Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Is JO King?

OK so give me 2 minutes and I think I can convince you that we as men like jacking off more than sex.  If I can convince you you gotta line up and kiss my ass.  Deal?  Here goes.  Has there ever been a time in your life where you’ve been too tired to have sex? Cmon we all know you’re a big man but at some point even Jordan misfires.  I know there’ve been times with me (mostly too wasted) that it’s like ya, not gonna happen tonight. 
Now.  Think back.  In your whole life….have you ever been too tired to JO? Ever looked at it and said sorry little guy I got a headache? Ever drop your pants and say naw, just don’t feel like it tonight?
The line at my ass starts with Rugbysex lol

21 comments:

  1. I will be number 2 after Rugby. Maybe even do Rugby while he is busy with you. OK Rugby??
    KCGUY

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  2. You horny stud. Never too tired to get off a quick one.

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  3. I use to work with a guy that said he never masturbated, and I tend to believe him. He was a hound dog and got women all the time, and had a regular at the house, hell even the receptionist at the office would blow this guy in the parking lot during lunch. There was always someone there to be the receiver of his cum.

    Now me on the other hand masturbated as many at four times a day before I started exploring sex with guys. I still masturbate but not nearly as much, I always want to have a load handy if a bottom or a really good cock sucker has any free time. What I've discovered is that my loads, stamina, and horniness have all gone up in volume.

    I don't know if there is a physical difference between cumming because your pounding one out with your fist, or if my cock being inside a guys throat, as I shoot a load has any real difference, but I think there is a difference.

    So I've never been to tired to jack off, and have pounded out a few, against the protest of my cock, trying to get that fifth one out when it's not much more than a floppy cock. If it comes down to pounding one out as I sit in front of a computer alone with just me and my hand, versus having a willing and able partner there to catch my load, I'm going to hold back for the possibility of having that receiver. Even if I'm using my fist to pound one out in the presence of another person, knowing that it's not going to be wadded into a tissue and flushed down the drain makes a big difference. So the only reason not to masturbate all day is for the time when another person is there ready willing and able to swallow my cum, and lick the tip of my cock as that last little bit of white nectar slowly oozes out of the tip.

    Then I take my semi hard cock, slap them upside the head to get that dazed look off their face, and tell them to get the fuck out of my office. Oh, what you say, you haven't cum yet, well here's a tissue, now get the fuck out. (This paragraph has never actually happened as I'm always grateful for anyone who is willing to host my cock in their mouth for the duration of an orgasm, just thought there needed to be some comic relief.) am

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  4. I've pooped out after the third or fourth wank in a day, but other than that, I am always ready to work my cock. So Scott I believe your hypothesis is absolutely correct.

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  5. I'm probably the odd guy out but I disagree. Sure I'd prefer to have sex and be with a partner then jerk off. And when I'm in the mood, there is nothing like a good jerk off. However there have been plenty of times that I've been hard and pre-cumming and never gone the extra step to get off. I just don't feel the need, and sometimes it is nice to be hard and dripping with pre-cum and not do anything about it.

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  6. maybe it's age but there have been quite a few times I've been too tired. hell I've even fell asleep jerking off already.

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  7. Anon 8:35 - you aren't the only one. I have fallen asleep while jerking off, too, on occasion - but I always try!

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  8. oh no, scott has wandered into logic and deductive reasoning. katie bolt the door, turn off the lights and hide. no syllogism this. perhaps an enthymeme of the modus pollens variety? egads! your premise is a non sequitur since JO is sex...a form of sex known as onanism. do you mean JO is better than a BJ, better than intercourse, better than any other form of sex? is that what you're asserting? i'm going to assume that's what you mean: JO is the best form of sex. hmmm!

    fortunately i'm in a lovely morphine cloud right now so i'll have to revisit this later. i know this much, i won't be the first in line because scottie you'll never convince me of that. as for you KCGUY, we'll have to make alternative plans. in the meantime KC, define "do rugbysex." i'm intrigued. lol.
    cheers!

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  9. It happen to me often Scott. When you are tired and don't have the strenght to Jo so i let it go and i di it harder the next day.

    Yves

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  10. It happened to me once, Scott, but not until I was 66. It was taking so damned long, I just said, "Fuck you," innappropriately, to it and went to bed.

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  11. One "n" in inappropriately. I don't want to be dumb AND a quitter.

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  12. ok. i've emerged from my "cloud" at least momentarily so back to the enthymeme. ok...let's put this into a proper syllogism:

    major premise - JO is the easiest form of sex
    minor premise -no man is ever too tired to JO
    therefore - JO is man's favorite way of having sex.

    If this is what you were trying to argue, i would posit that it's a reductio ad absurdum argument. I'll agree to your premises but not your conclusion.

    just to be a good sport though i'll kiss your ass. where does the line form? but i warn you good buddy, be prepared for more than a kiss.

    cheers!

    p.s. KCGUY...have at it but don't try sticking anything up my ass larger than your tongue...k?

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  13. Scott,
    You had mentioned about getting an escort.
    I suggest that you get two!! That way, they could really do you some great pleasure. It may be tough to handle two, but I think that you will be up for the job.
    bj.
    Take pictures!!

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  14. bj u say 2. i say 2. my bank acct says 1

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  15. Never too tired for either intercourse or jo.

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  16. I would definitely say that JO is the most popular way of having sex since only you have to be in the mood and it doesnt matter how hot you are or whether anyone else is around.
    As for you Rugbysex, if you look anything like what I am picturing, "do Rugbysex" means anything and everything.
    KCGUY

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  17. keep talking KCGUY...i luvs to be wooed. lol.
    pax tibi frater!

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  18. Well, I think KCGUY has the correct reason for Scott's theory. Jacking off is an all-time favorite for men simply because we don't have to rely on anyone else, we don't have to be bothered to satusfy anyone else, and we've been doing it since we discovered how great it feels to play with our hard little peckers when we were 7 years old!
    As ofr Anon, 6:22, 6-1: That dude was totally bullshitting you. As a military bud once stated: "Any man who claims he doesn't jerk off is either, A. Lying, or B. Dead." Since your coworker is alive and kicking, I vote for A. he's lying through his teeth. LOL.

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  19. no j/o equals blue ball unless somebody is alway available to relieve ur hardon. no j/o for a guy is definitely a lie.

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  20. Let's put it this way. I pierced my dick for the second time yesterday. I jacked off this morning.

    A celibate guy has to bling it up a bit to keep his hands interested in the playground but you can't keep me out of the wank playground. It's the playground I choose to play in.

    Jacking off is all about sensation not just cum and release. Hello edging! Sounds anyone! Toys - of course toys! I'm always surprised at guys who think jacking off is nothing more than a fast hand on a hard dick and five minutes. That is not jacking off. That is a masturbation quickie. If you're eighteen and doing it five times a day perhaps OK. Past twenty five, if you have not learned that your ass hole and your nipples and your nuts and your brain are part of the equation you need to go back to wank school. Oh the things I could teach.

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  21. Hardly ever get too tired to grab mine and rub one out.. solo or with a buddy or buddies... something totally immediate and primal jerking off.. the hunger to get off.. the fact 99% of all of us men get into that mood where we have to handle our dicks.. oh, yeah! that works for me! That's how I got introduced to man/man sex.

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