Some of my favorite porn is watching dudes JO. I like checking out technique. I like the looks on their faces. I like watching the jizz fly. But what I like most is their reaction as they shoot.
The Casual Cummer – guy squirts with almost no reaction. Dude must whack off too much.
The Ducker – These are the guys who know their junk is destined for the headboard or a self facial if they’re not careful. The look on their face is like “INCOMING!”
Surprise – Didn’t they see it coming? These guys have a look of a surprise when they shoot. Didn’t they read the users manual?
The Creamer – These guys are my favorite. Big loads that barely hit their belly and their already scooping it up and eating it. Like body builders craving protein.
Open The Door Jesus I’m Coming In – These are the guys who look most thankful that they’re men. Total unbridled ecstasy.
Monkeyface – This is my category. No, I’m not proud of it. Yes, I realize this is going to subject me to the butt of a lot of comments. But hey, I tell the truth – good, bad, or Simeone
The Grunter – I’ve seen this first hand with a dude I jacked with. Like a cattle prods going up his ass. Loud and tribal. But it was hot as hell to watch. And hear.