Last night we went to a dinner party for my wife's company. They typically suck. I got stuck sitting next to some old guy at dinner who I didn't understand 3/4's the stuff he said and I swear some of the words he made up. But after it was cool cuz this guy had a serious bar set up. Not like just beer but top shelf alcohol too. So I'm chillin with this guy my wife works with who's telling me he's about to get commissioned on a deal that doubles his salary and how every woman in the office wants him - oh except for my wife which he was kind enough to point out (thanks Sport, I was sweating that one out). When we got home I did the standard don't-ever-make-me-go-to-one-of-those-things-again speach to my wife.
"I thought you liked xxxxxxxx"
"He was ok but he was kinda a tool."
"He thought you were great"
"He was right lol. He thinks every better than everyone and he thinks every woman in the office wants him"
"You're the same way Scott"
"R 2. Whenever we go out if a woman compliments you on your tie you wink at me and say 'oh ya Baby, she wants a piece'."
Ok so the point here is I don't really think every woman wants me. But I like portraying that to my wife. I have no fuckin idea why.