Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Going Thru The Motions

A reader who’s pretty new to this wanted me to talk about the motions you go thru as you try to set something up with a guy, especially for the first time.  I think I’ve covered this before so I’m gonna give you some general stuff and let the other guys take over and give your experiences.  To me there’s some general rules:
1. don’t respond to a dude who’s just willing to suck or get fucked by anyone. Who the hell knows where his mouth/dong/hole have been
2. You’re gonna be scared.  Man up.  Of course I’m the last guy on the planet who should be giving this advice lol
3. Meet someplace first so you got a good feeling about him.
4. If he says ya I never done this before and then says “hey you wanna do this in a public bathroom”, RUN AWAY!
5. If your sitting in a car with a dude talking and you see his banana pushing thru his pants don’t get all carried away. Go someplace where your not gonna get your ass caught.
6. Lay the law of what your not gonna do. 

17 comments:

  1. #7 When you use the contraction for "you are", spell it "you're" instead of using the possessive "your".

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  2. I think the picture says it all! Grab his hard dick and take him wherever you want!

    Big G

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  3. @Anonymous 7:34
    Are you my English teacher from high school? I hope so; I used to jerk off to thoughts of you're tight ass all the time!

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  4. anon 1002 hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhaha

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  5. Scott--and now you know the difference between you are and your. Learn your lesson well. Your new word for the day is precipitate. All dudes using this site should know the meaning.

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  6. This really depends on the hook up participants. If it's 2 gay guys on a site like Manhunt we know why we're here. It's like shoping. You look for what you want and go for it. If you're a gay guy hunting for a str8ie you have to bring him along slow and make him feel comfortable and not threateded. Str8y wants it but will run off if he feels cornered or at risk of being outed. But once you get his pants off he'll do pretty much anything you want.

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  7. I think that the guy is the blue shirt is the hottest of the two. It also looks like the guy in the blue shirt is trying to walk the nudie around the neighborhood.
    In fact, the guy in the blue shirt looks like he is wearing police trousers. Maybe he put the guy under nude arrest.
    bj.
    P.S. As an English lesson, how about, there, their and they're. I remember a teacher picking me out of the crowd when he was teaching those three. I think that he quit the job.

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  8. In my limited experiences with straight guys (only 3) I'd say it takes a little more time (a few more emails) to set things up. Once we meet they are nervous and quiet, but once you get them going they lose inhibition. All three came under the premise of "I want a blow job from a gay guy" but most of the time in actuality was spent with them blowing me. I think straight guys want to know what it's like to suck cock they just can't admit it.

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  9. I respectfully disagree wtih the approach to curious guys (I refuse to call them straight). I take more liberties with curious guys than I ever do with other gay guys. For example, I once hooked up with a curious guy at his hotel room. We were supposed to meet in the lobby. Instead when I arrived in the parking lot I texted him and told him to open his door and be naked on the bed when I walked in. Didn't think he'd do it but a moment later he texted me his room number. Twenty minutes later I was giving his chute the dicking he wanted. Curious men want to be led. Period.

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  10. As a curious guy...how do I let a gay guy know I'm interested?

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  11. new to your blog have pissed away the last 3 hours going through old posts. your blog is freaking awesome. love the straight guys perspective.

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  12. I am so glad that others care about English. Now I wonder if any of my former students thought about ME naked and spread eagled!

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  13. @ anon 12:27 PM eye contact is big, a freindly smile that lasts a second too long, a friendly touch to the shoulder, a wink, or if you're bold, a pinch on the buttocks is an inmistakeable signal!

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  14. Anon @ 12:27 I talked to a lot of gay men before I got up the balls to play. I would tell them that I was not gay but I also was not sure what I would do if the opportunity arose. If you are talking to somebody who you know is gay, he might be up to discussing sex....that is always a good beginning. My first time began with such a discussion and led to some good action. Play safe. The first time was a bit disappointing but that was because of my expectations. My mouth and tongue seemed to know what to do instinctively!

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  15. Being a single parent for over 18 years and closeted in the deep south, the bulk of my experiences were with " straight" guys. They suck, not in a good way for boyfriends but are a fucking blast pursuing and conquering... insert huge grin here. Clever, funny comments every now and then go a long way in letting the guy know you're game. Of course being a massage therapist didn't hurt either.

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  16. Hey anon 7:48, what state do you live in ? I'm in NC, I am also closeted, Maybe we could have fun together if we live close ?, Hope you don't mind Scott posting this.

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  17. And don't forget, once you do man up - don't drink! You will be nervous enough, and the 'liquid courage' won't help your hard on. You want to be able to perform, and unless you are a hardened drinker the booze is only going to make it harder to get off.

    Mark from Pittsburgh

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