there was a guy under 18 who needed to talk to someone about stuff like this id tell em it was ok to contact me emial and ill lend a ear but try and keep yor fuzzy ass off adult sites. is that a good answer?

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  13. funniest thing I ever saw was at a frat party. 2 brothers were wrestling around on the floor they were pulling at each others clothes and started to rip everyone started yelling at them to rip each others clothes off and they did. match ended when 1 guy jammed a finger up the other dudes ass the guy immediately yelled uncle!

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  14. And I would have sung,
    "And is that all there is my friend?"
    "Lets keep on dancing."
    bj

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  15. Ever here of the "Three Stooges", same thing, well almost, women just don't get them... we do... we are boneheads..

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  16. @ Scott 11:26 am

    Why thank you Scott, I love you too, but I resent this implication that women can't be stupid callow feckless boneheads!

    I am all those things!

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  17. what do freckles have to do with being funny? chicks...christ!

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  18. I think dudes like having fun with other dudes as long as it doesn't threaten their masculinity, it's alright....

    the good example, not taken the urinal next to the dude at the sports bar, but when there's a bunch of drunken dudes at a outside party, cross pissing can be overlooked...

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  19. Ha ha! So true! Hey I like your blog so far!
    Chris

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  20. Hi there.

    Great blog!

    Just one question: what's a wedgie? Could you explain to an uninitiated Brit, please? Thanks!

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