Friday, April 29, 2011
The male of the species is agressively rubbing a small tube located in the middle of his torso. He looks angry. He continues agressive motion until tube throws up.
They probably wonder why we don't do this to our arm or foot or something. I think if aliens abducted me and used my brain to understand humans they'd leave so fucking confused that they'd never come back. Hey I could single handedly prevent an interstallar war and enable our species to exist forever. You're welcome!
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Here's my first attempt at a vid! I actaully got the idea from Brenton over at Aussielicious who published it a week ago. The vid is cool cuz it's just a dude being a dude having some fun by hitting the surf bare. But that's not what this post is about. I started thinking about the whole deal with this vid. There's like 3 guys in their early 20s hanging with a kid whos gotta be like 14. And they all act like a 14 yr old walkinig around naked is not really out of the ordinary. And what the hell is with the guy talking pics?? This would be in the American court system so fast it's crazy. I mean it's kinda sad that we can't just be naked when we want to around who we want to. But I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want my 14 year old walking around naked around clothed 20-somethings drinking beer. Is it a cultural thing? Am I too uptight?
Monday, April 25, 2011
Friday, April 22, 2011
So lets say you’re a curious guy. Have messed around a couple times with guys but in general your gayness lives in your head. You’re not a total basket case so u sorta eyeball guys around. Even your friends to some degree. There’s a dude who you sorta got a thing for. Wonder what it would be like to do the dirty with him. But he’s straight so it’s just a fantasy. Till one day your cruising gay porn and his naked ass shows up on a gay website doing a solo JO session. This actually happened to one of my long time readers. So. What do you do? REMEMER – you’re married and heavily DL. How do you approach it…if at all.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
So I think I told you guys about a buddy of mine who was in the process of divorce. He was staying with his parents for awhile but now has a place of his own. Been meaning to get there but didn’t tell last night. Very weird walking into his place and seeing him live in a little apartment instead of his house. He’s doing pretty good. So I asked him if he’s getting any action. He said ‘oh ya plenty’ and he showed me a bunch (probably 20) of porn CDs hes got. He says you can buy them at adult vid shops used and they’re discounted. I was like man you’re gonna wear out your dick with these lol. He was like no man I just watch em to chill. So about an hour later I go to take a piss. His bathroom is in his bedroom. I come out and look around and he’s got a big ol box of keenex and a bottle pf lube on the box he uses as a nightstand. Just watches em to chill. Right.
Monday, April 18, 2011
Friday, April 15, 2011
Ok here we go. Time for the semi-monthly debate on pubes. I wanna know what you think of my boy here. Let’s call him Bob. I know some of you guys like em hairy, some groomed, some bad-assed bald. I groom. But not quite as…uh…angular as Bob here. Bob and his razor got some serious bling going on. So what’s the verdict. I wanna hear from the Cock Conasewers (I have no idea how to spell it and spellcheck doesn’t even know what the fuck I’m trying to say, but it means serious experts, know what I’m saying?) on Bob’s rug. Is it too short? Just right? Does Bob need a moratorium (5 syllables!) on his razor? Or has Bob reached serious Pube Nirvana?
Thursday, April 14, 2011
What’s this? In the backgroung? Is it…could it be? My God it’s Scoobie Doo! Assuming the ready position! Which means….oh my God. In the foreground that must be (the inappropriately named) Shaggy! How many Scoobie Snacks did it take to lure him into THAT position? Couldn’t you just get a triple cheeseburger pepperoni & chili and salsa pizza and call it a day? What would Velma say? Is Freddie not available? Who’s next? Fred and Dino??
Fuck that. New sheriff in town and I’m kicking ass like LAPD on minorities:
- I’m going with fewer posts a day. Let’s just say that the situation at work has changed making it more difficult for me to get on my blog. So 1, 2, maybe 3 posts a day.
- I’m not putting counters or my little world globe at the bottom of my blog. It used to be that watching the counter spin and the globe light up gave me a big ol boner and made me feel like a big man. So now I know it’s not really about that. I proved to myself with my last blog that I can do this and do a pretty kick ass job. I don’t need no counter to tell me.
