Monday, August 6, 2012
Monday, July 23, 2012
Hey bottoms I got a question for you. When you are…uh…being entered, can you feel the difference when a guy is wearing a condom and when he’s not? I mean like is there a different sensation when an uncovered dickhead is rubbing against your asshole than one with the rubber sleeve is covering his dick?
Friday, July 20, 2012
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Ok I’m not gonna get all social on this cuz I’m sick of this story and I think someone aughta take a match to the whole fuckin
football program. But there’s part of
this I’m curious about. Ok so Penn State Sandusky
likes little boys. That’s pretty clear.
But this guy was also a big time assistant coach there for like 20 years
or something. So this guys been cruising locker rooms of big time football
players for a long time. These are 17-21 yr old kids. And if they play for PSU
these aren’t twinkies we’re talking about. So question 1 is – is a pedophile
attracted to older kids, or do they lose their allure when they hit a certain
age. Question 2 is, what about the guys
who came thru that program – everyone from the bench warmers to the guys who
made it to the NFL. Didn’t any of them
notice Coach Sandusky taking a little too long looking at them as they came out
of the shower? We’re any of them hit on by him?
Didn’t they notice Coach Sandusky checking out their cocks as they were
at their locker?
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Look I’m not looking to get all gushy about this, I’m just kinda wondering when you were first attracted to men. When you were a kid? Last week? Coming out of the womb? I’m pretty sure I remember the first time I was fascinated by a man. It wasn’t so much that I was turned on, but more like I was just fascinated. Like “man, that’s what I’m gonna look like?”. Don’t know how old I was. Maybe 10 or so. I was at a pool club that my friend belonged to and his family invited me to join them. I did, we swam, and afterward we went to the mens locker room with his father. I’d showered there with my friend before but we always kept our suits on. Not his dad. He was freakin buck naked. I’m 99% sure I started. I had never seen a man naked. I wqas kinda mezmorized. I specifically remember thinking “damn I can’t wait to look big like that.”
Monday, July 9, 2012
“Damn that looks refreshing”, you’re a pretty well adjusted dude. Congratualtions. You’re in the minority.
“I hope they brought plenty of lube with them”, you’re a perv and are welcome at my parties anytime.
“Don’t they know how harmful the sun’s ray’s can be on exposed skin for even short periods of time”, you need a drink. Soon.
“Rock formations like this and bare feet are an accident waiting to happen”, you’re a lawyer. Leave immediately.
“I wonder when the chicks get here. Wait. Actually, it’s cool as is.”, you’ve found the right blog!
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
I was talking to a reader who asked me what I thought the perception of my blog readers was of me. Once I understood the fuckin question I realized it was kinda interesting to think about. He thinks readers generally fall into a couple categories. The ones who feel a friendship to me, the ones who are curious about curious guys, and the ones who want me to fuck them in the ass till my dick falls off lol. So now I’m kinda curious. So let me ask you guys something. Let’s say your out at a bar and you meet me. What would you do? Buy me a round of beers? Give me $20 to flash my dick in the bar? Take me to your room for sex, vid the whole thing, and send it to Xtube? I’m kinda curious. C’mon you can tell me. I won’t hurt you.
Friday, June 29, 2012
In a comment, someone asked me about what my friends talk about jacking off to. Don’t get me wrong, we don’t sit around and talk about it. Sometimes it just blurts out, we laugh, and go with it. I think the #1 thing is jacking off thinking about a particular chick. At least that’s what most guys say they jack off to. The other big one is talking about a particular porn flick they saw on line, you hear stuff like “ya that flick was hot, especially the 5 minutes I had my eyes closed for hahahaha”. One of my friends told me that his favorite place to jack off is on his patio at night. I’ve been on that patio. Not what I’d call private. He says he likes the idea of jacking outside. It’s the setting that gets him off. So I think straight guys JO fantasies are pretty much all over the board.
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Ok look the post I did about all the things me and my straight friends have done got taken WAY wrong. My whole fuckin point is that straight guys do NON SEXUAL things that a gay guy would consider…uh…gay. So the kissing thing, that was done for shock value, not as a romantic gesture. The underwear thing happens for a lot of reasons. You’re changing at a buddy’s house and you forgot yours is prob the #1 reason. There’s nothing kinky about it. It happens. And we piss together ALL THE TIME. We don’t look. But if you’ve ever been in a boat on the ocean with friends and you all have to piss and you all do it over the side of the boat, well, if you’ve done it you know what I mean. It’s just funny to watch. So my point was that straight guys do stuff like that without even thinking. Make sense?
