Friday, July 8, 2011

If You Can’t Find A Bitch To Fuck This Weekend….

….there is an alternative

23 comments:

  1. Lots of guys have the idea that "if only they could suck themselves" that would somehow be totally awesome. They may need to rethink that, as sucking yourself happens to be like tickling yourself or sucking your own finger... it just ain't all that one might think it is or could be. There's no connenction with another person, so the "unknown" is out of the equation. How hot is it to suck your own finger, or lick some part of your body you can reach... not all that exciting, no? So, don't be so envious of those who can self-suck, as I belive it's highly overrated.

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  2. oh for god's sake scott! your latest poll! jesus! try to expand your mind. you should have allowed us to select more than one answer. so here's my vote: ALL of the above!!! Word! I'd give you a list of places I can remember but it would exceed the word count permitted for comments. think slut.
    cheers!

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  3. in a gym,in a health club,in a restaurant,in a bar, in public restrooms(from gas stations to airports),in an opera house,in a boat,on a plane, on a train,in a car,in a video arcade,in a fitting room,in a pay phone,in a toll booth,in an indoor public pool,in a classroom,in a barn,on a fire truck,in a stable,in a factory,in the hospital,in many offices,in a movie theatre,in a carriage house,in two auditoriums,in a church,in a lifeguard's shack,in a marine barracks,in the U.S. Capitol,on a ski lift,in a frat house,in twickenham stadium,in the louvre,in a cabana,and my favorite...in a benedictine abbey...to name a few that i can remember.

    don't believe me? hell if i care! who could make that shit up?! I told ya...think slut!
    cheers!

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  4. For Rugysex,
    You delivered mail to all of those places?
    bj
    p.s. Have a good one!

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  5. If you take a close look at the picture of, This is the alternative, and the picture that you first see when you come on this site. Those two guys look like on in the same.
    bj
    p.s. To self indulge

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  6. Scott, You need a poll that is opposite this one......"If you were a curious guy, where did you first satisfy that curiosity?" We would have only one answer!

    DP

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  7. "Now that's what I call hell of a "protein shake", have to tell the dudes at the gym"..

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  8. I'm with Rugby, one choice was waay too limiting. Put me in for "All the above" as well.I'm thinking we must be astrological twins or something close very similar places. But the US Capital? You ARE my hero.

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  9. pas de tout monsieur MC. it was actually fun trying to recall them. if scott hadn't lumped together all outside hook-ups, i could have had REAL fun.
    cheers buddy!

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  10. Anon 9.43
    That guy in the picture is exercising his favorite part, his tool and getting great exiting pleasure from it. What he is doing is not like sucking your finger, or trying to tickle yourself. If the juice hits the spot before his pleasure is fulfilled, then he is enjoying his exercise.

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  11. I agree with anonymous at 5:50 pm, dude at anonymous at 9:43 pm July 9..are you a chick, your totally wrong, maybe you don't like head.. comparing sucking your cock to sucking your thumb, man of the stupidest comments I heard on this site..

    If I could suck my cock and lick my own balls I would do it in a New York second..

    O.k got it, tickle me Elmo..

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  12. I've gotta agree with anon at 5:50pm and anon at 11:12pm. I've had my thumb sucked by others, and it felt no different than sucking it myself, 'cept that my mouth had something to do too. By that logic, than sucking my own cock would feel as good as having another suck my cock. And, my mouth would have something to do, too! You can't convince me that wouldn't be awesome!!!

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  13. I just tried sucking my thumb (have not done that since the age of 2),and didn't do a damn thing, tickled my belly, did not get get a chuckle out of me, but man I used my hand and pulled my "pud", ahhhhhhhh felt so good, I was left with a nice warm gooey mess.. And I am damn sure if I could suck my own cock and I don't just mean a little lick , I mean a good old fashioned "suck job" I would make a gooey mess too, right down my throat..only if dreams could "cum" true...

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  14. OK Rugby Sex we get it. You've had sex with several straighties. Now go take a cold shower and get over yourself.

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  15. Geez, I get hard just thinking if I could self-suck, I have a beefy muscular frame, so I definitely can't "peel" my own banana, and man I have tried. Nope have to leave that job to a "cocksucker" dude or chick, doesn't matter, as long as they hit the nuts, and make me shoot..

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  16. I'd like to add something to what I typed at 5.50.
    Doing yourself would be like masturbating. I imagine it would be a frigging frenzy when one is doing oneself, especially when the climax part starts to occur. What a wipe out it has to be. Just imagine the rhythm that you use when jerking off. The frenzy would be awesome. I guess that there are reasons why we are physically designed not to be able to self indulge. At least, the majority of us. If anyone can, let us know how it is!

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  17. do i detect a note of hostility mon cher @ 9:03am? certainly not jealousy. i just luv peeps who sit in the shadows and throw spitballs. so courageous. well fire away. i don't take you or myself seriously.
    cheers!

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  18. WHY DOES A DOG LICK HIS BALLS????????

    Because he can.....heehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!

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  19. self-sucking is a privilege bestowed on only a rare few. otherwise the species would cease to exist.

    great to see you back, scottie.

    Eric

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  20. Well here's one not so "limber" dude that would love to have the privilege bestowed on him.

    Heck, I pull my meat everyday, I am pretty sure, I would "self-suck" two, the "two" is for both my balls, that I would give a gook licking too.

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  21. Hey, I like your blog. I just found it, and this post in particular is really helpful.

    Chris

    p.s. is that you in the header picture? You're a stud!

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  22. If i could self suck I'd probably never leave the house!

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