Monday, July 25, 2011

We'll Do Anything To Get Off

14 comments:

  1. I'm not sure I'd do what the guy in the pic is doing. But I do have a buddy who told me that when he was in high school, he was always on the lookout for something to get him off. One day he took his Mom's cold uncooked meatloaf out of the fridge and fucked it. After he was done, put it back in the shape he found it and put it back. Yep~she cooked it and they had it for dinner that night.

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  2. Oh no, wtf, watch where you put you cock, it just might not "cum" back attached. Then life would just would not be as much fun, well for me anyways, I make sure I stick it in any stupid places. Whick leads me to say dumb pic.

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  3. OOPS MEANT TO SAY "I DON'T FREAKING STICK MY COCK IN ANYPLACE UNSAFE",

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  4. meatloaf,watermellon,jello--whatever feels good and is safe

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  5. Some guys will do absolutely anything in the pursuit of sensation. True story: I saw this with my own two eyes. Turns out this guy is into urethral play but instead of the more customary sounding wands or knitting needles or even bic pens, his device of choice is a toothbrush. Bristles first inserted into his penis. He would usually tie a string around the end to facilitate moving it in and out but this night the string came off. Yes, you're right. To the OR he went. His xrays were entered into our "hall of fame". Quite the sight!

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  6. There is only one way my cock would ever enter the tailpipe of an automobile, and that is on a dare that really wouldn't want to loose. Even then the humiliation of having a picture of my cock in a tailpipe would greatly have to be out weighted with the payback.

    The guy in the pic looks like he's doing it just for fun, stupid fuck, if he looses his cock, he deserves it for sticking it into thinks where god never intended.

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  7. Amen to that anonymous at 7:04 PM, dumb fuckers.. I wish the car would take off, and he coudn't "ahh get undone"...see if he would do that agian. heheheheheheheheh

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  8. This guy has got his car keys at hand to make sure no one drives off with his cock. He's also wearing a helmet to hide his face, although, if it's his car, the licence plate is a give-away. He lives in Var, France, major towns Toulon and St Tropez. The name of the garage which provided the plate is clearly visible. Maybe the mechanics already have this pic pinned to the workshop wall and have a chuckle whenever he brings his car in for service.

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  9. This pic is so posed that there is NO WAY he is getting off. Just showing that any hole is worth a picture to him. It was probably a dare. He is not even naked!

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  10. Getting off in the picture is about being almost naked, in a helmet, posing for the camera. It's not about where he's sticking it.

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  11. I love jackin in and around cars. I sometimes rub my cock to the spare tire(especially mud tires like hankook dynamic and dynapro mt) at the back of the car and cum on it... Got the idea?;)

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  12. Been there, done that - tailpipe of a dirt bike, cup in the green of a golf course followed up by using the ball cleaner, suction hose of a hoover... Young and horny is a very powerful thing.

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  13. group of my buddies, did the "watermelon squish fuck", now that was great, and safe.

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