Tuesday, May 10, 2011

The Game

Last night we went to a dinner party for my wife's company.  They typically suck.  I got stuck sitting next to some old guy at dinner who I didn't understand 3/4's the stuff he said and I swear some of the words he made up. But after it was cool cuz this guy had a serious bar set up. Not like just beer but top shelf alcohol too. So I'm chillin with this guy my wife works with who's telling me he's about to get commissioned on a deal that doubles his salary and how every woman in the office wants him - oh except for my wife which he was kind enough to point out (thanks Sport, I was sweating that one out).  When we got home I did the standard don't-ever-make-me-go-to-one-of-those-things-again speach to my wife. 
"I thought you liked xxxxxxxx"
"He was ok but he was kinda a tool."
"He thought you were great"
"He was right lol.  He thinks every better than everyone and he thinks every woman in the office wants him"
"You're the same way Scott"
"Am not"
"R 2"
"Am not"
"R 2.  Whenever we go out if a woman compliments you on your tie you wink at me and say 'oh ya Baby, she wants a piece'."

Ok so the point here is I don't really think every woman wants me.  But I like portraying that to my wife. I have no fuckin idea why.

24 comments:

  1. Well Scott I think the question is ..... do you ever get the vibe that a guy wants you?

    Benchpecs

    ReplyDelete
  2. That or do you ever have to actualy watch the misses? JK JK JK!! One man one women. If you play with men no prob if she played with women wink wink, like the greeks

    ReplyDelete
  3. This just goes to show what we all know - "kinda a tool" (and you have a small dick, and your wife dresses you funny)! LOL

    Mark from Pittsburgh

    ReplyDelete
  4. AHHHHHH, Scott, Do any dudes say you have a nice tie at work? and when you get home , do you wink at her, and tell her oh yeah all the men want a "piece of you me"... oops crap, fall of my chair..

    Only busting your balls, you just do that because you King of the jungle and want it to be known that in your own way, women find you attractive, and hell your just yanking her chain...lol....

    SJ

    ReplyDelete
  5. It's married couple banter; you both make sure to remind each other that "you gotta goodone."
    And yes, it is a game and if played friendly and consciously can usually be turned into a quickie or at least some promised future fun. It's just a form of flirting.

    ReplyDelete
  6. This one's easy. You're in love with yourself. We all know it. That's what adds to your charm and why we love when you stumble all over yourself with sexual misadventures. Have you ever met a mirror you haven't liked?

    ReplyDelete
  7. Agree . . it is just married couple banter. I do that too . . .all the time. Remind my wife how much better I am than any other guy she's been with and how all the woman want me. I know both probably aren't true, but what the heck.

    ReplyDelete
  8. My wife and I used to play that game...We also used to point out the hot looking men to one another. Sometimes I wonder what happened to all that flirting fun we used to have. (shrugs) guess that's what 25 years of marriage will do....
    So keep it up, Scott. Don't ever let that banter fade; enjoy it.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Your a TOOL dude, and the first step is to admit that to yourself. Granted there are guys worse than you, there always are, but were all tools to an extent, its part of the game, and the fact that we have a penis between our legs.

    So don't take yourself to seriously and Scott, but a goddamn dildo and stick that thing up your ass till you cum (in the presence of your wife would be fine) and finally accept the fact that while you may be the straightest arrow in the quiver, you have an itch that only a cock up your ass is going to be able to scratch.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Scott, either you and your wife are normal or you re a fucked up, conceited Narcissistic freak. I KNOW YOU ARE NOT THE LATTER!!!!! Good husbands remind their wives how lucky the wife is when they really know how lucky THEY are! You are a good husband.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Scott, "I have no fuckin' idea why". Look at the title of this post, you just answered your own question!
    Artful1

    ReplyDelete
  12. Oh my, anonymous at 10:48 am, that a boy you told Scott but good.. I love it.... "but a goddamn dildo and stick that thing up your ass till you cum (in the presence of your wife would be fine) and finally accept the fact that while you may be the straightest arrow in the quiver, you have an itch that only a cock up your ass is going to be able to scratch"

    OH you will hear from him on that one...lol

    ReplyDelete
  13. the only kind of mirrors scott has in his house are the kind you find in funhouses...you know, the ones that make everything LOOK bigger. lmfao.
    cheers!

    ReplyDelete
  14. gee anon 1048 what r u trying 2 say lol

    ReplyDelete
  15. I totally get that Scott. We consider ourselves commodities and if we can convince our wives that demand is high, we somehow hope that our stock will rise in their eyes too.

    Do I think every woman wants me? No. Do I want everyone else to think every woman wants me? Hell yeah! Especially my wife...I want to start a run on this shit!
    Celt

    ReplyDelete
  16. I love this guy in the picture. This is very much how I envision Scott.

    ReplyDelete
  17. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  18. Jon (a Canadian)May 10, 2011 at 12:16 PM

    It's all about that high school jock mentality training you got way back when. Who's the alpha male? Like the cave men always establishing that you can dominate every woman and man in the group whether it be true or not. It's all an act, and you are in advertizing aren't you? But is all harmless unless you actually starta believing it.

    ReplyDelete
  19. Haven given up the hope of seeing an actual picture of you, when I close my eyes, this is how I imagine you looking. And me likes what I see.

    ReplyDelete
  20. Yes, I agree with you totally anonymous at 11:53 am, but it's not him, I already checked in with the big guy and as usual he gave me some wise ass remark, I mean he thinks the dude is good looking but, again he will never post his pic....lol....

    Hey I don't know what part of this dudes body I would like to attack first, since I have a foot fetish, that big toe is looking mighty fine...

    Scott let me suck you toes... on the floor laughing hysterically...

    SJ

    ReplyDelete
  21. Oops sorry anonymous at 11:53 am, I thought you were talking about Scott's post pic, that's always pops up when you get on his site..

    Nope even though this lad is very good looking, it is not Scott, Scott hair is shorter, and Scott would not wear that around his neck, though looks good on this dude.. his cock could very well look like this dudes, I like this dudes hanging balls, just right to get easily in your mouth...

    ReplyDelete
  22. Wait I thought Scott is cut. This guy in the posting isn't cut is he?

    ReplyDelete
  23. Have the two of you ever slipped off to the bathroom or coatrion at the party. Hanky panky, then back with the group?

    ReplyDelete
  24. He is uncut but I still like his face and attitude the best. gives that cock some background!!!

    ReplyDelete