Tuesday, May 10, 2011

A Real Spa

Ok so last week I go in to get a hair cut and while I'm waiting for the shampoo bitch I pick up a men's mag and see an article for these uber high end men's only spas. Some are in the desert, some are buried in rock canyons, some are in India. You can get massage and facials and all that shit but you can also go rock climbing and ATVs and great stuff like that. So here's my question.  Is this where seriously rich curious guys go to...ya know...experiment?  Ok and even if they aren't there to do the nasty, a week with no women around, only men, with all the testosterone and high endurance action, don't you think there'd be a ridiculous amount of beating off going on? And wouldn't you figure a couple guys are gonna say wtf lets stroke one out together? If I could afford one of these places I'd be gone.  Maybe I'll start on on line collection.  The Send Scott's Horny Ass To Glamor Camp Fund.  Strictly for research purposes of course!

35 comments:

  1. I would surmise that the one in India is Indio. LMAO. It's in the desert near Palm Springs. I think you'll end up getting more action than a circle jerk LOL. I used to go to one in Phoenix. I'll save that story for my blog.

    Cheers, MM

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  2. Wow first I heard about any of those...out of the budget. If the guy in the photo was there to show me a good time, I'd be online looking for donations too.

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  3. "honey i'm going to a manspa." "you're going WHERE?!" a pal went w/ his father-in-law to a hi-end place outside santa fe. "old men in bathrobes. ewe." (no offense intended anyone). you wouldn't last a day unless heavily sedated. lol. you'd be much better off hiring a young rent boy and shacking up at a day's inn far, far from home. at least you'd get some action for your money. better yet, i know this guy w/ a great place, private pool, hot pool boy, guaranteed action and i bet he'd extend an invitation to you. come to think of it, i already have. LMFAO.

    cheers!

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  4. Scott, think you should start saving $50.00 a month for your special studs only vacation. It will be worth every penny especially if you get more than a circl jerk.

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  5. In the south we call this the cabin in the deer woods, no women, no cloths, and beer till sundown, then whiskey.


    Scott your welcome join us. Stay away from the duck hunters though, they will freeze your ass off, standing in waders in 4' deep water with temp around 25 degrees.

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  6. They most likely have a contract and clauses saying what is and isn't allowed. No bj's with strangers do not soil the massage table, do not do this, do not fuck that. $100 fine here, $500 there

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  7. This looks like P-Town !

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  8. Shampoo bitch? Just go to a regular men's barber, they give great haircuts, shave the back of your neck, and it's a hell of lot cheaper. hell they will shave you too, your face that is..and heck there not yucking from the time you get there till you go, and Scott you said you get turn on my the big leather strap they have to sharpen the razor...

    I am sure some guys go to those resorts for both for macho fun, rock climbing and the ATV's and maybe have some man to man play..

    btw: real nice pic, nice arms, nice strong legs, and yes nice cock and balls..

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  9. Scott. Seriously? Post some of those links! Some of us might be able to do a field study for u!

    Studypuddle

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  10. Matt D in Dallas.May 11, 2011 at 2:59 AM

    Her's yer spa, Scott. Carefully selected for you.... http://www.manshandfilms.com/camp.html

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  11. Matt D, you're right, this is the perfect spa for Scott! LMAO aufan

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  12. Scott,

    You don't have to go to a "spa". There are gay campgrounds, gay hotels and resorts all are "clothing optional", and there are gay cruises. These tend to be very friendly, you don't get the attitude you sometimes get in bars and bathhouses. Also you will see every body type there but they tend to attract a handful of muscle dudes and or monster hung dudes who want to show off. The campgrounds will have theme weekends... wrestling weekend, bear weekend, BDSM weekend etc. So grab your sleeping bag stud.
    http://www.flsawmill.com/

    http://www.hillsidecampgrounds.com/

    http://www.eskimo.com/~nickz/hillside.html

    http://www.thehacienda.com/

    http://www.pridenation.com/inndulge/

    http://atlantisevents.com/

    Benchpecs

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  13. Scott,

    Actually lots of "straight" married guys go to the local bath house or leather bar with a back room to get their fix of man sex. These get busy just after work on weekdays or Sundays. Married studs stop by to suck some cock, eat some cum, or fuck some ass before going home to the wife to discuss the change in soccer practice schedule or renovating the bathroom.

    Benchpecs

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  14. When I go up to Ogunquit the summer, I want to find this dude in the dudes, man I could feast on that cock and balls for hours, and bury my nose in those hairy pits...and I hope its 90 degrees out and he's sweating like a pig..and he's not wearing any deodorant..

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  15. Guys who read Outside are actually interested in the rocks and the ATV's and they would not consider asking if they can fuck the neighbors. They just would.

    Guys who read Men's Health would find a deck chair next to the pool and imagine what the neighbors look like without the jams the first day and hope to hook up in the workout room on day two and go home never tasting cock.

    Guys who read Detour would spend the first three hours of every day trying to decide what to wear to lunch, wank and then whine its too hot to climb rocks.

    Guys who read Men's Journal are too busy fucking the neighbors to care if the rocks are pretty, the ATV's fast or the sun too hot.

    Guys who read GQ are too self absorbed to notice the neighbors except to bitch they make too much noise and read Outside magazine.

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  16. anon 333 if u ever want to guest write a posting on my blog just let me kno. seriously.

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  17. Thanks Scott... I like your page too! I'll guest write when you take my advice, buy a "tool" and treat your ass to some exploration. I've been telling you to buy one for many moons but alas you still can't manage a teeny tiny finger. What does a guy have to do - buy it for you?

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  18. Sorry Scott... when I bought mine many moons ago, it was called a tool. The new name is the anal twist and here is a link to the best shower tool ever. Lots of options with this bad boy yet its not much bigger than the average truckers fingers. You can go deep - or not. You can go slow and enjoy the ridges or you can plow yourself silly and learn how to open up that hole.

    I of course own much larger options but this toy still ranks high on my list. It doesn't look like a dick and I'm pretty sure even a wife would find it useful. Ridges and clits... oh my!

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  19. Here's the link...

    http://www.tlavideo.com/gay-anal-twist/p-224676-3

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  20. And no... I get nothing from TLA for the referral. Just the pleasure of knowing I've made your little pucker happy.

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  21. Use it right and little Scotty will drip like mad.

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  22. Our annual stay at Inndulge was incredible. We've been going to this place for more than ten years now. The hotel is under new management but the welcome remains incredible. As for the guests some of them come equipped with enough meat to choke a Percheron. Staying at The Hacienda would be very nice, but not yet. For now, we're booked into Inndulge again for 2012.

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