Monday, April 18, 2011

Nice Barnacle

Ok.  I admit it. I'm an asshole.  I look at a dude like this and go wtf?  I mean like I'm not this big total loser. I got decent looks.  I work out pretty hard and it shows. And little Scottie's had his share of adulation.  But I mean seriously.  No guy on the freakin planet should be ripped like this, have a donger that hits him in the navel, AND be the captain of his own vessel.  You know I give a lot of props to guys who got the guts to bare it all outside.  But shit if I looked like this and had my own ride like this I'd freakin never wear clothes at sea!

28 comments:

  1. If u r an asshole my friend, so there's a lot out there too. Your going to the gym so u r not so bad looking. Give yourself some credits, i'm sure that there's a lot of guys at the gym that are looking at u and say "wow that man look great" so don't be so mean to yourself man. You don't have all of that but you got us.

    Yves

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  2. uh hullo...earth to scott...it's called porn and the guy's a rent boy. wait a few years...everything will shrink or disappear altogether...muscles, dick and hair. look at that old bald guy on the dock scraping barnacles from the hull. that's rent boy in a few years.
    you got a wife and kids who love you, a career, your health and thousands of fans who want to suck LITTLE scottie. Who's luckier...i ask you?! count your blessings buddy.
    cheers!

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  3. p.s. when they deliver my tall ship later this spring which as you know is going to be christened S.S. Str8jock, you have a standing invitation (oh god, what am i saying?!) and on S.S. str8jock clothing of any kind is forbidden. i'll have it moored down at the southern end of manhattan in the harbor district. drop by and bend over.
    cheers!

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  4. No getting lost at sea with a captain who is always pointing North.

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  5. Jack R,
    Good comment. Santa and the north pole point north.

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  6. Love ya Scott.
    Now stop your friggin whining!
    It's not just in what ya got, but what you do with it. So take Scottie for a ride and be grateful for what ya got.
    Boston Marathon today; I listened to an innterview with the South African guy that won the wheelchair part past 9 years. He's got no legs, but now has a wife, kids, a business, does motivational speaking. His parents were told to just put him in an institution and forget him.
    We friggin got it made!
    Love ya!

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  7. Hell, I have nowhere near his endowment but if I had a boat I would be naked on the water always!

    DP

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  8. I don't really care about endowment or body type, but I do sail my boat nude. No better feeling.

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  9. Anonymous@9:33 - how about inviting us all out for a day of naked sailing, sun and fun ;-)
    I tried doing this with a guy I met on CL in Southern California but it was to damn cold that day.

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  10. This guy is fucking hot as hell. Wish I was diving off the side of that boat right now, and him waiting up top for me when I came up. yeah that's the ticket, lol.

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  11. Scotty here is a bone: the guy has small calves.

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  12. If it helps, Scott, that boat belongs to his father who is wondering where the fuck he went wrong with his bum of a son.

    On the other hand, "Naked boaters unite!"
    Celt

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  13. Billy, small calves or not....I'd sail with him to Gilligan's island any day!
    Ahoy mate!

    Rick in L.A.

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  14. This dude turns me on. With a rudder like that, I would want to steer. There are lots of hot guys. many not ripped or as well endowed. Its whatever floats your boat thats important.

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  15. Meh. He's ok looking. Has a look on his face like the lights are on, but nobody's home, and he's too tall. I agree with the comments that have all suggested this isn't his boat either.

    Over all, I wouldn't say this guy has it all.

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  16. ...and looks dumb as a box of rocks.

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  17. The boat came equipt with a doushe bag.

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  18. I don't know guys I think this guy is pretty hot, boat or no boat. And I'm not a complainer but I work my ass off, and will never come close to having toys like that, so I see your point Scott, it does seem like sometimes, some guys really do have all the luck, lol.

    Peace guys.

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  19. Scott can't add a thing, you said it a nutshell, that dude is the master of his own ship, and he has every reason to be....

    SJ

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  20. To all the commenters above: yes, he does look a bit stupid, and kinda douche-y. However, I happen to find stupid douches pretty hot.

    It's why I like Scott so much :P

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  21. ooooo. scott just got bitch slapped. you go girl.
    cheers!

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  22. Actually coming from "some chick", that's a compliment.. love ya, some chick...

    SJ

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  23. What's wrong with a hung, stupid box of rocks? Not resisting any invite from him. I would LOVE to skinny dip with him or to clean his rudder

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  24. uh yeah SJ...i got that. bitch slap=spank=boned scott. come on SJ, keep up w/ me boy. LMFAO!
    cheers!

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  25. Well said rubysex, Scott needs a good bitch slap every now and then... he can get just a little bit too "cocky" for his own good... LMAO..

    SJ

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  26. as the lyrics to one of my favorite old songs go, "I like em big and STOO-PID. I like em big and REAL DUMB!"

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  27. SJ? The best part of Scott getting his blog back up and running is the chance for me to rekindle my complicated bromance with you. ;)

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  28. the pleasure is all mine, some chick...

    SJ

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