Wednesday, June 29, 2011

To Fuck Or Not To Fuck

Hey if your looking for an answer don’t look at me.  I’m the guy who beats off thinking about taking it up the ass but when I actually have the opportunity I turn into the Virgin From Hell.  Ok so ya I’m curious as to what it would be like to ram my dong in a guys ass.  What it would feel like. Is it tighter than pussy?  Does it have that soft velvet feeling? Shit like that.  But I just sorta think the 1 thing I can say is I’ve never fucked anyone but my wife since I been married so for as much as an asshole I am for the shit I done I can at least say that.  As far as taking it….ya I know. Just try it.  Hurts at first but then feels great.  Just use a lot of lube.  Blah, blah, blah.  I just don’t see one of those rods puncturing my ass.  But hey I never thought I’d parade around naked at a gay campground either so I guess never say never lol.

36 comments:

  1. It is definitely tighter than pussy and rubbing your cockhead on wet pussy lips isn't the same at all as rubbing you cockhead on a guys hole. Both enjoyable but definitely different. The biggest difference for me is that my wife cums alot when I fuck her so her pussy is naturally wet and then soaking wet as I fuck her. No need lube her at all. Also, the muscular control of a guys ass is much stronger, grips tighter than a woman's pussy. They are both good!

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  2. I totally agree with the above.
    Did a two finger job on a guy a while back, and it is as soft and as smooth as silk in there. I also had a guy tighten his butt and there is strength there, it kinda hurt. Go for the ride.

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  3. Scott, you should get your wife a strap-on dildo so she can ake your ass to town. She would probably get as much pleasure out of it as you would, and what could be less gay than a man and a woman sharing sexual pleasure as shr plows your virgin ass?

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  4. quietman said...

    I wouldn't worry about it. There will be a time and place that you will want it to happen and it will be great.

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  5. it won't hurt and that comes w/ a money back guarantee and a potential list of personal references. you know where and how to reach me.
    cheers!

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  6. Holy Moses, talk about parting the Red Sea, man, can a dudes hole, really stretch that much... Owweeeeee, Owweeee, just looking at it bring tears to my eyes...lol....

    now where's my little toy...hehehe

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  7. I say it would be easier to fuck a guy first then work your way up to getting fucked. I've never done either with a guy but to me that's the easiest progression.

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  8. Well... choose pictures like this to inform your psyche on anal sex and I'm not surprised you are still a virgin. That is an abnormally large cock and a pained look in response to it's poke. Of course that will hurt. It does hurt if you are not prepared to receive a monster like that. The average cock is not much larger than your average Brat which I'm sure will be hitting grills all over America this weekend. The right size cock in the willing ass is not painful. If it hurts, you're not doing it right. Glove up, lube up, fill up.

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  9. Guys - Since he tends to wimp out rather than follow through when he's with a guy, I think Scott should get a cucumber and try that first.

    He can pick one that's the same size as Little Scottie. He can determine if he wants a "cock" that is narrow at the head and fatter at the base, or flared in the middle, or equally thick all the way down.

    Grease that sucker up, impale your ass on it, rock back and forth to simulate a gentle fuck and stroke yourself off to a climax.

    Whattya think guys? Do you think Scott would have the balls to do it?

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  10. Ass is a lot tighter then pussy Scott. I have fucked more pussy then ass, but I gotta say I like ass better.

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  11. nope he has to start with a pickle first...lol... has to start very slow..

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  12. Are you kidding, Scott has to start off with a baby carrot stick. LMFAO

    SJ

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  14. baby carrot stick...that's funny SJ. and you KNOW i'm not given to praise. LOL. Sure beats musky hole and hairy tree trunks buddy. hahaha!
    cheers!

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  15. Holy crap...talk about size queen. I wouldn't let that anywhere near me either.

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  16. I love you too rugbysex, at 5:35 pm...lol...

    SJ

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  17. Well if you can't bring yourself to buy a regular toy like the Anal Twist I've recommended several times, then yes, get your basic English hothouse cuke. They come in all shapes and sizes and generally speaking are not waxed. Take off the plastic wrap roll on a rubber slide on down. Once you see that green "cock" fit, fear will ease. But remember if you kill it you have to eat it so plan on salad for supper.

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  18. Since everyone is getting into salad material and vege's how about a frozen chicken neck?
    If you are really daring, you could try a turkey nect, or how about the neck of a swam. You could even sing, Swanee River!!
    I think that I would go for the real thing, it won't break off, hopefully.
    Call a buddy and ask, can you help me out, while I help you in?
    bj.
    P.S.
    Call your local politician, he's been screwing you forever! He's a pro!

