Ok. I admit it. I'm an asshole. I look at a dude like this and go wtf? I mean like I'm not this big total loser. I got decent looks. I work out pretty hard and it shows. And little Scottie's had his share of adulation. But I mean seriously. No guy on the freakin planet should be ripped like this, have a donger that hits him in the navel, AND be the captain of his own vessel. You know I give a lot of props to guys who got the guts to bare it all outside. But shit if I looked like this and had my own ride like this I'd freakin never wear clothes at sea!