So I got home from work last night and didn't hear anything. Very weird. Checked my texts and saw I got one from my wife in the afternoon saying she was going out with the kids around dinner and would be out till around 8. Wow. I'm never home alone. Like never. It's amazing how the male brain works. Like a reflex reaction I went upstairs to the bedroom to jerk off. I WASN'T EVEN HORNY!!!!! It was just like whoa, got the house to myself, gotta have at it. Swear to god. I didn't even strip. Just pulled my pants down, laid on the bed and practiced the skill I been developing since I was 12. It was nice beating my meat while not looking at the toilet or the shower drain. Almost like a mastrubationvacation! A get away for my dick. Sweet.