Thursday, May 12, 2011

How Brave Are You?

Ok so your driving down the highway, nice day, and you gotta take a piss. You pull off at a rest stop.  Not some freakin cruising rest stop but a real rest stop. And not one of those that's crawling with rug rats.  Just your basic sleepy rest stop.  Got it? Let's say its been like a week since you had any. When you go to the urnal you're feeling a little frisky.  Do you:
a) take a regular piss but try to grab a peek at the dude next to you?
b) take a regular piss and hope you get laid when you get home?
c) advertise with the pants just below the ass technique?
d) let it roll by dropping them all the way down and hope your sweet ass finds you a taker?

28 comments:

  1. Man, I hate to be a wet blanket here, but this happened to a friend of mine recently. He went in and kept glancing at a guy near there, the guy flashed his goods and my friend flashed his. No touching or anything. Within moments, a group of undercover cops swarmed in. Now he's been charged with public indecency and had his name splashed on the local papers. He lost his job because of it, too. Just saw him this weekend and he was a mess... aufan

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  2. And this is why the powers that be simple shut the entire rest stop down. Shutter it like the plague has been discovered there and a good Christian is going to be turned gay by the sight of a travelers ass. So Scott I'm going to have to select option e) none of the above.

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  3. this is my most reliable way of getting picked up in a gay bar. within 3 minutes of leaving the bathroom someone will come up to you to buy you a drink, tell you what a nice ass you have, and an hour later you're on your back with your legs in the air thanking God you're a man. just be safe gents!

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  4. I'd like to say I'm a "D" but I'm really a "B" but I love those "D"s!

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  5. b) if its not a rest stop, that you know it's know for it's "cruising", I would play it safe, use the gentleman guidelines and not take the urinal furthest away, if you can..

    Taking your underwear down to show your ass won't look appropriate in this kind of rest stop...

    Scott save it for home, and have the wife take care of you, or go to some dudes place that you know you cock will be taken care of...

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  6. Growing up in a small town in upstate New York I went to many minor league baseball games. There was a long trough in the bathroom to pee. No dividers. No modesty. This is where I got my first look at the male anatomy and have had a fascination with it ever since.

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  7. I've been to lots of rest stops and seen lots of things in progress. I made a decision a long time ago that it was not a place I. Wanted to play in. I've made eye contact and taken the fun out to the woods or the car but not in the bathroom.
    Now, I gotta say I have not tried the ass thing in the gay bar. I'm about to head out on a business trip and will try it out :-)

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  8. Not a fan of anonymous sex.

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  9. If you don't want to register as a sex offender, no hanky panky in these kind of rest stop, geez Scott use your noggin, so many different avenues, why would you be even throwing this out at us..

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  10. @ Anonymous 7:26 I thought I was the only one who did this! But agreed, have gotten some pretty decent action from it.

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  11. a and b - take a piss, try to get a glimpse of the cock next to you but save the sex for home, or jerking off in a stall.

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  12. A. I'm too chicken to do anything else. The last thing I need is to turn out all Larry Craig!

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  13. One of the (few) things I miss about high school is coming out of the showers on the way to the lockers you passed the urinals. It seemed like eveyone stopped there to piss before proceeding to the lockers. I'd never pull my pants down at a urinal but stopping to piss naked after a shower was just normal behavior. And it was a truly beautiful scene.

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  14. How about FML? I'm stuck in the hospital for a week instead of a few hours while my head is superglued with wires, can't I get a sponge bath from a cute intern while I wait for this seizure to occur?

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  15. Oh man anonymous at 1:13 pm, that brings back some great memories.)))

    yup never one to pull my pants all the way down exposing my ass in a public rest room, but in high school and at the gym nobody thinks twice about pissing bareassed...

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  16. Nice fantasy,but much too dangerous these days to try it.

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  17. yes, rest room sex is become almost extinct lately, just like certain cruising in the woods, "they" are much more aware of what kind of activities go on... but if you can't resist, just be aware of your surroundings, and dudes if something just does not seem "right" thing with the right "head"....

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  18. @Anonymous 7:02
    If the other guy exposed himself first, that sounds more like entrapment than your friend being in the wrong.

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  19. oh they have a way to go around, things, "entrapment" nowadays in public places..especially if they don't like cocksuckers..

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  20. Scott... I guess have not had a look at the floor in any rest stop let alone one crawling with rug rats. Most are swimming in piss from guys with poor aim. You want your drawers to touch that? Go with the pants hugging ass approach if you must. If you want action, sit on a table outside and get a slow stroke on. Sooner or later one of those trucks will spit out a man willing to invite you into his cab which is warmer and cleaner and softer and he will pound the hell out of you and only soil your shorts if you ask nicely.

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  21. b. And I don't think you're ready to get frisky at rest stops urinals just yet. (The once-in-a-career example above excepted, of course.)

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  22. NOT going near any anonymous sex in a public rest stop, but, the guy in the pic has one gorgeous ass!

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    In fact Scott, I am surprised you even asked us this question?

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  24. a/b As a gay man I always look. Straight drunk guys are the best, most of them want to talk and when they do they turn towards you showing all.
    I'm a perv I admit it.
    If he's cute maybe take him home for a threesome with the husband.
    Never touch without the husband.

    Mike

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  25. you forgot just take a stall and wank.

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  26. I've lost count of how many times I've done (c) in normal toilets just for the thrill of straight guys seeing!

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