Wednesday, July 20, 2011

How Bout A Little Head

So I think since I stared blogging I seen about 10,000 dicks.  Shapes. Sizes. Colors. Everything.  So I got a question for the bottoms in the group.  Is it easier to take it up the ass when the dudes who’s poking you has a torpedo dick (small head, thicker shaft) than it is taking it from a dude with an oversize helmet?  Can you feel the difference?

22 comments:

  1. Scott, I really think it's time for you to experiment with your ass. Go and buy some vegetables that are shaped about the size you want to try and take them all for a spin to find the one that you like. You can be curious all you want, but your going to have a plethora of new questions after you try this. Really what are you going to be out, a carrot, or cucumber. Oh and don't even think of trying this on your virgin ass if you don't have plenty of lube ready.

    I'd really like to hear your first hand experience on this issue. If you want to save a vegetable, all you have to do is ask for my cock.

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  2. guys...humor him. think of him as goldilocks. he wants us to help him select the type of dick to pop his cherry. he doesn't realize that the size and shape won't make a lot of difference. i been trying to tell him...it's WHO fucks him that counts and whether the guy really knows HOW to fuck. go ahead, help him find his "not too cold," "not too hot," "just right" dick. if it's attached to a rank amateur, it ain't gonna make much difference. it's gonna hurt and he's not gonna like it. on the other hand, if he were to find a guy who's a master with the use of his dick...he's gonna become the bottom pigboy from hell.
    cheers!

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  3. Scott, It is all about the stud. If you are really into him and if he knows how to handle your hot virgin ass, the size and shape of head won't be the issue.

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  4. If you have a choice, take the big helmet head. Once that fat head pops in your pucker, you'll be in pure heaven! A fat head along with fat shaft, your eyes will be rolling to the back of your head. Totally agree with Anonymous 4:14 - if your stud knows what he is doing - the size and shape won't be an issue.

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  5. Scott, "It ain't the meat, it's the motion..."
    Artful1

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  6. Scott,

    No veggies up your butt. For the gay guys a trip to the ER is no big deal but you straight guys are going to have a hard time explaining the ER bill or why she had to pick your car up when you're admitted to the OR to your wives. Believe me, pay the money for something designed for the purpose.It is WAY cheaper in the long run

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  7. All way too funny - every one of you's guys!!!!

    The image of Scott puzzled by the answer to his question will keep a smile on my face the rest of the day!

    Bruce (LA)

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  8. There was a TV hospital drama (ER?) several years ago, 90's maybe, where a cucumber or something was stuck up the guys ass. A doctor was walking around with an xray.

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  9. It happens ALL the time. Every ER in the country sees it all the time and it is always very embarrassing for the patient and all the staff gets a good laugh.And they are often not easily removed. Use something with a flared base or handle that was designed for this..really

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  10. Scott,
    Just to share my experience. I was topping a guy for several years and he had been a top. I would not bottom. Sometime down the road five or six years, I wanted to try and bottom. He was 6.5 or 7 inches, cut, and somewhat thick. Personally, I think that he had the nicest cock that I had ever seen. We used lube, not a lot, but used lube. He entered slowly. Once he was in, the ride was really good. Never had such a wonderful experience. When I had topped him, I rode him quite hard. From what he did to me, I then took it slow and easy. What came of it was, I had a better ejaculation because I went slower. The feeling that you are going to come intensifies. It was awesome for me. I would bottom again, with the right person.

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  11. The saying is..."the best bottoms have been the best tops." (And, I guess, the opposite holds true.) IS it just a saying??
    Artful1

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  12. OMG! DO NOT stick a veggie up your ass. Not only can it get too far and get stuck but the porous skin of most vegetables can contain bacteria that no amount of scrubbing will totally remove. Really, do not do this. Go buy a nice, smaller dildo or buttplug training kit and go slowly. Taking the time to prep your hole, get it loose, this will make a big difference. A great top will take the time and care to make your ass ready for any dick.

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  13. Big helmet... definitely!

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  14. Get one of each type of cock, strip and get on all fours. You have two holes after all! The tops can rotate so you can plenty of experience with both types of cock and you can make up your own mind.

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  15. * i used a banana, with the stem on, so it wouldn't go it,in a condom, when i was a teenager. worked fine, but now that i think about it, scary as fuck. ... what if that pointy stick had gone in!!?!?!? OUCH!

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  16. go for the thin cock, thin head, long dick if you can find it. Irish will do nicely. :) seems to be the type, generally. much more your first time, and you WILL NOT like it.

    Goal is to hit your prostate without too much pain stretching out your spincter.

    Problem with a "mushroom head but thin dick" is that it doesn't just enter once. ... think of it like poppin a plunger in and out in and out. .... Ouch.

    i have a theory that guys are naturally comfortable with one in their ass that is about the size of their own dick. ...

    Scott, if you wanna know what it's like, imagine that feeling when u just took a GREAT crap. And combine that with the feelin of just breaking the seal after u held back a wicked piss for half an hour.

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  17. by the way... try out three fingers up your own ass once. ... then spread em.

    You'll get the picture.

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  18. c'mon over Scott, and we'll let you judge for yourself. >: )

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  19. I have a thick head and shaft and I have to have alot of patience with guys who are not used to it.

    Since I like to bot too I can say that a past lover of mine had the perfect cock.... Smaller head and got thicker as it got to the base... Pure heaven.... Opened me up easy and as it went in and out the thickness stretched me and it was amazing!!

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  20. Lol what is all this aversion to veggies?

    Put a condom on it and play...

    Scott is not going to plunging things all the way in and out.... Just get something thin about 7 or 8 inches long and have fun with 3 or 4.

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  21. hey scott,
    i suggest a sphagetti squash. that'll open ya right up. hahaha!
    cheers!

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  22. Yes, the oversized helmet feels amazing!!! Also, the bigger & thicker, the better. Fingers and smaller penis kind of hurt. A big dick though is causing all kinds of sensations; pain, pleasure, etc. Banging on the prostate!!!! Out of this world.

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