- I promise to use spellcheck so you know what the hell I’m saying. Okay I don’t promise but I’ll try.
- Last one – biggest change. I get a lot of haters in here. And I’m actually cool with that. Disagree with me, tell me. Think I’m full of shit, tell me. I’m good with that and it’s actually one of my favorite things to read. BUT – fuckin lie about me and I’ll purge your ass. I’m talking assholes that are all like “Oh ya this isn’t the same Scott” and “Oh ya I seen Scott at my gym at school” and “Oh I know that Scott’s an Ivy League guy writing a paper on homosexuality”. I’m not gonna put up with that shit cuz…..oh ya…IT’S MY FUCKIN BLOG!!!!!!! So if you wanna bash me bring it. I’m good with it. But if you’re a lying prick I’ll wipe you out so fast it’ll make your head spin. Both of em.
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Ya know what. I fucked up. Only back a week and I fucked up. Ya know the poll I got over on the right? It doesn’t include an option for all the curious guys who, reading this blog, is as close as they came to guy on guy sex. So here’s my way of making it up to them. In the comments of this post I want to hear from the curious guys who haven’t had sex but have had erotic situations happen to them. Or tell me what your fantasy is about having sex with a guy for the first time. I wanna hear about it and I’m pretty freakin sure the gay guys who read this are gonna get a big ol chubby hearing about it lol. So have at it guys. Nothing’s too tame or wild. How close have you come, and what would you want to do?
So I did a post (Chick Magnate) that got a lot of chatter. One comment asked a question like “Why don’t you just go out and fuck or get fucked already?”. Good question. So I’m gonna give you a look inside the curious guys mind to explain the answer. It doesn’t have anything to do with labels. I could line up 7 guys at a bar to stick it to me in the ass but I wouldn’t label myself as gay (although I’d have a hard time convincing anyone I was straight either lol). But ya I admit when I started blogging I looked at butt fucking as a gay thing. I don’t so much now. But I think I’m pretty much past the label thing. But here’s the deal. I got a family that I’m pretty fuckin committed to. I got these fucked up urges that break through sometimes but I don’t want them to take hold of my freakin life. Look, 5 yrs ago I never did anything with a guy, so in the past 5 yrs I’ve done stuff I never thought I’d do. And I’m good with that. It doesn’t mean I’m gonna keep going till I’m affectionately known around town as Scott-The-Cum-Guzzling-Homo. It means I gotta take things at my own pace.
Straight guys chime in here if I’m off base.
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
A lot of guys wrote me and said “Scott hope you got a lot of sex while you were on vacation”. Ok these guys must be gay lol. When you go on vacation with the family and you and your wife are in a room with your kids you’re not gonna get much pussy. Being the brilliant (horny) guy I am one night I sent the kids out to the pool to pick up a pizza. They said it would be like 40 min but I sent the kids right out. I promptly walked into the shower where my wife was and banged her standing up in the shower. Only last like 5 minutes cuz I went at it pretty hard. When I’m in a different setting like that my loins sorta go into overdrive. Kids came back, we were already dressed. It was the perfect crime! They forgot napkins so we sent them back down. I looked at my wife.
Scott: “You wanna go another round?”
Wife: “After that quickie we probably could but I’ll take a pass.”
Monday, April 11, 2011
Lots of great scenery by the pool. Whole family went. But a boy can look lol. So at night wife and I go to hotel bar and it’s just like at home – guys gather around the bar, women gather around each other. So 1 night I’m talking to this hotshot who’s telling me about how uber successful he is and he’s on the fast track at his company and he’s economically insulated (I still have no idea what that means). So in comes his wife (hottie) he introduces us and she looks me up and down and goes “oh yes. I remember you from the pool today.” Had no idea who she was. So that tells me that she was scoping my ass out at the pool. And if she was she undoubtedly undressed me out of my suit in her head. So big man, you can get all the props you can at work, but when you get back to your room and your banging your chick she’s gonna be getting poked by little Scottie in her mind. For whatever reason that made the arrogant douchebag a lot easier to deal with.Ok so I had a pretty kick ass vacation. Went to someplace tropical.
