Monday, April 4, 2011

The Real Story

So a lot of you guys were hoping for something more exciting as a reason I disappeared.  OK so here it is.  Most of you know I’ve always suspected little Scottie of plotting a takeover.  It finally happened.  In the middle of the night when I least expected it.  There were no blog postings cuz he sucks on the keyboard and he wanted to deny me contact with the outside world.  After 4 grueling weeks a coo, one that the CIA would be proud of, was carried out by little Scottie’s arch enemy – my balls.  It was a bloodless (fortunately) overthrow and order was once again restored.  As punishment I hired a pro to edge his renegade ass for like 2 hours till the little fuck screamed for mercy.
That better?

15 comments:

  1. Sounds good to me. And that Popsicle ion the picture looks good enough to lick!!! ~ GaySatyr

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  2. That's better ONLY if you post picture of the culprits of this little scenario. Most people would want to see the little cock that plotted the take over of your blog, and I doubt its the one in the photo.

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  3. Anything involving little Scottie is always better Scott, hot bro!

    L8R, Jake

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  4. oh here we go again....here comes the parade of mutant schlongs. you know scott...you really need to get over ur penis inferiority complex. now that lil scottie has got that "pump assist" you don't have to obsess on the giant pricks as much. u really are a str8/curious size queen bro. LMFAO.

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  5. This is for JakeinOtown,
    How do you like living there, Jake. I am seriously thinking of heading your way. Would like to have a college nearby. I'm also thinking of Ocalla, if there is a college.
    Would like to read your thoughts.
    Thanks,
    bj.

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  6. SO glad you're back-really missed your humor!
    Rob

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  7. Welcome back, Stud! Can't wait to read more and more!

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  8. The reading public thought there was something more sexual about it than Google shut it down. You will probably have to beat the cock regularly to keep him in line.

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  9. Hey Scott, good to see you back!! I looked at other sites trying to find a replacement for your site. There's just not one out there. You show the best pics and have better topics to talk about. No good comments to read either. THANK GOD YOU GOT BACK ON!!!
    Brkndndnl

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  10. good to see you back. I am glad you were able to work with your balls and regain full control of the blog! Missed ya!

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  11. Bj, if you wanna be in a college town Gainsville would be my first choice above Ocala. Ocala is nice but very quite, lots of horse farms, and retiree communities, def not my kinda town.

    Orlando is nice, two colleges, very metro, nice shopping, good sport venues ( the Magic ). But stick to Orange County, any where south is more touristry ( think Disney ), and property values are pretty bad. Hope that helps.

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  12. Jake,
    Thanks. I have been on the internet with Gainesville. It's centered in the state, east to west. Don't know how far south, though. How's the weather there? Also, any night life? Is it in Orange County. Why do you like that county?
    Thanks.
    bj

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  13. Thank God you brought in suitable authority to rein in little Scottie. He needs to know that he cant control everything he wants. Great to have you back Scott!

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  14. Bj, glad 2 help. Thanx 4 the email, hit me back anytime.

    L8R, Jake

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  15. I can live with that... grin

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