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Ok ya so my adventure to the world of showering, kissing, and rimming was cool. But HERE’S THE IMPROTNAT THING TO TAKE OUT OF IT OK? At one point little Scottie (who…uh…at the time was a very happy little Scottie) was in very close proximity to…uh…the dudes…uh…place where things typically come out but don’t go in. Right at that point I felt the dude grab my bone and sorta try to guide him into his asshole. I kinda rearrainged the postion so I could continue but kept my dick away from the guys hole. On the way home it was ‘holy shit he wanted me to fuck him bareback’. Blew me the hell away. If there’s 1 thing I learned from you guys is you don’t fuck that way. So here’s this dude who I just had championship sex with, cool normal guy, practicing fuckin unsafe sex. Haven’t seen him since and never will. So guys, especially you horny curious fuckers, I know its tempting and you get your ass in all kinds of dilemmas, but you GOTTA know when to pull away. No matter how tempting. Got it?
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
When I was in college my buddy’s roommate wanted to be a sociologist. I remember this cuz I had no fuckin idea what that meant. But now (20 years later!) I think I know. So here’s my shot at understanding social behavior.
Let’s take my group of friends. A group of guys who’ve known each other a pretty long time and do a lot of stuff toghgter. The last word in the world to describe us would be metrosexual. We definitely fit more in the neandrathal category lol. We talk about sports. We don’t talk about feelings. We like it that way. We’ve all seen each other naked and I guess the first time you kinda look but after you seen somebody naked a few times its not that big a deal ya know? We don’t compare dick sizes. We don’t have side conversasations that lead to sex. And there’s zero sexual tension cuz no one really gives a shit with anything that anyone else does in bed.
So why am I telling you this? Between the 10 of us, we have:
- said to each other “I love you” and meant it
- said to each other “I love you” and meant it
- worn each others underwear
- discussed our top JO fantasies
- seen each other naked many times
- watched each other piss
- sat naked in a hot tub
So, how exactly does gay male behavior differ from straight male behavior?
Monday, June 11, 2012
So a lot of you guys know that my first experience with a guy was jacking off in front of him in a scene where he walks in on me. Ya it was staged but to a newbie it was fuckin hot as hell. And I think a lot of guys have that fantasy. But if you think about it, I mean, what’s the fantasy? We all fuckin know we jack off. Some totally straight guys even jack off together and don’t think at all about it. Some guys are totally comfortable walking in on a buddy, or being walked in on. I walked in on a guy once, didn’t even see anything cuz he rolled over so alls I saw was his ass. But I remember I couldn’t even look at the guy the next day, and he couldn’t look at me. Like we were ashamed. Wtf??? That’s when I was in college. Uh…I’ve changed a bit since then lol.
Tuesday, June 5, 2012
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Ok so I fugure after the George Huguely post, I owe you one. I’m not gonna give you a play by play, but I’m gonna tell you what you need to know. This is mostly for my curious bruthas to sorta give them a feel for what they don’t know, and for my gay boys who are determined to get me to try more stuff lol.
So like I think I said, emailed a guy a few times, sounded cool, normal, my age, successful business guy, not creepy. I go over to his place. Really nice house. And he was cool. Very different feel than hook ups I’ve had in the past. He was probably 5-9, late 30s maybe early 40s, good looking, answered the door without a shirt on so I oculd see immediately he had a nice body. As we talked about on email, we went right up to the shower. We kinda lathered each other up. That’s when the kiss happened. And ya I liked it. Enough to do a few times in the shower. Just totally diffenrt from kissing a woman. Not good or bad. Just totally different. So we wrap up in the shower and head to him bedroom. Kinda look at each other in an awkward moment and he says something like “so what do you want to do know.” I had taken the opportunity in the shower to notice his rather sweet ass. Kinda on the small side, but very (very) nicely shaped. I never really explored the male ass before so it seemed like a good place to start and he didn’t seem like he had a ton on inhibitions. I got him in the head-down-ass-up position pretty much immediately (why was it never this easy with college girls?) and started exploring. Ar first just looking. The squeezing the orbs. It was a lot to take in. I was looking at a dudes asshole. And he was cool with it. Then I reached between his legs and pulled his dick back toward me, and for the first time I saw live what I’ve posted on my blog so many times – the view of a man bearing all he’s got: cock, balls, asshole…all laid out right in front of me. For awhile I think I just knelt there and started at it. Then I think I started getting braver and I stuck a finger in his hole. He reacted with an “mmmmm” but never flinched. Apparently mine wasn’t the first digit he welcomed into his ass haha. But we were both getting into it and I really liked the view and the way he was reacting and the way my cock was reaching. Then I took the next step. I’m not sure how I had the balls, but it just sorta happened. I pulled out my finger, spread his cheeks, and dove my face in. I fuckin ate a dudes asshole. It still feels weird to sit here and type it. And we’re not talking an obligatory lick. I’m fuckin telling you I ate his ass in several postions. The most pleasurable of which was when we 69’d with him on top sucking little Scottie and me on the bottom using my face as a cushion for his squatting ass.
