Friday, July 1, 2011

“I’m Gonna Cum….I’m Gonna Cum….”

Some of my favorite porn is watching dudes JO.  I like checking out technique. I like the looks on their faces. I like watching the jizz fly.  But what I like most is their reaction as they shoot.
The Casual Cummer – guy squirts with almost no reaction.  Dude must whack off too much.
The Ducker – These are the guys who know their junk is destined for the headboard or a self facial if they’re not careful. The look on their face is like “INCOMING!”
Surprise – Didn’t they see it coming?  These guys have a look of a surprise when they shoot.  Didn’t they read the users manual?
The Creamer – These guys are my favorite.  Big loads that barely hit their belly and their already scooping it up and eating it.  Like body builders craving protein. 
Open The Door Jesus I’m Coming In – These are the guys who look most thankful that they’re men.  Total unbridled ecstasy. 
Monkeyface – This is my category.  No, I’m not proud of it.  Yes, I realize this is going to subject me to the butt of a lot of comments.  But hey, I tell the truth – good, bad, or Simeone
The Grunter – I’ve seen this first hand with a dude I jacked with.  Like a cattle prods going up his ass. Loud and tribal. But it was hot as hell to watch.  And hear. 

27 comments:

  1. Fuckin' cracked me up bright and early this morning! I'd never thought about the deed in SO many varied ways Scott! Is it ANY wonder that you're the man?!?

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  2. Scott,
    Maybe you will show give us a demonstration. Maybe there should be a contest on cam 4.
    Here's a question that you may want to ask your bi, gay and str readers, how often do you think of having male to male sex?

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  3. Lol that was awesome... Sooo funny.

    Personally I'm a grunter sometimes... Trend to shoot alot especially if real horny so a creamer too? When I was younger def more of a ducker...

    The dude I'm swing now sounds like a wounded animal when he cums but its awesome... Perhaps another post about the noises guys make

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  4. So what's a monkeyface exactly?

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  5. Scott I could be wrong, but there was a post and your wife said you make the "monkey face" when you going to "unload", I laughed my ass off then, and laughing my ass off again..

    I suck a lot of cock, 99% of the time the dude accounces he going to "ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccuuuuuuuuuummmmmm" wich is a total turn on for me ( I think it's just in our nature to shout it out...

    I have been with all the kinds you mention above, even with the "monkey faces"...lol...

    Personally when I cum, I am a mixture of "Open The Door Jesus I’m Coming In" and "the Grunter", now I know I get a glazed look and go cross-eyed when I cum, so I don't know if that qualifies for the "Monkey Face"..lmbao"...

    SJ

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  6. sj,
    I was watching the tennis match. I saw Djocovic lean forward waiting for the ball to come to him. He has a beautiful ass. Nice to look at and I thought of you.
    bj.

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  7. Thanks BJ, I do like me some hairy man ass, I have to check this Djocovic dude out.

    Hey buddy if have a great 4th.. SO what kind of "cummer" are you, do you make a "Monkey Face" like Scotty Boy.. I feel for his wife, having to look at that mug he makes as he's hitting her with all his sticky mess

    SJ

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  8. When I start getting close. I tense up my legs and body, and just try to not let it go. I hold back until it has a mind of its own and it is the wildest of experience. I make noise and say, Jesus. I would not want anyone to take a look at my face. It has to be showing all of the pleasure.
    When I'm being done and get close, I too say, I'm cumming. It's even better when you go for the second time. Awesome. One mind blower.
    Oneonta Town

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  9. I never understand the casual cummer, or the dead in the eyes cummer as I call them. I jet don't get the blank, vacant expression during such an intense, pleasurable moment. At least crack a smile. Those boys need some primal scream therapy.

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  10. Hey Scott - That's my favorite kind of porn too, but what else would you expect from the the Whackman, right? I think maybe we need to get together for a solo-action porn-fest. You'll make the monkey face and I'll be the "Open the Door Jesus, I'm Cummin' In" guy. Hey, I'd even be willing to swap hand-jobs.

    I definitely announce it, too. Not loudly; more in a moderated, low tone. The legs spread out wide, the cock gets super hard, and there it is: "I'm gonna cum." and then "Oh, fuck, yeah." as I spray myself with jizz.

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  11. When you sucking cock, there are definite signs he going to "get off", if he has nice hanging nuts, they won't be hanging long, they go high and real tight, some dudes literally can't stop their toes from curling, and some go into short body spasms..and oh yes before the jizz even comes out there is an announcement from the Dude, Oh shit I am going to cum, (repeated about three times) and sure as hell, with some launguage from the dude that ranges from a rating of R to XXX, that mess could be flying anywhere, and there is no stopping it... Oh glory be to God, I love it.

