Friday, July 15, 2011

How Does His Chick Do It?

I think I did a poll on this recently.  So here’s my thoughts.  I see a lot of porn pics and there’s like a zillion pics out there of dudes showing off their boners that I couldn’t give a shit about.  This one hits home.  And ya obviously dudes got a big one.  But what’s cool to me is the wedding ring.  Ya I know, could be fake. Could even be married to a guy. But to me the coolest pics are the ones where you got a straight guy figuring he’s gonna show off for his chick or try 2 bag a bitch with a text of his salami and next thing u know his schlonger is posted on a men’s website.  Freakin hilarious!

29 comments:

  1. You'd think they'd have learned something by now...especially when you've got so many distinguishing characteristics decorating your bod.. For a few no biggie but for most it's a silly chance to take

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  2. As above mentioned. He can be id by his tattoos.
    Sooner or later someone will send him his own picture.
    A while back, someone local posted a picture of their body and face. I emailed them and told them that someone just may use it against them. They don't do that anymore. Not smart.

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  3. Brent Everett, gay porn star and he is married.

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  4. What? You don't think they love having guys drool over their endowment? :)

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  5. Brent Everett married his husband, Steve Pena, in 2010. Pena is Brent's manager as well. Brent has starred in "bare-backing" films (unprotected sex).

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  6. You could tell who it was w/o seeing his face. You must be a very good observer. What was it about him the you were able to id?

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  7. You can easily tell by his tattoos. Those 2 tattoos are distinctly his.

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  8. Probably has nothing to do with what you were talking about Scott.. Have to agree nice cock on the dude, but I'll tell you even if it was just your average looking dick, I get a bone, just from knowing that a dude is married and straight. Now I know most guys will say it's because of the chase, that's not it in my case.

    Now here is the confuesd part, and I dont want to offend anyone, or put myslef down, but married straight men are everything I feel I am not..

    I love how much they love pussy, I love their confidence and their take charge apporach (in a nice way), I love how they protect their family (Daddy bear to the rescue approach)

    Now after I put my intials down some of us that know each other a little might be surprised. Now you know how I love men, never get tired of them.. the old song "so many men, so little time...

    now if you can follow this you a better man than me, If we really could be born again, I would be born totally straight (with the approach on life, live and let live) I would be that "Daddy Bear" bread winner, wife, two kids, dog, house, and I could do everthing "handy man", anything needed fixing I could do it...

    Sorry for taking up space, with my "pity pot" attitude, because now I will go back to my Dr,Jekyll and Mr Hyde personality, and be the person, that I really am... masculine looking, but certainly don't know how to do many "manly" things..and honestly don't feel very masculine..

    SJ

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  9. ah SJ,
    what am i gonna do with you? you go poking around making these silly repetitive comments about parts, and smells and hair or no hair. oftentimes you don't sign your initials but sure as shit it's you. always predictable. then lately, you go and write something like 2:04pm and you show a remarkable nobility. a shining knight on a white horse. you blow me away. go my friend, be all jekyll & hyde. you've earned the right. but SJ...show us this dr. jekyll more often. he's beautiful. show us that braveheart good fellow, your lionheart. well done good and noble knight! pax tibi frater (peace to you dear brother).
    cheers!

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  10. and SJ...when you can admit your feelings like you did...you're the most manly, masculine man i know. bravo!

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  11. rugbysex, I mean this in all honesty, you just made my day..

    Thank-you, very much..

    SJ

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  12. I have been in situations (dorms, camping, etc.) where straight guy started acting silly and pretending to be the nellyest fags. I figure they wouldn't do that at all if there was even a whisper of a hint of a suspicion that I am gay. They have me pegged as a solidly straight one of them. I quietly smile to myself and enjoy their carryings-on. For me, being gay does not mean being less of a man.- Breezyknees

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  13. SJ

    I don't remember ever seeing this side of you. I like it. I would disagree that married straight men are everything you are not. They have their own neuroses that you don't need. You are unique and wonderful, even if you can't fix my plumbing (Literally... I think you COULD fix my plumbing figuratively)

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  14. SJ, have you ever seen the cable show, "Taxi Cab Confessions"? Just last night, a lady was saying how her former bf, was such a "little boy", how needy he was. She said that because men can't (or don't) express their feelings, like women do, it makes them unable to act "mature". Now, I'm not saying this cable show is the end all, be all of analysis, but I thought what she said made sense. Like rugbysex said, expressing your feelings (like you did here) is way masculine. What's wrong with men being able to show a "softer" side to themselves? In my book, that's masculinity!! So what if you can't build that house from the ground up, who knows what's in store for you, your future. You may make your loved ones very proud, if you haven't already done that.
    Artful1

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  15. SJ
    Absolutely everything Rugby said..I don't comment often but I do read and you sell yourself short in SO many ways. I'm a str8 woman and I've known a fee straight guys in my day: I can't think of one who's "better" than u but I've known a bunch that couldn't hold a candle to u.it really pains me when I hear the conflict and hurt in your voice I don't know u personally but I KNOW you should be proud. Anyone would be lucky to have u as a friend
    PS...I always know its u even when there are no initials
    D ..

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  16. SJ
    There is great wisdom in what Artful1 said. Listen to him. And if u need any home repairs, call me Most of the over educated str8 guys I know couldn't use a screwdriver....don't believe all the stuff u hear
    d.

