Thursday, August 11, 2011

Who’s He Calling?

a.       Mom, for money for clothes
b.      Airport baggage claim, to see where his luggage is
c.       Police, to report those bad gay boys stole his clothes
d.      His chick, to tell her he’s found a 3rd to join them
e.       His weird Uncle Fred, to let him know they’re ready for the “advanced manhood training” class Fred teaches

31 comments:

  1. None of the above, (chick my ass) he's calling SJ, because their in the mood to just lie back and have me work on them from head to toe. Hairy pits, nice bods, uncut, and cut cocks, oww and ahh, about their muscles, let me tongue their hairy holes, and yup treat them to some good old fashioned toe sucking..oh and what do I get, two massive globs of cum, all over me..

    Nope not too many chicks will attack the male body like me..heheheheheh

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  2. Pizza delivery?

    MattB

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  3. Scott, they're calling you and asking "What's the hold-up, we can't wait forever, get your ass over here right NOW! The sling is resserved for only one hour."
    Artful1

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  4. Dow Jones? Na, they look too happy!!!!

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  5. Bally's Total Fitness, to see if they have a sauna and a steam room?

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  6. "Dear, I'm going to be later than I thought. The meeting hit a snag but I promise you I am coming."

    DP

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  7. Hell I am really horny today, so yes a tag team with my buddy sounds great. so yes one little call "hey baby, you know what you always wanted for your birthday, well com-on over". Ca-ching!!!!

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  8. The bodies are beautiful. The tattoos do absolutely nothing for them. They may as well have smeared on ink with a paper towel. - Breezyknees

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  9. "Yes, I like to order two "tuna boats", and could you please hurry, my buddy and me, really feel like eating out today"!!

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  10. "Hi dad, I've just got engaged."

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  11. "Hi, honey!...Yeah, I'm afraid the Old Goat has extended the work retreat AGAIN...I know, right? Just like last year, huh. What bullshit!...Yeah, listen I'll cum as soon as I can...What?...No, I didn't! I said I'd come HOME as soon as I can...Yes, dear, it's a real drag. But I'll suck it up - like I always do!...Right. See you in a few more days..."

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  12. Breezyknees,

    What tattoos? I was too busy noticing their mouths and tongues (that is a euphemism) to see any tattoos.

    DP

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  13. Yeah hi, running late again. I'm showing a dude the lake cabin with the five acres. He wants a place to do a little fishing.

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  14. "Sure Mom, I am behaving, just "hanging" out with a buddy of mine", yes Mom I am eating and keeping healthy, in fact we are getting ready to chow down on something right now, talk to you later Mom"!!

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  15. "yes sir, we know were on call, chief, yes we know how hot and dry the woods are, and we are one step ahead of you, where about to test our hoses out right now, your welcomed sir, we take our jobs very serious".

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  16. "sure we can see you, your tities are hot, what you always wanted to do it with two brothers, well what are you waiting for, get you sweet pussy down here, and we will take good care of you".

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  17. "Dude we just got here and everyone is dressed, What????? I thought you said come with your cock out, not come to the cook out"

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  18. "Uhh...I thought you said dinner was formal attire!"
    Artful1

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  19. "yeah dude, pass the word around sausage fest tonight, I already have guests arriving, yeah, I don't care what kind, sweet, hot Italian, Polish, Swedish, every one's welcome, OK, great see you at 7"

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  20. Could be San Onofre off camp pendelton. That is just up the coast from Blacks so they can look very similar. San Onofre has a gay nude section (unofficial)

    Benchpecs

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  21. " What's that you say miss, you have a burning bush, oh sweet, I mean oh my, listen we will be over in a few, with two high power hoses, that will hose your bush right down".

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  22. "yeah so, it's looks like an elephant's trunk, why don't you come over and feed it some peanuts", and then I'll show you what it's used for..

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  23. Honey, I promise I'll be home soon, I know I have told you that a thousand times, but you know how it is, have to kiss ass around here, work you ass off, bust your balls, and then maybe I might get a raise or they just might stick it to me again "butt" good, I love you too baby, but have to go things are starting to come up".

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  24. " Who's this, Joe's manscaping, sorry Joe no work to be done here, my buddy and I are just fine the way we are, What? my pubes need trimming and so does my pit hair, oh buddy if you were here right now, I would kick your ass, I am all man, goodbye sir."

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  25. Man would I like to blow that dudes trumpet,(his dick intrigues me), the one calling his gf, to tell her he's too drunk to drive to her place, and his golf "buddy" promised he would be in "good hands" at his place for the night.

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  26. I would like to test my embouchure on either of these guys. The semi is attractive but so is the other beautiful snake.

    DP

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  27. "Hey Tom, sure you can use the pool, what you just got out of football practice, sure com-on over, What? your all sweaty and smelly, na don't shower at the gym, the pool will cool you off, my Buddy Mark is over here, were just getting ready to put my dog in his bun, What, no I said were cooking up some dogs and I went to put one in a bun for him, we will put one on for you. Shit, Mark, that straight dude Tom, that I have a major hard on for is coming over..He's a linebacker on the team, 6ft3, 250 lbs of pure men beef, men we better put shorts on and bring out some more beer, if we play our cards right, we are going to have one hell of an evening. Don't worry buddy I think our shorts we be coming off again...

    PS: if your not bored I can I will continue to Part 2...if it's corny just so...and I will stop

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  28. Why stop? These guys can never bore me!

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  29. Both guys are hot! Seen the dude on the right before. If memory serves me, believe he is Navajo, and fucking smokin hot!

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