Tuesday, August 16, 2011

OH FUCK YA

Ever get a boner that feels like the cap is gonna pop off? The kind where it turns purple and it actually hurts? It doesn’t happen often with me but it happens. Tats when I go to church and thank god I’m a man.  Ya know I’ve tried getting those power bones by jacking off but I don’t think you can.  I can only get em when I’m with someone. Maybe I’m not the prolific jacker I thought I was.  Skilled and talented, but not  prolific lol.

36 comments:

  1. Practice makes perfect, Scott. Keep practicing.

    DP

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  2. Ever get a boner that feels like the cap is gonna pop off? The kind where it turns purple and it actually hurts? It doesn’t happen often with me but it happens. Tats when I go to church and thank god I’m a man.

    It always puzzles me when you say this "thank god I'm a man" stuff when you're talking about sexuality and masturbation and stuff. It's not like women can't enjoy their sexuality, and get so engorged it hurts, and have mind-blowing orgasms too!

    You might as well say "thank god I'm a human being." Or even "thank god I'm a mammal"*

    *although actually I've seen a tortoise have an orgasm and that looked like it was enjoying the hell out of it too... so maybe just "thank god I'm an animal?"

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  3. Scott, I can get that feeling when I jack off as your describe, "feels like the cap is gonna pop off".. I have a photogenic memory and when I come home from the gym, and remember everything I saw, I beat the poor "little bastard", till he gets all purplish and angry and shots its venom at me.. oh yes indeed.. I do a better job most times myself.. because when I am reliving the scene I know when to jack harder like (aka: beefy hairy ass in front of me in the showers)....

    OH yeah, that capped head is ready to explode on the dude in the pic, nice hairy legs on him too...hehehehe

    SJ

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  4. YES wow I thought that only happened to me, whenever I get head I swear my dick is thicker and a fucking inch longer! I'm guessing I also shoot more but I can never be sure since it goes right in the girls/guys mouth.

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  5. Sweet, anonymous at 3:49 pm.. that's all I have to say, I would take every last drop from your mushroom capped head.. Pop right in my mouth..

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  6. I thought I was the only one that turned purple. Thought something was wrong! And yes, I only get those when I'm with someone. Doesn't happen flying solo.

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  7. Some Chick, since when do women have a penis? A woman may enjoy her sexuality in an equally exciting way, but it ain't gonna be because she can do a mushroom head. Sorry babe. We guys got the corner on that market.

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  8. I am sort of known for my rock-hard boners. They won't go down even after I shoot, until after what seems like an agonizingly, extremely sensitive, long time. I also dribble precum like a leaky faucet. I thought all men were like that, until I learned otherwise. The head swells and stays that way until I finally deflate. It must be some weird genetic thing.

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  9. baby yor outta yor league on this 1. u can never convince me that women love their pussy like we love r dicks. just not gonna happen.

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  10. Oh yes, that dude has an angry looking purplish cockhead, and it's mostly attributed to the dude that is on his balls and near his taint..oh yeah not too many "pricks" can stand that kind of pressure.. lmbfao..oh yeah big time..

    So funny you "straight dudes" "oh don't go near near there, oh fuck", SQUIRT... "AHH, SHIT DUDE, THAT WAS NOT FOR ME"....

    right, and a bear doesn't shit in the woods..

    Give me a break, most chicks do not give rimmers, sorry it's a fact, "butt" (yes pun intended, dudes into dudes on the most part will. and love it..

    THE END/OVER AND OUT

    SJ

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  11. Scott you really got me with this post about mushrooms today. You mentioned you only get the really good mushrooms when you're with someone as opposed to alone. Me too. I think it has to do with the fact that blood flow is increased by 2 kinds of stimulus - one is physical stimulus, and the other is mental/emotional. I think the emotional stimulus is stronger and makes the blood flow faster, stronger. Something about the immediate attention and presence of another horny person gets the blood flowing right away. Maybe it's pheremones?

    I feel all funny in my pants.

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  12. Anon0552,you should be very happy with that gift. I'm jealous.

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  13. this dude won't need gel in his hair he's about to get some nice sticky goo that he can comb in, if he keeps his tongue in the dude's hole...that's a sure way to make a dude shoot..

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  14. @Scott - Well, my pussy is ok and all, but I AM in love with my clit. Which, anatomically speaking, is basically a lady-dick. :D

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  15. Yeah but, some chick, anonymous at 9:35 AM, do you play with your clit, 10 times a day (I mean one way or another guys are touching it, rubbing it, fondling it, choking it, pulling it, adjusting it, tugging at it, shaking it, snapping it, fondling our cocks.. and most of the times the end result is one big gooey mess.

