Friday, May 20, 2011

Snagged

So we talked here about getting caught jacking off.  But a reader wanted to know if anyone else (probably besides him lol) has been caught measuring.  Either by your wife, your college roommate, your brother, or (god forbid) your sister.  And if your caught, what did you do?  The weird thing about being caught was when I was a kid, the worst thing I could imagine is getting caught jacking off by my parents.  Now one of the hottest things I can think of is jacking off while another dude watches. 

26 comments:

  1. I used to catch my kid brother all the time beating off but never measuring.

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  2. Never caught measuring. Caught "red handed" by my father a few times. He just shook his head, laughed, and closed the door.

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  3. HEY GUYS,
    Need a favor. i'm in toronto today and tomorrow and i'm looking for the best gay bath house/sauna. can anyone help a brother out? i've heard of steamworks and spa excess. i'd really appreciate any help you could give me. i need the info like NOW..haha!

    thanks guys!!

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  4. I "caught" my roommate in college my sophomore year a few times beating off but he never made a real effort to conceal it so I never knew if he wanted to be caught or just didn't care.

    Brian

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  5. Scott if you have skype you can put on a show for me anytime!

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  6. I am sure lots of us would be glad to put a show on for Scott

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  7. Worst was being caught by my mother... And I wasn't even jacking but rock hard and kinda playing with it by wrapping the cord from my window blinds around it... I just kinda jumped startled and she quickly backed out and closed the door lol

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  8. Horrified now ex-wife came running to tell she'd walked in on our teenage son and I better talk to him because he was "abusing" himself! 1st question asked was what she meant. 2nd question: "Did you ever think of knocking?"

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  9. Never caught measuring...my mom saw me, my brother, and one of our buddies whacking off together once though...she mentioned it casually and never brought it up again.

    Rex V: I certainly hope you took the opportunity to tell your son about jacking off and that it's normal and healthy for him. Get him some lube and give him a roll of paper towels to stash in his room...

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  10. A few years ago I was walking through a wooded area of a park when I heard some russling. I didn't see anything but a few seconds later I looked up and saw a kid, couldn't have been more than 15, running bare ass naked holding his clothes and running like a scared rabbit. Boys will do anything to find some alone time to stroke their dicks.

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  11. Hey Rugbysex,

    Steamwork is by far better wet facilities. More jock/bear scene. XS is older, lots more Asian/older scene. Why not do both ?

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  12. There's a Steamworks in Oakland. Wonder if it's a franchise! The Oakland one is pretty nice. Whkattk, good advice but getting lube for your son is, I don't know, a little creepy!

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  13. Dude what is up with this kids underwear? Lol.
    Do guys actually spend alotta time measuring? Seems kinda ridiculous 2/me. But dude I so totaly got caught wackin it at home, haha, my dad was pretty Awsome about it though, lol.
    Ltr fellas

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  14. I went to the Steamworks in Chicago last summer. Saw a beautiful man stroking his cock for all to see in the video lounge. Didn't want anyone helping him (though many offfered) he was just content to put on a show. And what a show it was. Complete with climax.

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  15. I think my whole family caught me jerking when I was a kid... they told me I would go blind :) Not yet...

    Never measured my junk though...

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  16. I remember one time at a church confession and the priest asked me if I masturbate. I thought of procrastinate and I said, all the time.
    bj.

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  17. eh, i never get caught, i am the shadow, whether on the school bus, in my math class, at work, on a road trip, watching tv in the living room, or swimming at a pool party, my sperm are never stopped

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  18. I never got caught jackin, but measured all the time. Hard to believe all the dudes here that say they never measured. All studs want to know how much cock they have. Come on, get real.

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  19. Guys... don't forget there are lots of wives and mothers who never had brothers or fathers in the house. They have no idea what men do with cock. If they come out of religious upbringings they can really have a warped view of what is normal for a guy and his private activities. Some are unwilling to accept that boys need privacy from women at times and for certain activities. It is those moments of encounter that the ideas of right and wrong are cemented in youthful skulls. Your father may shake his head and smile and close the door. If your mom raises holy hell that you are a pervert you are going to deal with that in ways she won't like or understand.

