Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Have You Ever Been Caught With An Unauthorized Woodie In The Shower?

22 comments:

  1. Got caught by another dude in the dorm while I was beating off in the shower. This was a common shower room with about 6 showers in it. He pulled back the curtain on mine and we both got a surprise.

    Txchas

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  2. I was camping with my family and went to the communal camp ground shower when I thought it would be empty. As I was showering, an older guy and two cute teenagers came in. Probably a dad and son with friend. Anyway, they all got naked while talking and laughing and ignoring me. Boner! I took an extra long shower and finally got out with the towel in front of the evidence. I don't know if they noticed. I was mortified, but still couldn't get that woody to go down.

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  3. Once in college I was really horny one morning with no chance to beat off because my roomie was there, so I went to the shower room which had 4 open stalls, no curtains or anything. I concentrated on washing and ran the cold water but my dick still reddened and swelled and dangled down further than usual,about one stage away from full wood. It was early and I thought I was the only one in the room, so I turned off the shower and turned to reach for my towel and there was a guy from down the hall, naked and entering the next stall. He saw it, nodded to me and grinned, and then started his own shower. I grabbed my towel and dried off in a hurry and wrapped it around me and got back to the room, even though my dick had pulled back and shrunk from the surprise. The other guy was cool and never said a word or anything to remind me of it, and we spent three more years in the same dorm. But the memory of the embarrassment kept my dick under control in the showers from then on.

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  4. a lot of guys ask me what i consider hot, so hot that it bones me every time. these comments i just read r hot. innocent manhood stuff. and thx 4 the boner im sitting here with lol

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  5. One time, about ten years ago when I was on campus. I was looking out a window. Some tall, good looking guy was walking towards the building I was in. I guess he left class early because. He didn't have any books to cover it. He had one huge boner standing up and it was to his right. You could not help but see it. I was looking at this hot dude with this huge boner and he was in a state of what do I do. He tried putting his hand in that right pocket, it didn't work. The bell rang and others were walking up behind him. He was still out front and it was still up there, hot and pushing. He finally pulled his shirt out on the right side only to cover that beautiful dick.
    The kicker is, if he had some books he would have been able to cover it, but no books. I had a good look. Don't think that I will ever forget it.

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  6. I get what an unauthorized woodie is....so the question: what's an authorized woodie in the shower? Never mind...I think I get those all the time when I'm alone in the shower!

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  7. I was on a group trip when I was in 8th grade and it was the first time I experienced communal showers. There were about 6 or 8 shower heads around the room with no dividers. When was walking in two of the cute guys in the group were walking out butt naked. I think my dick started to plump up right away, I quickly got to a shower and faced the wall. I managed to keep it from getting a full blown boner, but it was noticeably on it's way. Not sure if anyone noticed or not!

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  8. whats with the young boys? starting to feel like kiddi porn

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  9. Yah, this was a problem in jr. high (now called middle school). As soon as I walked in the shower, with all those beautiful young men, it would plump up. I soon learned how to avoid showering after gym.

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  10. hate to be a party-popper, but anonymous at 11:11 PM, might have a legit comment, could have picked a better pic, the dude actually in the shower looks old enough, but the "boy" with the rod, and that dude behind the showers, weighs no more than 40 pounds (only can see the skinny, skinny arm), Scott, little shocked, could have found a better pic, be careful dude

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  11. anon 1111 and 1243 i think its cuz when were younger we got less control of the little bastards. guys dont get all right wing on me. this isnt kiddie porn its us growing up.

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  12. yup! and at 62 I still am getting one with the right motivation.

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  13. I am glad I don't need pharmaceuticals yet but I am also glad that my favorite body part only gets useful when I want it to now!

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  14. LOL, Anon 10:23! I am at that "certain" age (47), too. But, I must confess that the angle of my dangle has gone from acute to somewhat obtuse.

    Any guys with viagra experience want to tell me what their results were like? I would love to see the old boy stand tall against my stomach once again. Hell, an unauthorized woodie in the right situation could be fun! I am headed to Mexico in the fall...might have to make a trip to La Pharmacia!
    Celt

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  15. Holy crap! Boners in the gang showers in the military were a pretty common sight. So common, in fact, that after the first couple days nobody paid any attention whatsoever. 'Course, when you wake up in a room of 40 guys and 90% have morning wood leading them to the latrine to piss and shower, it's to be expected. Once you've seen a guys hard-on first thing in the morning, seeing it later on in the day, well, .
    We all make too much of a big deal about our cocks getting hard - it's a natural, physiological phenomenon that you really can not control; it's part of what is known in medical communities as "smooth muscle." So, seriously: Why do we all get so fuckin' embarrassed by them???

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  16. In the common open showers in the prisons you have to be VERY careful on the movements down below. If you feel blood rushing you just packup and leave. Never make eye contact...

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  17. That "boy" looks very much like a friend of short stature who now a retired Marine major, except that my friend's lover benefits from a woody with a lot more wood in it than the one in the picture. Short guys ain't all underage. - Breezyknees

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  18. Somebody better give that "boy" in the background (only see his skeletal frame) a protein shake, he looks like he weighs 60 pounds. Yuckky picture

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  19. I have to agree that the guys in this picture look very young. They may not be 18 and even though it may be an "innocent" growing up photo, it could be illegal. Really would like it if you would replace the picture.

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  20. Hell, I was that skinny into my late 20's! We all mature at different rates. I have a friend who still gets carded...looks like the guy with the woodie... And, he's 44!

    DAL in Michigan

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  21. DAL in michigan... michigan guy here too.. i was that guy even into my 20s.. love driving and jacking too.. lol
    JR in the D

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  22. Few years back I was working for a high end hotel chain. I was in charge of guest relations for sports teams, very fond memories. At any rate I was checking that the breakfast room was set and ready to go when one of the players came in to gather some grub. It was just the two of us and he was just out of the shower and in casual dress clothes. We nodded and I went about my work when I looked over and while he was making his yogurt, fruit and juice I could see he had a boner growing in his pants. He just stood there going about his business as casual as can be as his dong grew to full erection in his pants. I then began to get a stiffy and some of his team mates walked in. He did no covering, no rushing to sit down and hide it, completely casual and it's a great memory for me. For myself I left the room with my suit coat covering my bulging crotch and went straight to my office and locked the door....

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