If I watch gay porn I like watching guys JO.I mean I like other stuff but for whatever reason I like watching a dude put the hammer down.And as much as I’ve learned on this blog about men and sex, I’ve learned more about self gratification.Like we all got our own technique.
1)Slow & Steady – usually republicans.They like the predictability.A tried and true method.These guys like to kickback and enjoy the ride.
2)Two Fisted Power Pumper – typically reserved for the blessed among us.This method adheres to the notion that one hand just won’t cover all the real estate.I’ve used this method but to be honest, it’s overkill in my case lol
3)The OK Method – this is where you use your thumb and pointer finger to make the ‘ok’ sign and wrap it around your shaft.This has got to be a hereditary thing cuz I have no idea why you wouldn’t want your whole damn hand wrapped around the fucker.Maybe this is the opposite of the Two Fisted Power Pump.
4)Two Fingers Method – closely related to the OK Method but the stroker uses pointer and middle finger side by side to furiously rub the pole.Probably popular with the passive-aggressive lol
5)Hand Vacuum – this is one I never tried and didn’t really know existed.Its when you put your fingertips together and push your shaft through them till it gets to your palm, sorta like using your hand to emulate a pussy (or asshole).Guys that do this typically have great imagination!
6)The Humper – get rid of the lube, give your hand a rest, grab a pillow, lay on top of it, and have at it. Biggest downfall is crusty sheets.This method carried me through my adolescence.
The Abuser – my method of choice.If you have time you start out with the Slow & Steady method.But after a short warm up you grab your dick and beat the muther fucking shit out of it. This method isn’t for the faint of heart.You have to have sorta a love-hate relationship with your cock. But damn its worth it.