    We are prudes in the good ol US of A. We don't discuss our privates and we get misinformed daily about what in fact is normal. We objectify men and women and set up unattainable goals for appearance which further make life challenging.

    There is no more important role a mother and father have but to bring up a well adjusted son or daughter who have a balanced view of self esteem and morality. Jacking off is not immoral. Leaving your skummy boxers or humped to oblivion sheets for mom to find and launder that is immoral. Take care of business and then yes take care of the result. Empty your own basket full of sticky tissues and leave your room with a smile on your face.

    Dad just needs to let his boy know when it appropriate to masturbate and yes ask the wife to knock (if she opts not to she should expect to see rock hard teenage dick and the result). If a sock on the door works in a dorm, no reason it should not work at home. It doesn't have to mean you are spanking the monkey. It just means you want to be alone.

    Dad also needs to pay attention to uncut cocks because they can have real medical problems that need attention and your boy may not be comfortable asking for help. I think there are a few years when Dad should take his boy in for annual check ups and work with the doc to sort out some of the more challenging questions and discussions in a medical professional manner which takes a great deal of the pressure off mom and dad.

    Happy wanking.

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  20. 7:23 you were doing well until your comment about uncut cocks. Real medical problems??? I'm uncut and the advice I got, which applies to any situation, is keep yourself clean w daily showering - duh! Outside of the USA most men are uncut and we don't have doctors on speed dial.

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  21. 7:23 and 9:32....I am cut and have always been so....I have NO idea how to take care of a foreskin. If I had a son, he would not be cut but I would have to learn foreskin maintenance along with him!

    DP

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  22. when i was 15 I came home and didn't hear my dad upstairs (my mother and sister were out shopping)...my parent's bedroom door was closed by not tightly...i innocently pushed it open and saw my dad on the edge of the bed with his jeans and underwear at his ankles and his shirt off...he was rubbing his thick big dick -- I'd never seen a hard cock except my own...and I'd never jerked off then (had had wet dreams) -- this all happened so fast but I was stunned, and not sure what I was seeing, just at that time (again, was probably seconds) his body quivered and he shot cum....and while he was cumming he looked up and our eyes met....i was more than freaked and didn't know what I'd seen for sure...I went to my room, and a few minutes later my dad came in in his robe. He said we needed to talk -- that he hoped I wasn't freaked out and proceeded to talk about masturbation, etc...it was a normal conversation. He explained that he gets horny and had to relieve pressure sometimes and that mom couldn't always be there...and that I didn't need to say anything.

    As we talked I was rock hard and was trying to hide it in my shorts. My dad finally asked me if i'd show him my hard on -- since i'd seen his, and I was his son....i pulled down my shorts and dad said, bet you need to release your load....and I started stroking sitting right next to my dad....it didn't take long but I laid back on the bed and shot over my head....
    dad handed me some klennex..gave my balls a gentle fatherly squeeze...that was the last time we discussed it....

    by 16 i knew i fantasized about boys...and had some j/o experiences with guys...but didn't really start playing with guys until college.

    and, when i came out to my parents in college they were very cool.

    anyone else ever see their dad's hard on and/or him jerking?

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  23. Anon 5.33.
    Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful!
    For your ? No, but your experience, again, absolutely beautiful. What a beautiful memory.

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  24. Anon at 5:33 - oh hell no. Don't believe that happened at fifteen. Maybe twelve but dad squeezing your balls... wake up already. It's a nice "daddy" dream but dream on man. Really. Bout as real as Jake G. given my nuts a squeeze and handing me a tissue to wipe the cum from his cheek. Oh wait - I'd rather lick that cheek.

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  25. Anon 5:33 - I choose to believe it happened that way, just like I believe a lot of things I want to believe. Though not with/by my own dad thank God.

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  26. Reminds me of an experience when I was in high school. I'd wanted to see what it was like to make a replica of my cock, so wrapped my hard dick in clay, and made a mold. Removed my softening cock and poured in hot wax. When it dried I pulled it off and was looking at a perfect replica of my boner! Since I figured it looked like a candle I left it in my room, and my brother came in and said "Who's hard on is that?!". I turned beet red and we never discussed it again!

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