Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Bone Alert

When I was in high school I remember having to shove my ass in my locker cuz I got a boner.  For no reason.  I spent most of years 13-15 trying to hide my hardon.  Till I was 16.  That’s when I realized there were women out there who wanted it. And everything changed lol. I always wondered if in all those times I tried to hide it if anyone actually caught me.

28 comments:

  1. Scott,you probably had a buddy cramed in that locker with you playing with each other.

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  2. Scott your care about your cock a lot more than anyone else, you throw in your size and I bet most guys didn't even realize that you had an erection. It's a wonder that they didn't beat you up just from shoving your ass into a locker all the time.

    It's like you were reacting to something that they didn't give a shit about, nor would have notice even if you had wrapped your cock in neon. Unless you can tell us how many erect cocks you spied while in the locker room, you were just a closeted drama queen.

    I really think that you would have given me hell in high school, cause I did receive hell from guys like you, so this is pay back bitch. I've got a cock and I'm not afraid to use it on your sorry little ass now.

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  3. Great Scott, did it have a nice curve to the left like this dudes, man that is a nice boner.. And yes this is SJ, so I have to comment on his Hairy Pits.. Wonderful that he doesn't shave them...

    SJ

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  4. Let's face it – school is a nightmare for a lot kids for reasons such as the one you described. What kid has not lived in fear of getting “caught” with the dreaded BONER? The most feared situation was for someone to see you in the locker room or shower at school with even a hint of an erection. I remember one poor kid who was allegedly seen in this condition. News of the event spread through an entire school of 500+ kids within minutes and he was labeled a “fag” forever.

    Most kids have a lot of insecurity about themselves, and the way they deal with it is by picking on other kids who are no different than they are. Physically and emotionally healthy preteen and teenage boys have erections. And they can happen at awkward times. But consider the fact that testosterone levels in males peaks at the age of 17! Teenage boys are like hormones with feet! How is it NOT normal for a teenage boy to have erections frequently and in various situations?

    The good news is that the college experience is much different for most guys. Suddenly being horny and anxious to show it off at any time or place is expected, admired behavior. Thank God for that!

    Who is the bro in the reclining lawn chair wearing a blue cap? I don't see anyone making fun of him. Case closed!

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  5. When I was 13 my parents sent me to a religous retreat. My biggest fear was being caught with a boner because it always happened when I showered. I became friends with a group of kids a couple years older than me from Alabama who were all from the same town. Not only did they not have ANY inhibition about being naked (they had obviously seen each other that way before) but when they got hard they showed it off and waggled it around for eveyone's amusement. It's like us guys from the northeast were born ashmed of it and southern guys just think it's funny. Nothing (obviously) ever happened sexual with these guys but 10 years later I still JO thinking about them.

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  6. I'm curious about something. I don't have a brother. I would like to know if brothers are generally uninhibited around each other. Like, do brothers JO around each other?

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  7. OH God the dreaded boner in high school. Some time ago (OK a long time ago) when low rise pants were in style the last time. I achieved, or was cursed with, a magnificent boner that stuck up out of the top of the waist band on the jeans! I wonder how many people knew what was going on while I walked to class with my books in front of my dick. Yes this occured many times during high school but I still wore those jeans.

    The guy in the photo is glorious!

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  8. To ANON at 7:26 -> I remember the trick of carrying the book in front of me. I never actually boned out of the top of my wastband though. Go dude! That's a woody.

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  9. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5R9PyGB5b8w/Thx4HuYz0UI/AAAAAAAAbdA/hcXqlN5BJvs/s1600/tumblr_lnzq1nCX1s1qd8dq4o1_500.jpg

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  10. I was in Europe this past spring at a mens sauna (not a gay sauna). I knew European men were less inhibited about being nude (lucky me!) but I was surprised how casual they were about walking around semi-hard. This was definitely not a gay cruising place so I never saw anything happen nor even try to hit on anyone. But it was a fiest for mine eyes!

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  11. It was some time after my First Communion. The family was at mass, and it was a part of the service where you were kneeling. I didn't know why, but I really enjoyed rubbing my body against the pew in front of me. Yes, I was boned up and humping a pew in mass. I was wearing shorts to mass (this was Florida) and it was apparantly quite noticeable. It stayed hard all the way through Communion with me walking down the aisle without a care in the world - hard as a rock. Taking Communion et al. My mortified Mother was pleading with my Father to leave as fast as we could and to "talk" to me about things. We had the talk sometime later when Mom found that I had used my bedskirt as my personal cum rag.....

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  12. anon10:11--you nasty boy LOL

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  13. Enlish vocabulary word for today. Luminous as in--His junk was bathed in luminous sunshine which warmed the souls of the visitors.

