Sunday, July 17, 2011

Fucked Up Thought of the Day

Ok I know this is weird but hear me out on this one right?
We’re men.  We have dicks.  We were put on earth to use them.  On men. On women. On both.  So isn’t it kinda weird that the church doesn’t allow priests to use them?  I mean, wouldn’t you think that it would WANT them to use them to make more little priests?  It’s like priests are the most devout people on earth, you’d think THEY would be the ones the church would WANT making babies and raising them.  Right?

25 comments:

  1. They used to be allowed to have sex and marry and politics changed that centuries ago. Unless they change, it will eventually kill the church all together.

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  2. Any other alterboys here want to dispute Scott's assertion that priests don't use their dicks?

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  3. Scott... you crack me up! And you must be Catholic... I was an alterboy in my past life, and definitely have first hand knowledge of a priest using his cock :) On numerous occasions... SLURP!

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  4. Oh, Scott's Catholic all right. This is a boy with a Catholic school education. Wanna bet? And priests do use their dick and always have. The Church doesn't care about that. They just didn't want to have to SUPPORTbthe little priests. Look how that's backfired

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  5. Maybe I was lucky. I grew up in catholic schools. Wasn't an altarboy but played basketball and priet saw me named many times. Often complimented me on my "growth". It honestly never occured to me that a priest would be interested in me or any other boy sexually. He never touched me but clearly got his share of looks at my naked body.

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  6. Priests used to be allowed to marry and procreate like normal men, but the church decided it didn't want married priests to be able to leave their estates to their wives and children. It wanted to keep it all...so they made a new law...Chastity. Forcing priests to have illicit sex with whom ever they could find. A totally fucked up system.

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  7. What a weird thought for a Sunday post. There are priests who are priests. There is one priest that I knew and knew him as a priest. He was a very handsome man, still is. I often wondered why he went into the priesthood. Plus, he was the only son. The priesthood was and is his calling.
    One thing that the church wasn't prepared for was the increase in the divorce rate in the 70's and 80's. Then again, there was a time when there was a family unit and a Sunday dinner. Remember those?
    I like the idea of the priest. It shows great discipline. Great devotion, which is something to admire. To give of one's self with no expectation of anything in return.
    bj.

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  8. I think the thing to remember is that a priest is a man first. All men have dicks and all men use them at one time or another. It definitely takes a calling to be a priest, but that calling doesn't keep him from having the same thoughts and urges we all have. As for Fathering children and producing some kind of devoted offspring I just don't think it would work like that.

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  9. Celibacy is a discipline not a doctrine of the Catholic Church and therefore can be changed at any time. Contrary to some of the comments above, the church has always had an element of priestly celibacy. The earliest canonical enactments proscribing a celibate priesthood appear at the Council of Elvira (c. 306 A.D.). I’m sorry 10:11 a.m., the priestly vow of poverty (owning property, etc.) is different and distinct from the rationale for a vow of celibacy. Originally I wrote a 1 page reply to this post, but then I read what Peace Man wrote and as usual he said it better than I did in far fewer words. So I’ll just agree with him but add a slightly more colorful tag: Scott…you dumb shithead…even if priests were allowed to “use” their dicks, it doesn’t follow that they would begat more priests. LMFAO.

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  10. And what if they only had daughters. LOL Scott your take on life and your logic kill me. Leave it to Rugby to set you straight and slap you upside the head. Catholics are the only ones that force the law of celibacy. Greek Orthodox priest can marry and procreate and you hear a lot fewer stories of them getting their dicks wet behind the altar.

    MM

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  11. All I heard was "we're all men and we all have dicks and we're here to use them.' All the rest was Greek to me. So get out and there use those dicks, brothers. (I'm a little horny today.)

