Monday, May 16, 2011

Cleaned, Groomed, Happy

Went out with buddies Saturday night to bitch about the Yanks.  Stayed out a little later than expected so no sex Saturday night.  Not good.  Woke up grumpy Sunday morning and ya a little hung over.  Got in the shower and decided to relieve my balls from their pubes. I trim my patch probably once every couple months but I shave my balls probably evey 3 weeks or so. It was time. When I shave I lather up and give myself a handjob cuz it sorta tightens up my nuts and makes it easier to shave em. Once I got the boys cleaned I check out the pole and shave off any straglers snaking their way up. Then I shave maybe a 1/2 inch up my patch (I seen guys in pics with that look and its cool plus I'm not like uber hung guy so I like the illusion of extra length lol).  After I rinced off I was pretty satsified with the look and feel so I decided to reward little Scottie with a good spanking. Not sure what it is but I love jacking in the shower. Maybe it's the hot water. Maybe it's the position of standing while I cum. Idk.  But I had my ass a good time in the shower yesterday monring lol.

29 comments:

  1. Oh I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO going to jerk off thinking of you shaving your balls and spanking Little Scottie in the shower! I love when you let us into your bedroom!!

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  2. There must have been something in the air Sunday. Mine got shaved too, but I saved my JO for the comfort of my bed with my favorite butt plug securely lodged in my happy spot. Ahhhh.

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  3. "i had my ass a good time." were you speaking literally or figuratively? i'm not such why the fuck i'm asking. curiosity i guess.
    cheers!

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  4. whatever it takes to get over the SWEEP by the Sox...

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  5. my bf shaves me in the shower. it takes a bit of trust at first but the post-shave rewards are infinitely better.

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  6. I am curious as rugbysex. Ya know once you start shaving hole and or crack it is time to show those off and get seriously fucked...just saying.

    Nice imagery to start the week. And not only the posted pic.

    MattB

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  7. Frank in Austin TexasMay 16, 2011 at 8:23 AM

    Shower play, alone or with help, is a real turn.
    So when is Scottie going to make an appearance?

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  8. NICE... we're on the same man-scaping schedule Scott. I cleaned up my sac as well over the weekend. Feeling nice and smooth this morning as I grab them and give 'em a good tug thinking of you in the shower wanking...

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  9. Here's something that I became aware of because of this blog. I had a doctor's appt the other day and he wanted a urine sample. I had enough to fill two cups. What I noticed was, when the cup was starting to fill, I could feel the heat of the urine coming through the sides of the cup. Must say, that heat felt real nice.

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  10. I've been jacking off standing up for at least 15 years. I used to lay down and jack but found out years ago I get a much better orgasm standing up so I always do it that way now.

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  11. woah... every 3 weeks??? not for me - I have to shave the sac every day, as well as anything snaking it's way up the shaft. Hair on one's cock is a total, complete turn-off. Jacking off in the shower...haven't done that in a long, long time. Getting a bathroom remodel right now - maybe when the new shower is finished I'll christen it with a load!

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  12. Scott, just shaved my boys this morning after a few weeks hiatus and damn they feel so much better all smooth. Unfortunately my nut sack looks really bad when I leave the hair grow out, some dudes are lucky and have little hair on their nuts - I on the other hand have a fuckin forest to contend with. Smooth is definitely a better choice for me.

    Oh, and I always pop some wood when I am shaving - just happens with all the manipulation. A nice release usually follows, hitting the glass doors.

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  13. Shaved balls are so much better. It must have been the weekend for it. I got fully manscaped with a little help from a new friend.

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  14. I have been jacking in the shower since I started jacking off. The soap and the hot water, just seems like the right place. The cum goes down the drain and you can rinse right off.

    Scott I'm surprised ur not grooming lil Scottie a lil more often bro. Shaving like at least once a week, and trimming once a month dude. All the gym time you put in taking care of ur self, don't 4get about ur dick and ur boys bro.

    Ltr Jake

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  15. Damn you Scott.

    Waking up early I ready your blog post, had time in the shower afterwards and tried to shave my balls. I don't put in my contacts till after I get out of the shower, so I was a bit blind when I shaved my balls, thought I had done a good job, but apparently not. It's now after 10 am and my balls feel like I've dumped a box of straight pins into my shorts.

