Thursday, May 26, 2011

Coffee Break

So I pull up at the drive thru for coffee yesterday morning and there’s a car in front of me placing his order.  The guy couldn’t have been more than 18.  Old beater car.  His drivers window must be busted cuz he was standing outside his car talking to the machine that takes your order.  Baggy basketball shorts. Flat brimmed cap turned backwards.  Sucking a cigarette.  Looked like a white ghetto boy.   And the whole time bad boy’s got his hand down the front of his pants absent mindedly squeezing his dick.  I’m just parked there behind him watching. Douch didn’t even know I was there.  This probably went on for like 15 seconds before he saw me and just pulled his hand out of his pants, finished his order, got in his car and drove up.  Do we EVER give our dicks a break? And if you were that kid don’t you think he’d express the slightest remorse for getting caught playing with himself? The only thing that probably interrupts this dude from perpetual masturbation is periodic sex and dumping his ashtray.

23 comments:

  1. If you were a girl he prolly would have tossed you in the back seat and popped you right at the drive thru window HA!

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  2. I've always felt a teeny bit sorry for women that they don't have one of these things to play with. Not really to masturbate, but just to play with. If I'm relaxing watching tube I stick my hand down my pants and just feel around. Makes my gf crazy. Doesn't understand.

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  3. Ya gotta fluff it up? Cats do it, birds do it, even geckos do it? Everything grooms themselves and girls check their lipgloss

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  4. I took my 6th grade girl to a Rockies game last summer. Great seats right behind the dugout. She asked me why some ballplayers kept grabing their "weenies". I told her that is called a package check. And guys just do it. One player only let go of his dick when he was running the bases or batting. Benchpecs

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  5. Frank in Austin TexasMay 26, 2011 at 8:50 AM

    Bet if you pay close attention Scott you will find that you are doing the same. I do it all the time. Walking the dogs, watching TV, talking on the phone, any time I have a free hand. It just instinctive. Besides, it feels good!

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  6. Dude, we love you for your pics, next time when you show dudes make sure they have some meat on their bones..

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  7. Remember tv show, "Married With Children", Al Bundy had his hands down his pants almost every night on national tv!
    Artful1

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  8. While a dick is physically attached to my body, and I have never heard of a anyone ever loosing their dick during a normal day, I still have to check on a regular bases that its there. Part of my brain knows that its not going anywhere, while another part of my brain is always wonder "what is my dick up to now" and I have to check. Then when my hand is making sure all in well in the crotch area, moving things around, feeling my balls slide around inside my scrotum, making sure my dick is not trying to sneak down my left pants legs. There a multitude of reason that I need to check my balls and cock on a regular basis.

    Society tells me that it is impolite to have my hand on my crotch all the time, while instinct tells me that I need to always be on the ready with hand at cock to scratch, move, feel, or just rest as required. If someone were watching me with hand on cock, my first reaction would be to pull my hand out, cause its between me and my cock, not for just anyone to be watching me, unless invited, and that could happen with just a wink and a nod in the circumstance that you bring this topic up in.

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  9. A lot of the time I don't think we're really cognizant of doing it. The same question (sort of) was asked on a website I frequent...and now that I think about it, I know one of my hands is almost always grabbing the crotch. If I sit, I adjust; when I stand up, I adjust; hike my pants up, I adjust; I feel my cock sticking to my ball sac, I adjust; finish taking a leak and stuff it back in and zip up, I adjust; I change my position in my chair or on the couch, I adjust; it just is a natural thing for us men to do I guess.

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  10. Yeah I'm pretty well always grabbin & adjustin my junk. Specially if I'm commando in my sweats or gym shorts. Most of the time its absent minded, but sometimes its deliberate, and done with intention. Good intentions of course ;)

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  11. this is a great way to tease older guys. just hanging at a park on a warm day stick your hand down your pants and give your junk a pull you'd be surprised how many married/dads will stare. i've even had a couple wink heh heh

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  12. I'm sure he was scratching, or adjusting, and figured nobody was watching. In an all male dorm, or the locker room, nobody has a problem with fixing the junk. It would have been nice to see on video.

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  13. Interesting as I never adjust or put my hands down my pants - unless I'm at home and am getting hard and need to shift things around. While I certainly enjoy the view of others doing it (though i don't see it much) I never do it myself.

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  14. Hey now anon @ 10:@40, I like the boys in this picture!

    I think they have just enough meat. :D

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  15. I wake up during the night, and sometimes my shorts are squeezing my buddy, and I have to make adjustments. I also like just touching myself. It's mine and man, it has brought me sooooo much pleasure. If it could be given a medal at the Olympics, it would be a gold.

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  16. Oh some chick at 4:47 pm, did not mean any disrespect for the skinny lads, but must admit, figured you were a chick that liked her men, beefy, brawny, hairy and horny, oops, wrong again..

    Have to have my guy with bigger "guns" than me, then psychologically I know I am with a man..

    Hugs and kisses, enjoy your long week-end

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  17. This is another area that many under, say, 60 guys won't realize is new. Mainly because moms learned it was normal for boys and stopped stopping them. Dicks seem to be the first thing we discover after hands. In the olden days, we didn't touch anything down there when when in public. Any urgent adjustment was done as quickly and casually as possible.

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  18. but must admit, figured you were a chick that liked her men, beefy, brawny, hairy and horny, oops, wrong again.

    You were not wrong! I like those type of men too.

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  19. That a girl, some chick at anonymous at 3:45 am, you are something else.. and just for the record I love all types of men too, but do have a preference for the beefy dudes.. "linebacker" types...

    The type that if they stay over their legs take up 3 quarters of the bed, and I am half hanging off the bed, but hell it was worth it...

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  20. My two teenagers can't go 15 minutes without checking that equipment is ok

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  21. It's funny, I just got home from the gym, and for some reason, maybe since I read this post,and I am more aware now, but freaking every dude was adjusting their "equipment" today... hey when its hot out and your doing a great workout our balls need some breathing room.. they God for showers afterwards...

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  22. I was at lunch the other day and this guy at another table was on texting or surfing on his phone with one hand, and the other hand was totally stroking his dick under the table. To the point where he definitely had a boner and it was really hot to watch him do it. I don't think he was even conscious about it because it went on for a long time and was really turning me on.

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  23. Too funny he was probably on a site called "STRAIGHT JOCK TALK 2", laughing my ass off, hell I am tugging when I look at the pic Scott posts and some of the comments from the dudes..

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