A lot of guys wrote me and said “Scott hope you got a lot of sex while you were on vacation”.Ok these guys must be gay lol. When you go on vacation with the family and you and your wife are in a room with your kids you’re not gonna get much pussy.Being the brilliant (horny) guy I am one night I sent the kids out to the pool to pick up a pizza.They said it would be like 40 min but I sent the kids right out.I promptly walked into the shower where my wife was and banged her standing up in the shower.Only last like 5 minutes cuz I went at it pretty hard. When I’m in a different setting like that my loins sorta go into overdrive.Kids came back, we were already dressed.It was the perfect crime!They forgot napkins so we sent them back down.I looked at my wife.
Scott: “You wanna go another round?”
Wife: “After that quickie we probably could but I’ll take a pass.”