Monday, May 16, 2011

Bad Straight Boy

OK so the massage post got me some feedback from readers.  Here’s one I wanna point out to the gay boys out there.  Here’s the scenario. Gay guy been going to the same straight guy for awhile for a massage.  Not a kinky massage but a real massage, including covered with towel.  Each time he goes the massage guy inadvertently rubs his hand against the guys meat and nuts.  He also sorta positions himself so his dick is right near the clients hand.  The gay guy getting the massage doesn’t do anything (but would like to) cuz he’s not sure if he should.  So here’s my take.  No way a straight guy is gonna just come out and make a play for a guy.  Especially when he could get his ass in trouble for it.  If the guy is curious and he stumbles across a guy he knows or is pretty sure is gay he’s gonna sorta position himself for something to happen.  That way if it does he can rationalize in his mind that HE didn’t do anything, something was DONE TO HIM.  This probably sounds ridiculous but I’m telling you I think I got this one nailed.

20 comments:

  1. Doesn't sound ridiculous at all, kind of an exciting game actually. You are going to get all kinds of advice on this one, Scott, but you (or your friend, "the guy,") is the one on the table. Keep in mind that the masseur isn't exactly on his first day at the job, and a straight one wouldn't inadvertantly or any other way touch junk. Get a boner. Rick SEA

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  2. I had a massage last year by a straight guy. He had Playboy magazines lying around and several times mentioned that he was straight. At the end of the massage he asked if I wanted to 69. Of course I said yes, so he climbed aboard. I came while I was rimming him and he totally swallowed my jizz. Then I sucked him more and he blew his wad in my throat. Totally hot but was he totally straight? I'm thinking he had to be somewhat bi.

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  3. Forget the advice; look at those unbefuckinglievable thighs on the guy in the pic.

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  4. There are SO MANY straight guys who did the ole hand-job-trade-off with buddies when they were teens that would never consider giving a happy ending as any kind of "gay" activity - or receiving one for that matter.
    The fact that his hands are brushing across the guys equipment and placing his own package within reach, he probably IS hinting it would be okay to ask for a hand-job and/or offer a mutual jack off toward the end of the massage session. The definitive answer to that question would be to see if the masseur is popping any kind of wood at all; yes? then he's up for some action, no? keep your hands to yourself.

    Even LMT's recognize that a guy might get a boner during a massage. Happens to me every single time! Now I tell any new massuer to expect it. The last couple I went to, one ignored it, the other offered to take care of it. When it was done, I thanked him for an excellent massage. He asked if there was anything about it I didn't like. HELL NO! Now he gets naked when I go in and, yeah, sometimes he gets a hard-on and sometimes it'll brush up against me. I've never done anything more than to let him know I don't have a problem with it. I couldn't tell you if he's gay or straight or bi - and doesn't matter to me one way or the other. He does a terrific massage and takes VERY good care of my cock - that's all that matters to me. Yes, he's licensed...

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  5. Scott, for every scenario you can conceive of, there is an equal and opposite scenario, plus a countless amount that would blow your mind.

    I personally have never had a massage, and if my junk was touched by the guy giving me a massage, two things would run through my head; brush it off, as he is touching me all over anyway, or see if I get an erection and see if he makes a move.

    If he makes a move, then there is no doubt that the guy is going to play, and then your doing things to each other, and rationalization will happen after the cum flys, and your brain takes over again from your cock.

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  6. whkattk, can I have your masseur's card??

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  7. Hey Jason_M... email me and I'll supply his info. If you're in his area I'm sure he'd love another client!

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  8. If you go on to Ft Laud, cl, you will see a 24 year old who does body grooming. That has to be a beautiful treat, especially when he gets to that hot spot.

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  9. I would follow the advice of above.
    Tell the guy you get a boner sometimes. When you turn over onto your back and you are spouting one, see what he does.
    On the other side of the coin, when he is massaging you, and he lightly touches your jewels, you could say, man! That felt good. When he is besides you and you can see his cock looking at you. You could say, I like what I am looking at. Keep it there.
    bj

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  10. damn... damn... damn... hot... hot hot... all of it! :)

    Bruce (LA)

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  11. Ok, true story. I went to a Masseur for several sessions. He was built like the dude in the pic, but blond. Anyway, after several sessions and me popping wood at like each one. I turn over on my back and and hard as nails - this dude says and I quote..."I can't take it anymore I gotta ride that fucker.". He climbs on and rides me like a stallion. Needless to say he still gives me a massage and there are now additional benefits...

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  13. To 4:51 and 9:49 - when your masseurs made their moves, were they nude at the time, or still dressed themselves?
    I went for a massage when I was young and VERY naive. The clothed masseur kept grinding his crotch into my shoulders, or into the soles of my feet. Ah, if only I hadn't been such a dunderhead. - Breexyknees

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  14. Went to this one guy for a massage twice. On the second trip he'd moved his table from a studio to his house. The first sign that he might be into something is that the massage table was set up in his bedroom (and the guy had a big enough place he could easily set it up some place else.) Anyway, at one point he's got my leg up and my foot is against something I didn't quite get right away. It took me a minute, but I realized he'd taken off his shirt at some point and my foot was resting against a fairly hairy chest. The dude totally wasn't my type. Nothing happened, and I haven't booked another appointment since. But I keep hearing about guys' experiences with legit massage therapists and it's making me realize I need massage more often!

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  15. There are all kinds of gay and str8 guys out there in the massage business. If we go back to our kinsey training, almost everyone is somewhere between totally gay and totally str8
    and we all have experiences which re-inforce our
    spot on the kinsey chart. I get a massage almost every week from a liberally str8 guy and what happens on his table stays on his table. I will tell you this, I have been a client of my guy for about 2 1/2 years and it has all been good. He knows my story and I know his and we function along the lines he has drawn.

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  16. The kinsey chart is a good point. As I remember it most guys are actually somewhere in the middle of the bell curve. So that means most men are some degree BI. That said---> different guys deal with it in different ways. Some are actively bi, some experiment some, and some repress it for what ever reason and have a strong repulsion to man on man sex. (or at least they act like they do) So if you make a move you might find a willing partner or get punched. You got to read the signals from the massuse. Eyes, touch ect can tell. And the first move should be a subtle move like just brush the leg and see how he reacts and then take it from there. or say something like "this makes me so fucking horny". And you have to be willing to accept NO as an answer. Benchpecs

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  17. To Scott's earlier point...you want to get into a curious straight guy's pants? give him a reason to think it is something he has no control over. Hell, if I knew some massuer would make a move, I wouldn't day "no". What happens, happens. Not my fault. Yeah, it's a rationalization but it's MY rationalization.
    Celt

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  18. I think Scott's got it right. The masseur would like something to happen, but he doesn't want to take responsibility, either in reality or in his own mind, for making something happen. So he's not going to say anything, or make any overt move. He's hoping for a kind of accident, and positioning himself for it. If something does happen, he'll be kind of like the guy who is standing in the middle of the interstate and pretends to be surprised when he gets hit by a car.

    (Not that fun on the massage table is like getting hit by a car. Under the right circumstances, it's a lot better.)

    PJ

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  19. massage...swashagge.....I'd suck that cock all day long

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