Wednesday, August 10, 2011

They It Be

Yep.  There it is.  No hiding.  Nothing to be ashmed of.  Ass? Check.  Nuts? Check. Shaft? Check.  Dickhead? Check.  Assole? Bingo.  Does this pose just happen in porn or have any of you ever had a dude actually lay himself out for you like this?

22 comments:

  1. Oh yes, every night when I close my eyes and "snapping my carrot" to beat the band, o.k you got me, sometimes my dude is a little hairier and he's sitting on my face...cock, shaft, nuts, nutsac, hell it's all good...

    SJ

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  2. I do that for my wife...but she doesn't appreciate it!
    Celt

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  3. Before I even realized what masturbation was, I would do this and other similar things. My goal from being a position like this was to put pressure on the base of my cock, and hump things till I came. I remember this from before I could even produce ejaculate (that means cum, Scott.)

    It was all about the pressure that I could feel at the base of my cock as it was in this position. For porn, this is just a shot, for me it was masturbation for most of my young adult life.

    Brings back fond memories, when my only access to anything porn like, was the underwear section of the J C Penny's catalog, maybe that is why I like tighty whiteys on guys.

    am

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  4. Celt, anonymous at 5:04 PM, laughing my ass off, yup women just don't get it..

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  5. Scott--I'm gonna have to say it's only a porn pose...at least in my life experience. I've never had the fortune to have a sweet ass, cock, and balls presented to me like this guy is. But man--what a hot fucking fantasy!

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  6. Celt,
    You can do that for me anytime you like!!! Be assured, I'd more than appreciate it!
    There's a guy that I know of, who was at a bar with a friend of mine. They were entertaining some girls. The guy had a boner and it was standing up in his jeans. He turned around and brought the head and some of the shaft out and above his waistline. He turned and looked at the girls and said, "Do you want to see my tumor?" He pulled his shirt up and there it was, crown and shaft.That's how women react to a very good thing. Fortunately, guys know what to do with it. Celt, I'm up for it!
    bj.

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  7. Recently, I have been watching, when I can, some of the wear wolf programming. There is a guy on there who becomes the wolf. The guy in today's picture looks like him big time. That guy on the program, also has a great body.
    bj

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  8. Anon @ 5:42
    That’s what is so wonderful about 69. You get in position, swallow the head, then rub your tongue, lower lip and teeth on that spot you’re speaking of. If you don’t know to deep throat a guy, just let him gently keep pushing till you open up. It’s just like taking it up the ass the first time. Slow and gentle.
    By the way, have you any of you noticed? The cock in the pic is at LEAST ten inches.

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  9. Yep, just recently. You can read all it. Did you mean They Be It? Or There It Be?

    MM

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  10. All you have to do is ask a guy to do this for you. He will likely comply. I love having a guy do this - a feast for my eyes, nose and tongue. Yum.

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  11. Genedancer,

    How does one learn how to give a good BJ? I found myself nibbling on a nice ten inch hard cock today. Even when I had it all the way in my mouth, I could put both hands around it. He said, "Deeper" and I almost choked. How do I get my throat to open?

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  12. i have a king-sized bed that's slightly elevated. in my little repetoire, this is "str8 dude newbie" postion #3. you get the guy to stand by the side of the bed, arrange his junk just like the photo and lean on the bed. start at the tip of his dick and lick all the way up. never had a guy who didn't let out a huge moan when i hit his hole. reverse direction. this is how i teach a guy that his ass is a pleasure center. see what you're missing scott. come on down.
    cheers!

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  13. i forgot i was talking to scott. i'd better add that i use my tongue in this little exercise. he might not have figured that out. LMFAO.
    cheers again!

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  14. Sure Scott guys get that pose all the time. It is called a salad (because all those different fruits and vegetables are displayed) And when you work a guy over in that position it is called "tossing his salad"

    Benchpecs

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  15. Oh Benchpecs,anonymous at 9:16 am, Aug11, I really put out a good "tossed salad", I get orders everyday for them, and I always come thru for my "patrons"..

    SJ

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  16. My husband is like that at lest twice weekly

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  17. Rubgysex - I'm thinking about your tongue working it's way up my shaft as I stand by your bed, with your tongue ending on my smooth hole as you tongue fuck me deep and hard - thanks for the morning boner dude! :)

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  18. Rugysex,
    Thanks for sharing. If I get the opportunity to use your technique, I will let you know. I love to hear moans.
    I remember when a guy gave me a rim job. Never had one, and I can tell you, I thought that I was going through the roof. It was awesome.
    Thanks,
    bj.

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  19. Oh yeah, rimmers rule!! They are totally awesome, when you giving one to a dude, and he doesn't make one peep... hell check he might be dead..

    SJ

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  20. @1:48pm
    ha! glad to hear it "moved" you. i never cease to be amazed at a str8 dude's reaction discovering for the 1st time that his ass is a pleasure center. the look on their faces is priceless. and in that particular position it links the sensation to their dicks. it's like OMG...what's that???!!! it usually leads to "newbie positions 4,5 & 6" ha!
    cheers!

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  21. bj,
    b sure to keep us informed bro.
    cheers!

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  22. "toss salad" anyone?

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