    So fuck you and your ball shaving advise.

    PS - I probably will try better in the morning, cause I do like the feel (except for the pins,) I just have to try better, and you should have put a warning. So fuck you again, and I'll keep you up to date.

    If I just keep my hand cupped around my balls there is no pain, but I can't really go to meetings with one hand in my pants now can I Scott. So fuck you again for your half ass advice, and shot me for following it, please.

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  16. Anonymous @ 11:07

    LOL! That is teh funny right there.

    I guess I am one of the lucky ones...all the hair that should have been on my balls ended up on my back appearently. Can anyone tell me whY I should have virtually hairless balls and a shag rug on my back?
    Celt

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  17. So Scott,
    You let us part way in but not all the way. Tell us what you were thinking while you were jacking off. I always have to have some kind of sex going on in my head. Were you thinking of Cam Gigandet naked in your shower with you or maybe someone else. Let us know what trips your trigger.
    KCGUY

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  18. That dude in the shower pic is hot, nice thick hot hairy legs...I hope he stays a man and never shaves them..

    Dudes the hairy look is coming back, you know what "men are supposed to look like".

    Why do women go nuts over a dude that doesn't shave for about 3 days, ahhhh, maybe it's called masculinity...

    O.K, maybe not gorilla type, but I think a cock looks like a dead chicken with completely shaved pubes...

    Yup you know who I am, so I won't even sign it, I am so sick of this manscaping crap...

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  19. anon 1107 the SJT2 anger mgmt class starts up next week. we even accept dudes w fuzzy balls so its all good

    KC i have a fantasy stash about 2 miles long but 2 b honest i had been in the shower awhile already so i just did a power pull and the only thing i really thought of was looking at little scottie and thinking goddamn i love u!!!!!!!!!

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  20. 11:07 Dude - did u use a new razor? What the fuck shaving ur nuts without ur contacts in - I hope you had a fusion in your hand and not a straight blade. I can't remember what it was like the first time I shaved em up, but I can tell you it was not like the pain u are experiencing. Did u lather up first or just try to shave em dry?

    Just don't put aquavelva on em afterwards or you will really be pissed...

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  21. Scott -

    Glad to hear you had a good time in the shower. Now don't you think it would be a fair to post a pic of the Yankees taking it like you did in the past to the Bo Sox? It was a SWEEP after all!!! oh in the Yanks home!!! SWEET! Great Job Red Sox!

    Jake

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  22. jake,
    may the curse of 1000 penis' swell inside yor butthole. no wait. that might b a reward lol. baseball season is over.
    J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!

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  23. Only if its u scott, haha!! LOL. And imma Dolphin fan!

    Ltr bro

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  24. the posted pic is wonderful...
    as for shaving the nuts, my hair has such big roots that pop out from the skin, if I shave directly, lathing, I will just cut the straight through the skin - I have to be *very* careful. *very*- But then when finished it is *so* nice :)
    (but when they start to grow again, the fuckers, it becomes itchy...)

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  25. Too funny Scott, but I would rather give then receive.

    Not even close to the end of the season...stick around to watch the Sox in the series and then we can have a beer and watch the Patriots.

    Jake

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  26. I wonder if hairy macho Jason Vartiek, will come over my house today, and sit on my face, oh yeah, that would be the ticket today.... I don't he's in the shower shaving his hairy ass and balls... ladies????

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  27. In your fantasy stash, is it mostly men or women?
    KCGUY

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  28. Anon 1140 am. You're not alone. Almost alone, it would seem, but not alone. Shirley this thing is just a phase, I hope anyway.

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  29. Anon 11:07 again for an update.

    Okay yesterday I did just grab a razor and started to hack away at the pubes on my balls. Today I was a bit more methodical and the pins are gone, I have smoothe balls. Now Scott, to make sure that I'm doing this right could you record yourself shaving your balls and send it to me so that I would know for sure that I'm doing it the right way. I wouldn't tell anyone that you sent it to me, it would just be between you and me. Thanks buddy.

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