Friday, April 8, 2011
You know it's early in the season so I wasn't gonna get all Boston-Yankees on your asses but my buddy Bos Guy starts in with a Comment so it's like ok I'll bite. If I were going to this game I'd be careful walking by the stadium cuz that whistling sound you hear could be Red Sox Nation hurling themselves from the top of Fenway doing a faceplant on Yawkey Way.
Ok last post on the past. But props are needed here. When my blog went down a bunch of you guys emailed me not just to see where my blog was but to see if I was ok. And some of my blog buddies did posts on me to keep me alive, and all you guys who commented on other blogs about me. I read em and they were really really nice. Seriously appreciate that man. Thanks. I got a lot of feedback asking me to start up. But as you all know I don’t follow directions well. But there was one guy who really hounded me to stick with it. You know him as Rugbysex, the asshole who speaks in tongues. Even though I wanna beat the shit out of him sometimes he really was behind me in getting this going. So props to
Rugby. But don’t let it go to your head. Your still a self-righteous dick lol. The last ass I gotta kiss is Jeff at www.googlebloggerclosesgayblog.blogspot.com. He’s a smart guy who helps guys try and get their blogs back from the Nazis Blogger. It didn’t work for me, but that wasn’t about Jeff. It was more about me being a loser. Jeff is freakin awesome. And I think he does a lot of great shit for people that got kicked. Plus Jeff is a piece of ass.
Thursday, April 7, 2011
So no, I didn’t exactly go out and fuck like a banshee while I was gone. But I gotta tell you I discovered the glory of IM sex. One of my readers started IMing me and things got a little out of control. Like to the point if I did the things in real life I said I was gonna do on IM I’d have to change the name of my blog to The Horniest Homo In The Hemisphere. The chances of an actual get together in real life are slim but it’s kinda hot thinking about. And yes, in the IMs I took it up the ass. But only once. And he took me out for a virtual dinner lol
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
firstname.lastname@example.org.Hey guys ok I wanna set up my links this weekend. I have some of them but I'd really apprecaite it if you guys remember the names of blogs or websites that I had. And you bloggers who did posts on me - thanks! Make sure I get your links. Send them to my old email addy -
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Besides, after getting home at 3 am last weekend and making a pretty ugly scene in the bathroom I was grounded for the game by my wife.
Monday, April 4, 2011
OK so here it is. Most of you know I’ve always suspected little Scottie of plotting a takeover. It finally happened. In the middle of the night when I least expected it. There were no blog postings cuz he sucks on the keyboard and he wanted to deny me contact with the outside world. After 4 grueling weeks a coo, one that the CIA would be proud of, was carried out by little Scottie’s arch enemy – my balls. It was a bloodless (fortunately) overthrow and order was once again restored. As punishment I hired a pro to edge his renegade ass for like 2 hours till the little fuck screamed for mercy.
So I got a lot of questions about what happened to my blog. I went on vacation, got home, pulled up my blog and bam its gone. No notice from Blogger. No reason. Just gone. Happened to my first blog (The Gayest Straight Guy) and when it did I was PISSED. But for some reason I didn't feel the same way this time. Ya I was bummed but it was like wtf stick a fork in my big ass I'm done. Then I sorta hooked up with a guy who has a blog that specializes in closed blogs and bringing them back (I'm gonna do a whole posting on him cuz he's awesome). So you go thru this process of requesting a review and shit. Didn't get my blog back. In part cuz I'm a shithead (not gonna go into details, but trust me on this one). If any of you guys don't believe I'm a dumb jock you can ask the blog dude. He can vouch for me lol. So after talking to my advisers (I'm gonna do a post on him too even though he's an asshole he deserves it) I decided to give it another shot. I kinda missed it. Most of all missed the engagement with you guys. So what I learned is it wasn't some asshole blowing me in. It's not something Blogger is gonna give me a reason for. It just is. Ok so whatever I'm back...till they kick my ass again. Alot of guys suggested switching to another platform but I'm kinda hard headed and I'm familiar with Bloggers format. So here I am back again in this fucked up adversarial relationship with Blogger. Maybe I'll start posting cookie recipes and stain fighting tips to keep them off my ass lol.