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  19. Hey, Before you start talking Scott into putting things there that were not designed with that purpose in mind, please be aware that every emergency room in this country has seen more guys (a few women, too) with things that "got away". If it doesn't have a handle or flared base, DO NOT put it up your butt. More guys than I can tell you have had veggies, bottles, etc removed surgically. And that's only after half a night of an ER doc digging around up there trying to get it out. NOT fun.

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  20. You should get a dildo off Amazon, if your wife gets to the package before you do you can just say you got it for her.

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  21. This is starting to sound like everyone needs to say what the weirdest thing that has been up your ass, not what you've heard. Mine would be a rubber chicken.

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  22. My god, this dude is going to have to take a major dump, when that "monster cock" pops out...

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  23. 7:56 is right. A friend of mine is an ER doctor. He's had plenty of people come in with all sorts of things stuck inside. Yep, buy something that's designed for the purpose and you won't have an embarrassing and expensive trip to the ER.

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  24. I once knew a young hunky bi whose toy of choice when his girlfriend was out of town was a 6" iron spike He said that if he held it under hot water to warm it up, it felt just like a dick in his ass.

    Then there was the full fledged idiot who went to an emergency room with a lightbulb in a warm dark place. How do you get a good grip on a lightbulb to pull it out without breaking it? - Breezyknees.

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  25. OK, here is my confession...I have not been fucked but really, really want to. I'm having trouble finding a good guy to do it, except on hookup websites I haven't come out to say...I want to Bottom for a good Top...is that what I need to confess to everyone? How do I find these guys?

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  26. I just tried taking it for the first time and my ass tore, literally tore - a fissure - and now my ass is killing me. I am desperate to bottom - so please help - how do I make it happen and how can I take it next time?

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  27. Dude I hope some dudes answer you, because I want to know too.

    Why can't it fell enjoyable like when a women gets fucked. I mean they seem to enjoy getting it up the pussy...

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  28. Anons 1:06 and 2:32

    I guess someone with more experience with anal sex isn't going to answer so I'll do my best. First, a disclaimer: I'm a woman so I'm not going to be able go give you the ins and outs (pun intended) of how to make it happen for you as a social exercise but I can tell you something about your anatomy and what you MUST do before you try it again.

    First, I assume you've seen your doctor. If you haven't you absolutely need to to make sure that's what's wrong and nothing else. Second you need to know if there is sphincter involvement 'cause that can require different treatment. Second, you need to be COMPLETELY healed before you try having anal sex again. Period. If you reinjure yourself or it doesn't get better in a few weeks you can develop a chronic fissure and you don't want that. Also, I don't think I need to tell you about the chance of increasing your risk of contracting HIV or other infection if you you have an open wound in your rectum. Be safe for both you and your partner.Third, I assume you know about adding fiber to your diet, taking sitz baths for comfort and making sure you don't strain to have a bowel movement. There are some drugs you can try (talk to your doctor) and if all else fails you may need minor surgery.

    As far as trying again, I think people here have make it pretty clear. You need to have someone who is willing to go SLOW, take time to allow your muscles to stretch, you need to want to do it and you need to be RELAXED and you need to try with someone you can TRUST. If ALL those conditions are not met, DON'T try it. A rectum differs from a vagina in several important ways: it is designed for things to pass from it, not to accept things entering it (you can work around this but you need to be aware),a vagina is designed to both accept a penis and to deliver a baby therefore it has considerable elasticity, the lining is much thinner than that of a vagina and more easily injured, a rectum has a muscle (sphincter) to contract to prevent stool from passing involuntarily which can cause severe pain if not properly prepared, a rectum does not self lubricate so you will need to make sure you use PLENTY of lubrication. I'm not trying to say a vagina is "superior" to a rectum and it can certainly be very painful and cause significant injury if a vagina is entered without preparation but it is easier to injure a rectum just by virtue of anatomy alone.

    The other thing I can suggest is that you try to work with toys (ONLY THAT ARE DESIGNED FOR THIS AND AFTER YOU ARE COMPLETELY HEALED) of graduated size. Start with something very small and work your way to what you think would approximate the average penis. In the comfort of your own home and at your own speed you may be more relaxed and it may be easier to get the feel of it before you try again with a partner.