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  16. Some chick,

    Since I don't have a clit, I can only imagine how you use it. It still seems to this ignorant male that comparing a clit to a cock is like comparing a string bean to a cucumber.

    Then again, I don't have a clit. Never will.

    DP

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  17. Lmao, DP, anonymous at 1:43 Pm..

    but this is to some chick, I would love to be a women for a day, and experience having my clit licked by a big brute of a guy, and then experience his thick curved cock fucking my pussy, till he makes be big for him to make me have the big "O", and then have him pull out and spread his seed all over my pussy and stomach.. I bet my nipples would be perky solid nips..

    PS: and I want it in the "missionay postion" why? becasue he's the man and I am spreading my legs for him...(hey want can I say I am I have a twisted mind)

    "butt I don't want the hairy brute banging me in my ass..

    SJ

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  18. Anon at 11:04 AM - Basically? Yeah. When I'm at home chilling, or in another private place, I AM always touching/fondling/rearranging/resting my hand there.

    My guy actually tells me off for it sometimes. :D

    The same goes for my tits, except that I sometime find myself doing *that* absent-mindedly even when I am in public.

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  19. Holy Moly, you are something else "some chick", I am speechless.

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  20. I agree, Some Chick. Guys think they're cornered the market on a good thing : ) Until the Victorian era not having orgasm was thought to bring on disease and doctors were specifically trained in how to "give" a woman an orgasm as part of medical treatment. It wasn't until the Victorian era women who were sexual were thought to be sick.

    Most women have relearned their bodies and we are just as fond of ours as you are of yours. AND, we are much more easily multi orgasmic AND we get better with age!! So take that! LOL
    D

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  21. Please do not be too scandalised anon @4:42 - I am mostly quite ladylike. Mostly. >_>

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  22. Wow, but it is a known fact that males masturbate, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, than women

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  23. That's 'cause yours is so much more accessible. Like a previous commnet mentioned, you have contact with it all day. Women have to plan more but that doesn't mean they don't enjoy it. But I will admit it's different: it's not social the way it is for guys and women mostly masturbate to different things but don't kid yourself, they do it. They're just not telling you about it as a rule....Oh, and I think your "muches" are overstated by quite a bit..

    D

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  24. no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, they are not, don't see too many vids of women rubbing the clit in groups. Like men pulling their puds.

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  25. Actually anon @11:25, there are a LOT of lesbian-run masturbation 'workshops.'

    Practically speaking, they mostly involve women rubbing their clit in groups.

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  26. Some Chick,
    That's been going on since Our Bodies Ourselves was published but isn't widespread or something that str8 women have embraced. It was more a political, feminist statement. Certainly not like guys have always done. Not the group thing, anyway but from that movement has sprung places like Good Vibrations which is a woman friendly ABS.

    These guys seem to have the impression that women seldom masturbate at all. But we know better...lol

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  27. Well, group masturbation really isn't something that straight *men* are all that keen on either, despite the fond fantasies of some of the commenters here.

    But if it were then I'd say that all it proves is that guys are a lot more homoerotic than women. :D

    AND GOD BLESS THEM FOR THAT.

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  28. Str8 men don't practice the "art" widely into adulthood the way some would make it seem. But some st8 men do have considerable experience from puberty into young manhood. After that, I agree, it's more of a homoerotic thing

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  29. Too funny, just picturing men going to a "gay run "workshop" to learn how to pull their puds".

    hell men don't need "workshops", we just get together after work, put on some porn, grab the lube and start pulling. Some guys will touch another dude some don't..

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  30. You don't see many female clit vids because it is not as visually appealing to see a woman playing with her pleasure center as it is to see a man stimulating his huge hard cock. a hand on a cock is worth two in a fold!

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  31. SJ,

    I would like to be a woman for one sexual encounter (not at ALL interested in their lifesyle, though, they are from Venus). I always prefer the missionary position as I like to see the face of my partner as we play. I also like to kiss during thrusting and I would want his hands on my breasts as we got more and more excited. If I were a woman (a VERY hard thought to imagine), I would want to feel his seed splash over my insides as we hit our climaxes.

    I have never thought about this before but it IS interesting.

    DP

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  32. Ive read this blog for a long time but never commented. Had to on this one. I love that feeling and have never heard anyone else talk about it or describe it in such a perfect way. Thanks Scott! Keep up the great blog!

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  33. 10:32,

    Now that you have broken your hymen on commenting, please comment whenever the urge hits you. As you can tell from my comments, coherence is optional.

    DP

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  34. DP

    Thanks DP! Ive started commenting and dont plan on stopping. An honestly straight curious guy here who is addicted to the blog. Cum for the pictures and stay for the comments.

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