Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Head

So I been emailing with the guy who asked originally about how to measure a dick.  He said he thougth that circumfrence should be measured around the head not the shaft. Made sense to me but what the hell do I know. He's gonna measure up and let me know how he makes out (this is a very scientific blog!).  But then I came across this pic of Mushroom Man.  Dude is in serious running for the prestigious SJT2 Helmet Of The Year award. I bet his girlfriend's nickname is Strech!

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  1. I bet his girlfriend's name is Scott . . .or Mike. . . . or Bill. . . or Martini Navratilova

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  2. Most of the sex I've had is with women. What I've learned is that my smallish size (not quite 5") is more than made up by my oversize head.

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  3. Still waiting for "exact" measurements of little scotty:)

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  4. Oh yeah , I like the big mushroom capped head, especially when it gets all purplish and angry looking and then spits at ya, sometimes right in the eye, you like to "choke" the mother f---er, lol....

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  5. how old are you when your dick stops growing does anybody know?

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  6. Anon, 9:09 - Your dick is fully grown when you are. Usually by age 17 to 18, our bodies have ended the growing stage.

    Scott - Hate to tell you this, buddy...but the guy you've been emailing about how to measure a dick is using "AOL measurement" LOL.

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  7. I love a mushroom head, but some guys have heads that are less in circumference than their shaft. Not my favorite kind of cock. And my head grows bigger just before I come and the last thing I want to do when I'm coming is measure my head. LOL. So, I think the measurement should be the thickest part of the shaft.

    MM

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  8. oh yeah, a cock head can almost double in size and change colors when it's about to spit out the gooey mess.. Actually kind of hot, and the juice too can be very warm...

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  9. @ anon 9:09, if your dick isn't full grown it might not be a good idea for you to be on this blog

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  10. The great thing about reading you Scott is that you seem so fucking ignorant about all things gay, yet at the same time on the verve of becoming a full fledge bottom slut.

    You make me look at my dick like its brand new every day, and some of the things I take for "as known by all" you question and make me looking at it in a new way.

    Thanks

    As for dick size, I have a large one and the best way I know to measure the length is to shove it into a guys ass, and when he wiggles in pleasure, claws at my back, and cums like he's never cum before, I know my dick is just the right length. But if you want to measure if personally lets talk.

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  11. i don't have any place to ask questions like this sorry

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  12. Wow, amtop, I know some bottoms, that would love to met you... I don't like to bottom, "butt" seriously dude, I'll have to rethink my "position", after that comment

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  13. Junior (Anonymous 10:52) maybe you should ask your dad or a friend. This site is for adults.

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  14. maybe i don't have a dad asshole and maybe I don't have a lot of friends

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  15. Anon at 10:52....THIS is the place to ask such questions!!!

    DP

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  16. amtop i can think of about 10 reg readers here that proly cream their pannies every time u leave a comment lol. i hope u got the meat 2 backup the smack.

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  17. ooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww,good one, Scott man, are you calling amtop bluff...lol....

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  18. anon 144 dont get me in trouble with amtop his dick is lethal!

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  19. you want to see my cock, Scott? all you have to do is ask, then offer something in return.

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  20. Oh amtop, your never see (feel) the "crack" of dawn with Scott, the sun only shines in that crack if he goes skinny dipping with wifey poo....

    but he might not refuse some great head from you...

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  21. If I had Scott alone in a Hotel room here is what I would do. First I tell him to take his cloths off, piece by piece. After I had him naked, I would then inspect the goods, and make sure he was there to get good and fucked because there no backing out after he's naked and got me started with an erection. I'd ask him politely to suck my cock and see what his skill are in that department. After I have a full erection, I would tell him to get on the bed, on his back with his legs in the air, in the mean time I would be slowly undressing. I would then get in position over him, my cock at the ready, and lube his ass and prepare it for the assault I'm about to give him. One finger at first, because I know he likes that, then slowly with the head of my cock, making slight in and out motions as I slowly get to full penetration. After I know his ass has accepted my cock, that's I when I go to town. The position I like here for my elbows on his chest with my hands holding his head up so he can see the base of my cock move in and out of his ass. Most guys in this position would want to kiss him, but not me, don't really get into. I would then flip him over with his ass in the air and enter him at a slight angle to achieve maximum penetration, and at this point he would be clinching the sheets, screaming in pleasure and have already cum at least twice, asking me to not stop. If I hadn't cum at this point I would flip him onto his back, straddle his chest with my cock in his face and cum right there.

    So Scott do you feel like you've just been violated? Cause I've just mentally fucked the shit out you. lol

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  22. does anyone have a cigarete?

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  23. I've already rolled over and went to sleep!
    Artful1

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  24. going fishing nice, lifting weights nice, football players beefy, the last three comments PRICELESS....

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  25. Scott does mind going bareassed in the moonlight, but in the day his but cheeks are so tight....

    Oh Scott may we see that sweet crack, and well you at it show us your nice ball sack....

    Please let me tongue your lightly covered hole, I promise I give all my heart and soul...

    Well never said I was a poet, but I have a 20 yr old coming over and I am in 7th heaven...

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  26. Personally, I think that am top,is a used car salesman.

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  27. "God, will get you for that Walter"...

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  28. Anonymous said...
    "God, will get you for that Walter"...

    TOO, TOO, funny!!!

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  29. Thank God someone got that whkattk, I was starting to feel, really, really old, and I am not...lol...

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