Monday, April 4, 2011
The Real Story
OK so here it is. Most of you know I’ve always suspected little Scottie of plotting a takeover. It finally happened. In the middle of the night when I least expected it. There were no blog postings cuz he sucks on the keyboard and he wanted to deny me contact with the outside world. After 4 grueling weeks a coo, one that the CIA would be proud of, was carried out by little Scottie’s arch enemy – my balls. It was a bloodless (fortunately) overthrow and order was once again restored. As punishment I hired a pro to edge his renegade ass for like 2 hours till the little fuck screamed for mercy.