Thursday, May 19, 2011

Red Necks

A buddy of mine in college used to say "the redder the neck, the bluer the balls".  I went to school with some guys who's idea of a hot weekend was tractor pulls.  I never understood the quote exactly but it was always good for a laugh. So now I want you guys to finish the quote:
"The redder the neck, ................

25 comments:

  1. the bushier the dick and the sweeter the meat

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  2. ...the bigger the cock (apparently)

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  3. The redder the neck, the easier it is to get them out of their pants after a few beers!

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  4. hey guys,
    Best Male Blogs has been fixed...so go VOTE! it's the least you can do for our favorite perv. you can vote every 3 days or so. DO NOT try to pump the numbers or str8jock could get yanked down. show the lil pecker some love.
    cheers!

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  5. The redder the neck, the hotter my neck gets.

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  6. The scareder the sheep the sheep are!

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  7. the redder the neck, the more succulent the meat

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  8. The more likely he can get some little cityboy faggit like Scott to suck his REAL MAN dick HAHAHAHAHAHA

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  9. the deeper he is in the closet.


    Benchpecs

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  10. Personally I love the red-neck/scruffy/badass look. And the fact that he has hairy legs. And that he doesn't defile his crotch by grooming it. And his oversized penis. Excuse me. I need some alone time.

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  11. The redder the neck the faster they drop to their knees. I should know, I live in the South :)

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  12. anon 1032 i might if it didnt smell like cowshit, rotgut and marlboros lol

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  13. The redder the neck, the weirder the sex,

    A red neck on the farm has his eye on all the animals, and know which ones give it up good, the best, I heard, is a chicken, usually a one time deal. Those dirty little fuckers will put their cock in any hole on the farm, and some weird ass stories have come from it.

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  14. ...the louder he'll squeal! Been there. Done that. Won't again. Curious rednecks are mean.

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  15. the redder the neck, the tastier the giblets.
    cheers!

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  16. The redder the neck, the more he'll do to unload his balls!

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  17. " .. if it didnt smell like cowshit, rotgut and marlboros lol .. " part of the charm Rick SEA

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  18. What is a (insert rural county name)County bisexual?
    Somebody who likes cows AND girls. - Breezyknees

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  19. a redneck is fun as long as they dont play with the elastrator too long

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  20. Scott-
    This is an easy one, I've been saying it all my gay life, "The redder the neck, the rougher the fuck."

    -Tennessee Tom

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  21. The redder the neck... who in hell is looking at neck with a dick like that!

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  22. Someone mentioned rednecks fucking chickens...
    True story. I grew up in rural Alabama and once caught a friend fucking a chicken. He was totally not bothered by me catching him...

    His "reasoning" was, and I quote:
    "Hey, if that big egg can come out of there, then it won't hurt the chicken for my dick to go IN there."

    So, you see, he had thought it out. I mean, he at least considered the well-being of the chicken. So I don't know where we rednecks get this reputation of being insensitive comes from...

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  23. Chicken... Fleshjack... chicken... fleshjack... chicken...

    Have you seen the claws on the feet of chickens. Seen that beak. If you think the chicken won't mind your dick and your cum up her egg maker you are simply too stupid to fuck anything.

    FLESHJACK! no question. Even a redneck can figure that one out.

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  24. I'm not sure the blue-ball thing is all that true. Rednecks get a lot more than us City Slickers..

    Though it may be chicken or goats or sheep, or even their male cousins... A hole, is a hole, is a hole, in some people's mind.

    So I would say:
    The redder the neck,
    the more they get laid!

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