Thursday, September 15, 2011

Top 5 Uses For Underwear

1.      Keep the boys in line
2.      Show chicks (or guys) your creative side when you do the slightly sagging thang
3.      Prevent precum from dotting yor pants when you watch porn
4.      After a long day at work they’re fun to sniff
5.      Cum catcher

7 comments:

  1. Oh yes Scotty Boy, like all those reasons, but the #1 reason for me, is for some hairy beefy brute to leave "His" funky underwear on the gym floor near his locker, because when he heads to the shower, I am grabbing that sweaty pair so fast, and stuffing them in my gym bag, and all the way home, I am sniffing them, then when I get home, I get completely naked, that's if I can make it,put them right up my as close to my nostrils as I can, and then a couple of tugs, and my cum is mixed where he left his sweaty ball sac smell from working out...

    SJ

    Well off to the gym..

    SJ

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  2. As of right now, four times as many men walked in on a friend as on a brother. I can understand how you might walk in on a brother....you live together....but under what circumstances is it four times more likely to walk in on a friend?

    DP

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  3. DP - That's easy. If I ever walked in on my brother doing anything, jerking or reading, I'd get hell for not knocking first. My best friend and I always just barged into each other's room. So walking in on him jerking off was no big deal because we've done it together before. I never jo'd around my brothers.
    A3rdeyeblind
    anything, jerking or reading, I'd get hell for not knocking first. My best friend and I always just barged into each other's room. So walking in on him jerking off was no big deal because we've done it together before. I never jo'd around my brothers.
    A3rdeyeblind

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  4. Reason #1 is obvious, and reason #3 is the best reason ever. Except when you pre-cum so much that you still get a wet spot on your jeans even through your underwear!

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  5. a3rdeyeblind,

    Thanks. I never caught my bros but I also didot have a friend like that when AI was younger. Now I understand.

    BTW...nice name, what does it mean? It made me think of A song of Fire and Ice.

    DP

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  6. Why are you dudes posting about the "jacking off post" on this one? This one is about men's use of underwear.. I swear some of you are on something.

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