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  12. I'm probably more of a monkey face than I would like to admit also, but then again, I've never really looked the mirror while jacking off. Usually my cock in my hands is the focus of my attention.

    As for the user manual, stop hording it and let other borrow it. Just wondering if there are any techniques that I don't know about that could add some pleasure between me and my hand.

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  13. Anon 8:33am hit my changes in style on the HEAD (so to speak LOL) grunter most the time now... creamer if its been AWHILE (and very seldom can keep my hands off IT THAT LONG)... and earlier in life a definite DUCKER...INCOMING lol BEST POST EVER...SCOTT!!

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  14. I am all of the above.
    Without a doubt, I give thanks. My body stiffens. My legs stiffen and I guess I could say that I go into a spasm. The sensation is just unreal. I try and delay the ejaculation as long as I can, and then it is just a pumping station. It is primal,it is beautiful. When I am being done, I say, I'm getting close, I'm getting close, I'm cumming and there it pumps. It's like shots.It is one of the best pleasures a guy can have and a guy can share.
    bj.
    p.s. I don't know if I make a monkey face, but I do know that I don't look like a photo shot of Brad Pitt.

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  15. too funny anonymous at 1:10 pm, you know what I like when two dudes are getting off, in general we know how it feels when we get off, so we think nothing of the things we do, grunting, toe curling, body spasms, announcements, foul language, "monkey faces" the need to nap after we are spent, the enjoyment we get when the dude were getting off,shoots for the sky, etc, etc,

    When chicks talk and they do, they think we are some kind of creature from outta space...lol...

    btw anonymous at 1:10 pm, I don't know either if I make the "monkey face" but I know that I don't look like the face of Matt Damon...lol... love to see what "type" he is, when he jizzes out....

    ps, and since it's near the 4th, when I do get off it's like Christmas, the 4th, and New Year's EVE, all rolled into one...

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  16. Man I love to solo and mutual porn. Sure I like the tag team ass plowing stuff too but I keep going back to the solo and mutual stuff time and again. I don't know if that is because of a universal connection or something else but I totally dig it.
    Celt

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  17. There's something masochistically hot about the casual cummer. It's like not being able to please your master.

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  18. Ain't nothin better than a dude who's never selfed before or blown a big one from a bate and he totally pisses out a squirter of a load into his own face. That is just the horniest thing to watch ever.

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  19. For 3.11pm.
    I agree with you. It's like the 4th of July. It is the one thing that man can do to bring personal pleasure and experience what the other side of the universe is like. Sometimes, during the night, it just may be the way that I turn, and I feel a sensation of a sheet going over my shaft and the sensation is so cool and so good that it wakes me up. Self pleasure is a must.
    Another time, I was with a friend and he was well hung and he did something different. I thought that his pinky would be at the end of his shaft,but he had turned his had around and worked it well. I was down at his side, and when he shot, it went about eighteen inches up in the air in a stream. Then some more of it just kept pumping. It was awesome to see. He had told me, that when he gets off alone, he puts his hand on it and just rubs it on himself. That's what I did for him, but my hand on it and rubbed it right up to his chest. We were both pleased.
    bj.
    P.S. You can never be lonely when willy wakes you up during the night. It's another of physical exercise, and what an exercise it is. I'm glad that I am a man!

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  20. eld - monkey face = staring directly ahead like a deer in the headlights mouth wide open in more of an oval tahn a circle with eyes squinted. usually accompanied by the sounds "oooo...ooo...ooo" (rhymes with who...who...who). got it?

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  21. Oh Scott we get it, and so won't your wife "see" it Sat night.. You will embarrassed (but as a man we know you can't help it) and she will have a good laugh.!! lol.

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  22. So Scott, what one are you? ;)

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  23. Dude stay awake, he told you what one, please do your homework..

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  24. Oh man, that is too much Scott, at 8:22 pm, your actually mean your wife has to see that everytime you get off, she does deserve our sympathy..lol

    Everytime I see a card with a monkey face or go to the zoo, I will be thinking you, "catching your nut"...

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  25. After reading what a monkey face is, I now know why the divorce rate is so high in this country.

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  26. that last category (Grunter) includes the Howlers, Screamers, Thrashers, etc. - i hope :)

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  27. Love it, Love it, love it, anonymous at 7:42am, July4th, Scott's wife should throw him a banana after he "gets off"..lol...

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