Monday, April 25, 2011

Measuring The Manhood

Got a great letter from another curious guy. He's hooked up wiht a few guys. Before hooking up eveyone wants to know the size of your goods (if it doesnt matter like you all say why does everyone want to know?).  So he tells them honestly about 6 inches.  They say 'same as mine'. When he gets there a quick glance uncovers that he's got about 2 inches on them.  He even said 'maybe I'm really 9 inches long and I don't even realise it hahahaha.'  So we need a tutorial on measuring the schlonger.  How exactly do you measure it? Where do you start, where do you end? Oh, and if you measure girth do you measure in the middle or the fat part at the base?

35 comments:

  1. Matt D in Dallas.April 25, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    Well.. before you even start measuring, you have to acquire a special tool call an "AOL ruler"....

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  2. Matt D in Dallas.April 25, 2011 at 5:23 PM

    But.. the way the guy's measuring in the pic is about the way I'd do it. (For the record.. about 7.) Girth... I'd measure centerish.

    And do I need to tell you you'd be wiser to steal your wife's cloth tape measure than to grab the steel tape from the toolbox? While the latter is a hell of a lot butcher, there's nothing sexy about a butterflied cock when the steel tape gets away from you.

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  3. I am about 8 and 6 around (a dollar bill wraps around my cock)

    I always tell them I am real 8 not "internet 8" since I have met up with guys that are "8" and I am bigger and they say I'm huge (hmmm some way to be same size)

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  4. Well some dudes start at their asshole lol

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  5. I've heard of some guys saying you measure from the balls...so what is it? Do you include the balls, and why? Girth is centerish? Not the mushroom head...that seems more important. The only advantage of a 4" cock is that it could be "deep throated" by like everyone. So what do you say when the wife wonders what you are doing with her measuring tape? I'd like to hear that one too.

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  6. OK, I'll try measuring like the photo and see what I've got, and post it here, if that is the correct way.

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  7. Check out Mrs Candy's Perfect Phallus blog to get the correct way to measure it up.

    http://theperfectphallus.blogspot.com/2006/12/how-to-measure-your-phallus.html

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  8. I messed with a dude in highschool who had a monster dong. since I didn't have anything else to compare mine to, my 7 inch tool always seemed small. Now, mine is rarely shorter than the dudes I mess around with. All those years thinking i had a tiny dick......

    from wikipedia:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Penis_frequency.svg

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  9. tell ya what scott...bend over and spread em. let's see how far my cock will go in. that's the best way to measure. instead of how many inches, we'll judge by how loud you scream. LMFAO. i'm guessin i'll measure..oh, say about, "JESUS, JOSEPH AND MARY RUGGY!!! YOU'RE KILLING ME. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
    yeah...that's about the size of it.
    cheers!

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  10. I always thought you should measure from the top to the tip of the head. For girth, a center measure would seem fair. On the internet, cocks grow at least two inches, but I like Rugby's measuring technique so bend over and spread em Scott. hal

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  11. Matt D in Dallas.April 25, 2011 at 6:23 PM

    Anon 5:30.. Well.. "wife"'s not a problem for me.. and the tape measure is mine and the one I keep for monthly measurements and body fat %.. which I would think would provide cover for Scott, at least.

    Rugby.. a man after my own heart. Hearin' 'em howl into the pillow just makes me harder! (Does that make me a sadist? *evil grin*)

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  12. well im 7 or 8 depends on how excited i get, that and how hard i pull back, and for the size its too fat to fit in a TP tube

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    1. awesome point maybe the guys whose dicks are smaller than they said are really not turned on by you and therefore not reaching full hardness! im 6 normally but if im really turned on by the guy it can be 7, 7 and a half inches.

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  13. I think you have to measure across the top with a full erection, from the body to the tip. Some places I've read say you can stretch it for the same effect, but I don't think so. Also, use a flexible measuring tape to compensate for any curvature.

    Another semi-related factoid is that you add an avg. of 1/2" in length for every 15lb you lose.

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    1. factoid or myth? Ive lost 100 pounds and havent had any increase in lenght or girth!

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  14. If it is attached to a body and reaches me, it is long enough.

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  15. I think that I better stop reading this blog. I don't measure up. bye
    Mack! you are something else.

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  16. I get told that a lot. Never know if it's a good or bad thing.

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  17. Mack, I am inspired to lose weight!

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  18. Another place with information

    http://www.how-to-enlarge.info/measure.php

    DP

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  19. A measuring tape is more flexible than a wooden or metal ruler but that means it is also less accurate. Measuring tapes tend to stretch with age.

    DP

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  20. Does a cock get smaller as men get older? So...should men measure themselves sometime in their twenties and leave it at that (if, indeed it's true that you get smaller as you age).
    Artful1

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  21. So Scott what's your ruler say???

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  22. I want to keep my standing as a "true sex trivia fiend" or Scott stalker. Scott claims that little Scottie is 6 1/2 cut. So that means he really is a full 4 1/2 rock hard taking in to account the "internet ruler" he used!

    Mark from Pittsburgh

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  23. 2 things....

    A 4 inch cock can hardly get "deep throated"......

    and your dick doesn't grow when u lose weight... U can just see more of it.... If that was true morbidly obese ppl would have a hell of a reason to get slim lol

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  24. OK, guys...enough with the b.s. ;-)

    The correct way to measure your cock (straight outta Men's Health from a Urologist):

    Place the tape measure along the SIDE of your cock (as in the picture Scott posted above) for length. [Reason for this: Along the top, it measures shorter; along the bottom - or underside - it measures longer.]

    For girth, you've got 3 different places - you want to give a person the largest? or the smallest? Mrs Candy shows you the proper places to measure for this; the widest area below the glans, the slimmest area midshaft, and the base.

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  25. ooooeeee! this blog is just a fountain of information! hey whkattk...don't suppose you'd help me measure mine please? mmmmm! :)
    cheers!

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  26. OK, I'll go there...6" long; 5"circumference. Been that way since high school. Damn thing used to stand straight up, now its at 90 degrees. But, whatever, it still gets hard and I still love it.
    Celt

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  27. Like television, the Internet adds 4 inches to your cock...

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  28. Way back in the '50's when Kinsey was doing his work, the "official" measurement technique was to measure along the top surface of an erect penis from its base to its tip using a semi-rigid ruler with a flat base against the pubic mound. The measurement was allowed to curve with the penis but was not allowed to roll along the surface of the glans to the urethral opening. Girth measurements were taken at the glans, at the thickest part or midpoint of the shaft, as applicable, and as near the base as possible.

    As someone has already mentioned, you lose about 1/2 inch for each ~15 pound increment above your ideal weight.

    ~ GaySatyr

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  29. The folks who design box covers for gay porn videos have traditionally substituted inches for centimeters when quoting penis measurements.

    9cm becomes 9in
    13cm becomes 13in
    etc

    [/sarcasm]

    ~ GaySatyr

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  30. hell I don't care how the heck they measure the length, give me a thickie any day, I"ll measure that with a beer can..lol....

    I don't have a pussy, so no need to hit my button....

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  31. Length. Yes. Girth. Yes. Isn't overall displacement important?
    So fill a tall big gulp cup with water after you lowered your cock into it. Then pour that into a measuring cup, note the measurement. Then fill the cup full, and measure that. Subtract first number from second. Covert to cubic centimeters and THATS how big your crank shaft displacement is.

    -arCOCKmedis

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  32. I'm lucky that I don't have to exaggerate the numbers. :-)

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  33. Oh my Mike, how big and thick is your schlong... just for the record, of course....

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