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  17. SD -hey some nice words coming from this crowd. No reason why you can't be exactly who you feel like. I know some some guys who are both passionate about guys and handy around the house. You can do both if that's what you feel. Me, I've always been seen as gay but had a thing for certain ladies, hate house work and but will dabble in the occasional house improvement project, fuck the shit out of my wife but need the occasional cock to suck. Its all good and little dangerous but I'm careful.

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  18. Thanks for the support dudes and ladies did not mean to take away from the post, but I was just in one of those moods, and thanks you made me feel better, and I am going to go back and read your comments again..

    But I do have to admit, I have some work to do, on my "sexuality", I don't know about anyone else and I know the part everybody has some masculine qualities and feminine qualities, but something deeper is going on, actually I would like to talk to a women, I am too embarrassed to talk to this with a dude so D, if you ever find some time, I like to talk one on one..

    I don't want to hog Scotts blog, I am a very big fan of this site...

    SJ

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  19. SJ
    I gave Scott my email once before when I sensed you wanted to talk. He's probably not going to be around till Monday but say the word and I'll leave my "Internet" email here. Believe me, I understand. You've got nothing to be embarrassed about...We've all been there in one way or another
    D

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  20. SJ -- Don't worry about the "manly fixit man" thing. My Dad could fix almost anything, but that talent & knowledge didn't transmit. It bothered me for a long time. Then I realized that his brother in law was more like me, yet I never regarded him as less than fully masculine. After all, SOMEONE needs to provide opportunities for plumbers, mechanics, carpenters and electricians to perform their labor. If you make enough money to hire them, do it and enjoy the results.

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  21. Hey SJ,
    Just email me. My email is : guistenice@yahoo.com I'm home tonight but will be gone all day tomorrow. Should be in and out Sunday. And don't you dare feel weird about it. You are a great guy.
    D

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  22. O.k here goes, and you might not hear from me in a few days, because you either not going to get this or you going to send me to another site..

    oh boy rugbysex I hope you still think of me in the same light after this...

    I dig straight dudes (oh God here goes) because it's the closest way I can be a female, 95% of the time when I am with a dude in bed, in my "Mind" I am a female, with female parts, (if your laughing, please don't tell me).. when I am with a dude, and he's sucking my cock, I have to be very careful, not to say and I have done it once or twice, yes lick my pussy and the looks i get, (is WTF) or if they are touching my nips or lightly bight them, I have been know to say, show me how you do it to your wife..

    oh this was a mistake, writing this... I say to a close friend I am half man and half women, but he does not get it, and maybe because I make a joke out of it, so he does not know I am serious...

    I do anyting in my power to act manly, and I look manly, and nobody would ever know, I thought like this..


    I think when i was a kid I buried these feelings so deep down, and having a father that I loved, but he made damn sure he didn't want a sissy in the family...

    well that's it, so I use the line from Steel Magnolias, I am too twisted for color T.V.

    So yes rugbysex, if I was born again, I would be totally striaght male, or a very femnine female...

    this coming Wednesday I will have 4 yrs soberity, no drink no drugs, so now all these feeling are surfacing...

    And that my good friends is the real SJ, and hell might as well close with this line from the Wizard of Oz, when Dorothy said to the Wizard, I don't think you have anything in that bag, that is going to help me...

    So D that's what I was going to ask you, how as a women does if fell to have sex with a guy, but now it's out, and I wake up tomorrow wishing I never wrote this..

    SJ... over and out

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  23. sj,

    there's a reason the gay logo is a rainbow. it takes a variety of colors to make something as beautiful as a rainbow. what makes life interesting is diversity. we're all on a journey of self discovery...not just scott. it's OK to own what you are. you're not less...just different. and different isn't necessarily good or bad...it's just different. hang in there buddy. we got ur back.

    cheers!

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  24. SJ
    Did you think anyone would feel differently about you? You are a great guy and if you think that each and every person that comes here doesn't have some personal struggle you'd be mistaken.

    Of course I can talk to you about what you want to know. Wouldn't be the first time someone's asked, either. You've got nothing to be embarrassed about. It might be easier though if we talked by email or iM. Send me an email when you get this and we can arrange a time that's good. I'd rather it be a conversation that me just telling you things. You may have questions and I probably will.

    Listen to Rugby. Different isn't bad. I've said it here before so you know I mean it: you are a really special person. I don't even know you and I can tell that. Go easy on yourself.
    D
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  25. SJ,
    I'm waiting to hear from you. I'm in California so the times may be funny. I'm leaving home in about 2 hours but will be back idk about 6pm PST. I'll have limited access to email but I will write as soon as I can. You better have emailed me or I'm gonna be pissed.
    D

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  26. SJ,
    I think that you are one very cool guy. I salute you. It took balls to open as you did. It's something that a real man would do!
    I remember reading one time, that no two snowflakes are alike. I think that same thing applies to people. That's what makes us so interesting and attracted to one another.
    Treat yourself to a gift.
    BJ.

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  27. The guy in the picture is a porn star? No way!

    I'm kidding. If only we could all look like that.....

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  28. SJ, You made this the most important blog entry I have read her since Scott began. You have LOTS of people pulling for you and you have NO reason to regret ANYTHING you said. Now I wish I knew you better.

    DP

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  29. hey SJ,
    now don't you go getting all distant on us. get ur ass back here. oh jeez! i can't believe i just asked SJ to start talking about tree trunk legs and musky holes again. i must be nuts! hahaha. seriously bro...come back to ur brothers and sisters soon!
    cheers!

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