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  14. Scott, Scott, Scott. Your ego is way bigger than your cock! No one in high school noticed your hard on - they were too busy hiding there own or working on math problems in their heads to keep from getting one!! We all worried about it, and we all had them.

    anon 6:09pm has it right. I bet you showed your tiny dick to anyone who couldn't look away fast enough when you were in college.

    anon 10:11pm - Say 3 Hail Marys, 3 Glory Bes, 3 Our Fathers, and a good Act of Contrition. You very wicked and funny man.

    Mark from Pittsburgh

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  15. I actually had to decline from getting up and giving an oral report because I was majorly boned up. The teacher was adamant and so was I and eventually had to lie and tell her that I was not prepared when I was totally ready except for the fact that I had a boner for no apparent reason. I used to get them all the time and my remedy was to think about Disneyland. I would imagine just walking down Main Street. Sometimes it worked and sometimes that little fucker wasn't going down no matter how much I thought about Disneyland or my ugly Step Grandma Mary. I would just get up after class and hold the binder or the Pee Chee folders over it to cover it up. You could always tell the guys who had boners. The Pee Chees were down and covering. LOL.
    Love the good Catholic boy with the boner down the aisle gettin communion with wood. That priest must have loved it too. I wonder what the alter boys were thinking? LOL Good material for a story on MRS. LOL.
    MM

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  16. Brotherless @7:15 - Dunno if I'm typical, but I had to room with my 3-years younger brother in 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 9-11th grade and then for one semester in college (that was a stupid idea in retrospect.) Never once was the subject ever brought up. Hell, he died at 62 and we still never had. Not that close I guess.

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  17. I thought you were somewhat of an exhibitionist so I'm a little surprised by this post. Maybe you were modest younger and became less inhibited? I think that's common.

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  18. IDK if Scott is an exhibitionist but I suspect that, like most men, he would be if he thought it was socially acceptable. Hiding a hard cock in school sounds reasonable. I now wonder why I never had a hard cock during school hours. Perhaps the mandatory showers of old gave me my daily ten minutes of display so arousal waited until I was home alone and able to give it the attention it desired. Perhaps it got so much attention at home that it did not need to remind me of its existence away.

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  19. Yes, I also had the boner problem, but I guess not as bad as everyone else. I did jiz in my pants a couple of times during the school day.
    The only place I had problems was in Spanish class. That must have been Mr Suarez's fault.

    I am curious to hear more about brothers. I had two older brothers, 8 years and 11 years. So I missed any possible "sharing" ---

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  20. Pulsbeat--sounds like you had a real boner problem if you jiz in your pants. I was hard a lot but never lost a load in my pants. I had two older brothers one a year and half older and the other three years. We had many hot jackoff sessions from about 13 thru HS, Good memories.

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  21. Nice anonymous at 11:46 am, those jo sessions must have been nice...

    I have 4 brothers, I know I initiated this, the brother that is just about a year and 3 weeks younger than me, we had to share a bed.. some how I made up this game, that entitled if the other one lost, he had to feel the other brother's cock..well to make a long story short, I was much more interested in the game than he was, after about 3 months he put a stop to it, sharing a bed wasn't quite the same after that..and we have never talked about it since, yes I am bi, he is straight

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  22. A friend was the youngest of four brothers, each a year or two apart. (There was a sister in there, too.) He told me how when he was 6 or 7, they came and got him in the middle of the night after the parents were asleep. The brothers told him he was old enough to do things, and got him to suck their dicks, which he did. Presumably, they played around with each other, too. The older brothers all got married and had kids. My friend is a retired Marine officer who is very happy with his gay lover. - Breezyknees

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  23. A guy told me how he grew up in a family with half a dozen brothers who fooled around with each other, including group sex with girlfriends. (The girls thought it was funny to see them messing around with each other). He visited his youngest brother when that brother has just graduated from boot training. The brother was headed for Nam and was scared about it. They had sex in a storage locker on base. The brother never did come back from Nam. - Breezyknees

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  24. So for a mainstream guy like me who is bi-curious, how do you find other dude(s) who have similar interest? Online obviously, but I mean in person.

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  25. To anonymous at 7:14 pm, if you belong to a gym, there are signs to look for, so if you do belong to one, just send another post and I will help you... How old are you?

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  26. To anonymous at 10:35...... No I don't belong to a gym but have been thinking about it for more reasons than what we're talking about right now. There is one not far from my house that is open 24-7. I about same age as Scott - 47.

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  27. Well I would suggest joining the gym, it's a great way to get or stay in shape, meet other dudes, and very discreetly have quick anonymous sex, if that's not your thing I am sorry for suggesting it, if it might me let me know I will give you some pointers..

    btw 47 is a great age, I you in decent shape?

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  28. The "other reasons" I referred to are getting in better shape and being healthier. No problem at all with your suggestion. Email rtru6712@yahoo.com.

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