Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Rare Treat

So I got home from work last night and didn't hear anything.  Very weird.  Checked my texts and saw I got one from my wife in the afternoon saying she was going out with the kids around dinner and would be out till around 8.  Wow.  I'm never home alone.  Like never.  It's amazing how the male brain works.  Like a reflex reaction I went upstairs to the bedroom to jerk off.  I WASN'T EVEN HORNY!!!!!  It was just like whoa, got the  house to myself, gotta have at it.  Swear to god.  I didn't even strip. Just pulled my pants down, laid on the bed and practiced the skill I been developing since I was 12.  It was nice beating my meat while not looking at the toilet or the shower drain.  Almost like a mastrubationvacation!  A get away for my dick.  Sweet.

20 comments:

  1. Wow man, time alone is always nice and relaxing and on top of that, you took good care of little Scottie. I'm sure that he appreciate it too. Thank you for the reading before my work man.

    Yves

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  2. You're back! Thank God! I can go anywhere and get pics, stories of gay men who ALLEGEDLY seduce straight guys, and sports I don't give a shit about. But only you bring humor to my utterly messed up world. Good to see you back where you belong.
    Tim in Chicago

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  3. Scott, every morning when I wake up, the first thing I do is turn on my iPhone and check out your blog, and like clockwork, my dong begins to swell because of the über hot photos and hot topics. There is nothing like feel of that first boner of the day. That's the start of my "masturbationvacation" every day!

    Rick in L.A.

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  4. rick man u r now the envy of every married curious reader of my blog!

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  5. Blah... blah... blah... "pulled my pants down". Blah... blah... blah... "beat my meat". I think I have selective hearing. Wish I was a fly on the wall... big load Scott? Did you shoot it in your mouth? Guess what I'm doing now... GRIN!

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  6. What a horny bunch of buggers.
    bj

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  7. Hey Scott- The exact same thing happened at my house Sunday afternoon. And like you, I NEVER have the place to myself. And guess what I did, bro? Yup. Very satisfying indeed.
    -Jake in Seattle

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  8. Congratulations, man! But, oh, my, Scott. Us married guys need to take care of the self better than that. All you married guys: Time to break out of the mold!
    As a friend of ours told my wife one night: "Guys jerk off; it's a fact of life. Get over yourself!" I wanted to kiss him right there!
    No more hiding for me. I tell her I'm going into the bedroom for some "me time" - and she knows it's for a nice liesurely jacking off. MasturbationVacation any time I feel I deserve one.

    P.S. And if one (or both) of your kids is male, I hope you will be a good father and explain the joys and benefits and the how-to of whacking off when the time comes.

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  9. Imus said, that his son told him,that he stuck it in the shampoo bottle. I cracked up. Just goes to show, wherever there is a hole and you've got a hard one, you are looking to put it someplace.
    bj

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  10. We have all been there...nice to hear someone put it into print. Our dicks just like to cum. No romance or partner feelings, just gradification...right to the point. I guess I would use the sink instead of the bed, but same result. Thanks for putting it in words Scott.

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  11. has anyone other than me noticed that with all the differnt personalites from all differnt backgrounds and all different orientations, the 1 thing we all have in comon is a fierce love of beating our meat?

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  12. The toilet and shower drain are going to need therapy for being ignored.

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  13. I'm now convinced that my favorite character on the internet is Scott's dick.

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  14. Scott glad you enjoy a good wank, I hope you get to do it more often.....

    Also like the new pic for your new blog, You know I have to ask, Is it you???...lol... if it's not you, could it be almost a look alike....

    I mean he looks about 6ft, nice hair, good shape, light hairy legs, smooth bubble butt, nice cock and balls, and of course those dogs (feet) look like size 11....

    SJ

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  15. yes, thats me, i decided to say fuck the whole marriage/family/children thing and opted instead to eat my underpants.
    cmon sj u kno better!

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  16. and Scotty boy, you know me better than that you did see the, the lol......

    Still love ya, big guy.....

    It is a great pic though...

    SJ

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  17. Now I wonder if the OTHER profile pix you used were you Scott.

    NIV

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  18. Nothing like having the house to yourself....its almost a little gift. And the first thing that comes to mind is rubbing one off. No better way to release a little stress. God sure knew what he was doing when he made the dick fit so perfectly in the palm of your hand.

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  19. I had to laugh, a married buddy of mine, called me yesterday to talk about the Bruins, "I said man, you seem to be in a good mood", he said fuck ya, my wife took the kids to get haircuts, and I just rubbed a good one out, spraweld out on the bed....

    I guess we single guys take it for granted that we can yank it anytime, anywhere in our apartments...and not worrying that someone is going to catch us, or scare the little ones, lol.....

    SJ

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