So I pull up at the drive thru for coffee yesterday morning and there’s a car in front of me placing his order.The guy couldn’t have been more than 18.Old beater car.His drivers window must be busted cuz he was standing outside his car talking to the machine that takes your order.Baggy basketball shorts. Flat brimmed cap turned backwards.Sucking a cigarette.Looked like a white ghetto boy.And the whole time bad boy’s got his hand down the front of his pants absent mindedly squeezing his dick.I’m just parked there behind him watching. Douch didn’t even know I was there.This probably went on for like 15 seconds before he saw me and just pulled his hand out of his pants, finished his order, got in his car and drove up.Do we EVER give our dicks a break? And if you were that kid don’t you think he’d express the slightest remorse for getting caught playing with himself? The only thing that probably interrupts this dude from perpetual masturbation is periodic sex and dumping his ashtray.