Thursday, May 5, 2011

Dukies

You remember them.  The pampered jocks of Duke who got written up by a chick in a term paper recounting their effectiveness in bed.  Just like any sensational story it had the limelight for a week and died.  But I wonder what happened to the guy who was labeled as ‘too small to be really good in bed’ or the guy who she said made her walk funny cuz he was ‘that big’.  Is one guy totally ridiculed at school? Does the other guy get laid every night cuz chicks are curious and want to know? Hell after a right up like that I'D freakin do him.

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  1. Well, the guy she labeled "too small to be good in bed" just needs to take some sex-ed classes to use the tool he's been handed and he'll do just fine! Then he'll be laughing at her saying, "You don't know what you're missing now, bitch!"

    The "that big" guy will be teased out on a lot dates just so women can see if it's true - and then they'll go screaming into the night yelling, "get that fucker away from me!" and he'll spend the rest of his life jerking off (ahem, not that there's anything wrong with whacking off, mind you...).

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  2. Not even going to apologize for not reading the posting first, "butt" get out of my way these dudes are going to get my tongue so far up their straight hairy man-holes, they are going to see fire works to July 5th, that's right the day after the 4th.....

    SJ

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  3. Ass pictures like this one, never did anything for me. I know how to find them in the dark. It's like you have a built in homing device.
    I suspect that sj will have a nervous breakdown.

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  4. The big boy should get all the girls he needs. They will probably say its too big at first but after some hot foreplay, they will end up taking it all. The little dude will just have to remember that practice makes perfect. Foreplay is more important than cock when pleasing your woman.

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  5. After looking at that picture, I want to be straight. No wonder, Scott, that you ran from that guy. I hope that there is a cure for me, and you, because, that is the ugliest picture that I have ever seen. Scott, pick the one you want or try them all. I'm about to vomit!
    What a train wreck. You just went holy.

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  6. I think the young woman who wrote the term paper came out looking worse than anyone else in the story. She wrote that she had no memory of some of the sexual encounters because she was so drunk. Charming!!

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  7. Does anybody care about a slut's opinion? Does it hold validity when she says "too small to be really good in bed" when we know that size is only one factor? A drunk slut is even LESS reliable!

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  8. Gives new meaning to the term "butt ugly"

    DP

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  9. I remember that document. Caused quite a furor in Durham (where I live). I also remember a certain baseball player, 3rd on her list, I think, quite fondly. Like many a sailor, he might have his preferences; but in a storm, any port was preferable to an empty berth. ~ GaySatyr

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  10. I'm just surprised that any of those guys could get into that position without falling over for the picture. Look at all the empty bottles. It probably took several tries and a lot of laughing.

    MM

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  11. I went to Duke, and believe me, I'd have had a better time there if any of these guys had bent over for me.

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  12. Oh wow Buddy Bear and Anon 944, Slut you say. After what you spend hours and hours obsessing about CONSTANTLY...OMG. What fucking hypocrites. Do guys really hate women? One thing not to want to fuck them but the double standard is glaring. And then writing about it! how horrifying! has anyone read this blog lately?

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  13. How many men are bragging right now to their buddies about their many (real or imagined)conquests? And, actually how many women are being raped right now by a man? What's the ratio of men to women, who are on an x-rated web site right now? How many men (in a bar or in the locker room) are calling a woman a "bitch" right now?
    I think of that James Brown classic song, "It's a Man's, Man's, Man's World".
    That woman who wrote that article, did something men have been doing/saying since forever...and she's getting called out for it?
    Artful1

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  14. man, you comment made me have a good laugh anonymous at 4:46 pm, you are most likely right on the money on that one....

    SJ

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  15. Well said, Atrful1. Gay men have a tough time growing up and coming to terms with stuff. I think women must have it as bad. I'm sure a lot of them like sex as much as guys. Maybe different things turn them on but they still like it and go thru adolescence being taught that girls shouldn't and being called sluts while guys are just "players". Add to that these guys who want to fuck the slut but marry the nun. No wonder so many married men are on the DL. The women get screwed coming and going

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