So I been emailing with the guy who asked originally about how to measure a dick. He said he thougth that circumfrence should be measured around the head not the shaft. Made sense to me but what the hell do I know. He's gonna measure up and let me know how he makes out (this is a very scientific blog!). But then I came across this pic of Mushroom Man. Dude is in serious running for the prestigious SJT2 Helmet Of The Year award. I bet his girlfriend's nickname is Strech!