    Be careful and be safe. You can hurt yourself permanently if you rush things and aren't careful

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  29. I'm a gay man who has performed both as a top and a bottom. I guess I'm not wired like some...I get no pleasure from a cock, finger, dildo or anything else up my ass. I've tried it several different times with several different guys. And, I prefer a hot mouth to a hot ass, but can top a guy when things are right/ripe for that kind of action. So, at least for this guy, anal isn't all that exciting....

    DAL in Michigan

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  30. thanks I am anonymous at 2:32 pm, and I am going to buy a "man toy" and start very small, like you said.. I don't usually say things like this, but I have a nice looking butt for a dude, and when I hook-up with someone that has even a medium cock they do want to enter me, and I just say, I am not a bottom, (but in my mind I want to be) anyways men being men, they are very persistent, so I have tried, (now I do have a thing for straight dudes) so maybe they think it's as easy as entering a pussy.. Again thanks..

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  31. Anon 2:32 and 6:29
    Glad the advice helped. If your experience is with straight guys, they may not have any more idea of what to do than you do. Trust me, that I know something about :) Don't let them rush you or assume because you're gay that they can go full speed ahead. They need to have the same care and respect for your body that they would want shown to them. Just cause you're a gay guy doesn't mean your butt can take abuse any more than a straight guy or a woman. They can really hurt you. Be careful and experiment so you know what feels good for you. Also, don't be afraid or embarrassed to tell them to stop RIGHT NOW if it hurts. Screw them if they don't understand.

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  32. Lube lube and more lube. And get a copy of Jack Morin's book Anal Pleasure and Health and educate yourself.

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  33. The reason you feel pain and experience injury is because you don't know what you are doing and you are letting people you don't know or don't trust attempt to penetrate your ass. Stupid - Stupid - Stupid!

    1. Do not hold your breath. You must and I mean this - must - exhale. A sphincter muscle is extremely good at what it does which is keep things in and keep things out. If you force anything past that muscle it is going to hurt. Practice breathing. Practice contracting and relaxing your sphincter muscle. This is called a kegel exercise and it is absolutely the best thing you can do for your prostate gland. Knowing how to work your PC muscle is good for cum control and powerful ejaculation.
    2. Lube up. Get good lube intended for the purpose of your activity. Once you are a good fuck, a little spit will do but until then Wet or Probe or Astroglide or KY but use enough to make sure you will slide in and out without excessive friction. You want to feel your partner not be a sloppy mess.
    3. If you are a newbie, best advise is as follows: know your partner and make sure he or she knows you well enough to read your signals, wrap it up and lube it up, use his cock or her strap on to massage your pucker letting them play with the idea of entry for a while since anticipation is good, when you are both ready to penetrate you must relax and exhale and decide this is OK and you are OK and it will be OK and your partner assuming they are average size will simply begin to apply a bit more pressure on your anus and entry is very likely far less an issue then you expect it to be.

    You will feel pressure and a fullness and when that happens stop everything and understand that sensation. It will never get worse than that moment. Relax again. Breath again. Let your partner start a slow in out movement. Understand every sensation. The inner walls of an ass have little in the way of nerve endings. Everything you feel is connected to your anal opening or deeply within your rectum. That is why men like to get rimmed before they get fucked and why some men like to get fucked hard and deep.

    Now practice that and you will have no issue with being receptive. Yes use small to average toys to train your ass because that is helpful and you won't always have a partner handy when you are horny. But the best way to learn to fuck is to remember to breath and to know the one fucking you will take care of you.

    Finally, if you ripped anything other than skin, you must see a surgeon. Do not play until you heal or are repaired. And that lovely woman who was kind enough to give pointers is absolutely right. Plenty of fiber, no straining when dumping, appropriate douching and clean up before and after sex and always wrap it up because unless you were born with it, you don't know where that cock has been playing.

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  34. And another thing... those same muscles that you contract and relax and clench... those are the muscles you use to milk your partner while he is pleasuring your hole. Those are the muscles that make his cock want to fuck your hole. Knowing how to use them is what makes you gold as a bottom. A good bottom is not passive - ever. A good bottom does as much to fuck a cock as a cock does to fuck an ass.

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  35. Anon 1:55.
    Dude you should write a book!

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  36. yo scott,
    i hope ur ADD permitted you to read and comprehend 1:55 & 2:51 pm. good advice. i think i recall someone else telling you the same thing...for quite a long time now.
    cheers!

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