Friday, May 20, 2011

No Postings On Weekends - Dildos With Suction Cups...Unfreakinreal!

15 comments:

  1. omg...you crack me up sometimes!!

    r.

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  2. OMG, I wish I would've had that patent! I take it, this is registered with the US Patent Office? Damn...
    If you have a narrow enough space, you attach another one on the opposite wall and start sucking on it, and get fucked, at the same time.
    Artful1

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  3. What rock have you been living under Scott. Oh and Anon at 6:03... been there done that. Absolute best way to generate a massive amount of personal lube and well practice makes perfect!

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  4. Anon at 6:33.....MANY of us are learning new things on the internet. Scott has not been living under a rock, he has been living in straight world. don't discourage his honest surprise at things you have known forever!

    DP

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  5. Based on experience, the suction works just like in this pic: on the tile wall in the bathroom. Gets boring fast.....

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  6. They're the best Scott!!! Ride 'em cowboy!!!

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  7. OMG! Now, I have seen everything. Who ever thought of that is something else. I can hear a recording saying, faster, faster, faster. i'm cumming!!!!
    bj.

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  8. Uggh, he looks like my driving instructor. :/ That is severely discomfiting!

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  9. Does it com with a back-up camera, like my Subaru Outback has?

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  10. To anon at 6:26 - no but if you put a mirror on the floor at just the right angle you can watch yourself get fucked in technicolor. Been there done that too. To anon at 12:11 - only boring if your don't get one big enough to satisfy your craving for an ass full of dick. I get to choose between Mr Hunter, Hr. Hunt, Mr. Branson and a really large item Rascal sells. Let's just say I'm not bored and contrary to popular theorizing by tight ass'ed little girley men who need popsicle sticks for play things, I have superior control of my parts and they recover quite nicely after a playdate in toyland. Also contrary to popular girley man theory, they are just as much fun to play with when friends are over. If you like to fuck, dicks don't generally last long enough.

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  11. Anon 11:28pm. I really envy you. So, they have names too, huh?

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  12. I think that they also have vibrators built in.

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  13. Anon 11:28... I last just fine but I do agree they are fun to use on or with that special someone... funny im dating this dude and he told me to look under the sink for massage oil and i spotted a dildo... i secretly took it in the room and started to fuk him with it for a bit before he realized it wasnt even me ;-)

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  14. Put BEER on ICE in the TOILET and ya've got a PARTY

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  15. Anon at 4:55...
    Of course they have names when you buy good toys they have names. Chad, Chase, Mike and the deceased Mr. Ryker (I wore him out) get respect in my toybox. Poor Ken's cup failed to hold up his enormous massive silicon replicock so he went to dildo heaven. He was replaced by a challenging "hand" and I've never looked back. Well that's not true. I like to look back. Isn't that what mirrors are for after all.

    Anon at 12:02. Trust me... he knew it was his toy. I can tell all mine apart and none of them feel like a rock hard dick. None of them feel the same. None of them have body heat, at least not at first. If he didn't know he was drunk or asleep and in either case you should have loosened him up real good and then gone in with the dildo. That way he would certainly have known. If he plays with toys it won't be the first time more than one have been up that chute. We boys like our challenges.
    Anon at 1:06 - YUCK! Big toys and drunk don't mix. The point is to feel them. Toilet full of beer on ice sounds more like a watersports party and that's a whole other scene. Poor Scott is not ready by any stretch of my imagination to engage in piss play. He doesn't even piss in the shower.

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