Ok so your driving down the highway, nice day, and you gotta take a piss. You pull off at a rest stop. Not some freakin cruising rest stop but a real rest stop. And not one of those that's crawling with rug rats. Just your basic sleepy rest stop. Got it? Let's say its been like a week since you had any. When you go to the urnal you're feeling a little frisky. Do you:
a) take a regular piss but try to grab a peek at the dude next to you?
b) take a regular piss and hope you get laid when you get home?
c) advertise with the pants just below the ass technique?
d) let it roll by dropping them all the way down and hope your sweet ass finds you a taker?