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  12. BTW Scott, I took your little poll about having sex with straight guys. First of all I was suprised to see how many guys are into recruiting. I thought that was just a myth invented by the religious right. LOL. Having sex or wanting to have sex with a straight guy for me is not about him being straight so much as it is about him not being effeminate. I love having sex with straight acting gay guys too. Something about the fight for dominance that appeals to me to. A lot of straight guys assume that just because you're gay you'll be submissive. Not so fast buster. I love showing that I can be just as dominate as they can. It's best when it's a give and take, but sometimes I like to be taken and sometimes I like to take. If I want to have sex with an effeminate guy, I'd rather fuck a woman. LOL. Well, that's my 2 cents for the day or for what it's actually worth. Ha!

    MM

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  13. Here's a boner for you. I read the vote for straight guys and gay guys. If you are straight, you don't go with a gay guy, period. You may be straight acting, but you ain't straight. A straight guy would not go with a gay guy, and a gay guy would know enough not to make a move on a straight guy. There is straight, bi, and gay. That's it guys. I'd like to hear what others have to say.
    bj.

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  14. The pastor at our (Lutheran)church is female...Her husband is a hottie!
    Artful1

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  15. 1) Don't try to apply logic to anything the Catholic church does. It doesn't work. You may as well piss into a hurricane.
    2) When I was an altarboy, the supervisor of the altarboys was a guy about 40 who was "as queer as a $3 bill". But he was discreet; he didn't make moves on the boys. However, it's now clear that he was fooling around with a 30-something guy in the choir.

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  16. Scott, don't you remember your catechism class, where they spread the bull shit to keep everyone thinking the pope was the conduit to god, and that all priest were down the line of power from the pope.

    Anyway, there were things in place to keep priest celibate from the beginning, but the Council of Trent (13 Dec 1545 to 4 Dec 1563) is where it became church doctrine for priest to be celibate became official. Some of the reasons; decedents (sons) inheriting church property - they don't want to give up anything, more mouths for the church to feed, power in the sense that a Arch Bishop would hand power down to his son, and so forth creating a rival to the Pope himself.

    Bottom line, the church wants to keep the power over the people, to take their money, and keep them in the dark.

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  17. hey miracle rugby and me go back and forth and usualy that asshole it right. but theres 1 thing he aint getting straight w me. any guesses lol

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  18. BTW, great World Cup final! USA gave it up, but props to Japan (they definitely need some good news, for a change!).
    Artful1

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  19. To Anon at 1:59

    I think we just need to junk all the labels. What does gay and straight mean? I guarantee you every "straight" guy has boned up about another dude at some point and has feelings he just won't accept or act on because he has been so conditioned by society. It's like Scott said: "We have dicks. We were put on earth to use them. On men. On women. On both." END OF STORY

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  20. Umm, his dick in your ass? That would be my first guess. LOL

    MM

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  21. Hmm. Never thought I'd have to grapple with a theological question on this here blog. My advice: go to your priest and ask him why. I am sure there is some worthwhile reason why they are celibate.

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  22. you know scott...sometimes your dyslexia is so bad it renders you incomprensible. lol. when you say, "aint getting str8 with me" do you mean str8 as in incorrect? have i made a mistatement of fact? or did MM read ur meaning correctly that i'll never get a chance at your cherry? i'll admit...that would be a serious disappointment. ur the last notch i want to put in my belt b4 i hang it up for good. i learned a long time ago i'm not your type. you're into scrawny twink delinquents whereas i'm a muscled jock who could screw you into the wall so tight ur eyes would pop out. but the loss would be urs, not mine. hahaha! we sure do have fun though, don't we?!
    pax tibi frater culus (peace to you brother asshole).

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  23. The celibate thing is also about allegiance. First to God, second to mother church and finally to your order (Franciscan, Jesuit...)or parish. Never to your family, since your family ends with you (doesn't always work out that way though).

    And abut the poll results...(gay on straight) Suck um dry, f..k um up the ass and send um back home grinning.

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  24. Right. Fucked up thought of the day.

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  25. The Bible says that it is better for a man to remain unmarried so he can devote himself to God...but it is better to marry than burn in lust. Do I need to post the reference? Celibacy is TRULY a gift as well as a vow. A gift that most of us don't want.

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