Friday, May 25, 2012
When I grew up the face of a killer was Chuckie Manson. Now the image of a killer is…George Huguley? Seriously? Look I don’t doubt he’s guilty of whatever he’s convicted of and you guys know I don’t have some political agenda. But this guy is one rogue locker room pic away from being the hottest guy on the gay internet!
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
These might be my favorite pics on the web. Straight guy meets chick on social network. Guy sends pic to chick to impress her with his manhood. Chick rejects, gets pissed, and retaliates by plastering dudes pic all over the web. Next thing you know dudes a gay icon and instead of getting pussy he’s getting his face virtually creamed on!
Thursday, May 17, 2012
One thing my buddy’s and I all agree on – attitude attracts women. A dude who approaches a woman like he knows she’s gonna say yes is WAY more likely to get the chick than some mousey guy who acts like he’s lucky to be in the same room with her. So I’m wondering – is it the same with guys? I have no idea cuz the only time I’m in a sexual situation with a guy I’ve already got my pants down and my hand on the back of his head lol.
Monday, May 14, 2012
I’ve been chatting with a guy in email recently about what makes a homo experience. He says jacking off with a buddy doesn’t count. I say it does. So with respect to Jeff Foxworthy, here’s my list:
If you’ve seen a buddy spill his juice, or he’s seen you spill yours…you might have had a homo experience
If you’ve had your lips on another dudes lips in a non-life threatening situation…you might have had a homo experience
If you’ve celebrated a victory with a slap to a dudes butt, and you left yor hand there long enough to leave an impression…you might have had a homo experience
If you’ve beat off to the glories of Playboy but there was another schlonger in the room…you might have had a homo experience
If one of your buddies can pick out your manhole out of a police lineup…you might have had a homo experience
If you’ve sniffed a buddy’s underwear for any reason other than to find out of it’s in the dirty or clean bin…you might have had a homo experience
If seeing your friend naked triggers your snake to get stiff…you haven’t had a homo experience, but you’re on your way!
Friday, May 11, 2012
I haven't read comments in a bit. I did today. You guys are fuckin hysterical. From Ward's pearl necklace he gives June to the wise-ass asshole comments, even my buddy who still thinks I'm a granny in Jersey. The men (and women) of SJT2 fuckin rule! The pic? Oh, that's just 1 for you to jack your little meat to!
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
I don’t know why, but when I see one of those pics of a redneck naked sitting on his beat up Chevy I think of them as dominant tops. I also don’t know why but it turns me on, not to be used by some hayseed as his bitch, but to turn the tables on him and make him a bottom. Maybe it’s my northern roots, thinking I should make a southerner submit to me for his great great great grandfather waving the rebel flag. Same thing (kinda) with nerds. But I kinda see nerds as bottoms. The kind of bottoms that in high school held their papers too close to them so I couldn’t cheat off them. And for that they must face the punishment of my cock. I think I’m still raging over my less than successful high school academics.
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
I think I’m the only blog that doesn’t put up pics of eye candy. Ok let me change that. To a lot of guys all naked guys are eye candy. I guess what I’m saying is I don’t usually put of pics of just a hot guy standing there looking like he’s ready to collect a paycheck. So I went through my pics that I currently have in my stash and here’s what I came up with:
Dude’s in their natural environment unposed – 43%
Rough stuff – 15%
Solo shot – 11%
Guys having sex – 11%
Pissing – 8%
Group sex – 6%
Shaving – 6%
Ok so that sorta makes sense. The pics I grab are just ones that catch my eye. And most that catch my eye are dudes just being dudes. You can even make an argument that the pissing pics are guys in their natural environment (but I think I have some kinda piss fixation lol). The rough stuff? Ya, that’s just my personality. And if there’s anyone here who doesn’t know there’s something about body grooming that I find uber hot…well...welcome to the blog.
Monday, April 30, 2012
Friday, April 27, 2012
I reader sent me an email saying that he was out of town traveling and hooked up with a guy who was very close by. They exchanged pix and emails and the guy came over. After a couple minutes the guy said “ya, I can’t do this” and left. I think the guy got cold feet. Probably happens a lot. Especially if the guy is married. What do you guys think?
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
I think we all like to work in our own comfort zone. Whether are pants are on or off. I remember one time going to a dudes place to get a blow job. Before we got started he said “Just want to let you know I’m gay but I’m not out.” I wasn’t sure what that had to do with the noble venture he was about to embark upon, but I think he was letting me know he wasn’t the type to do this then expect me to ask him to the movies to make out in the back row. I know when I first started doing stuff with guys it made me feel better if the other guy was curious too. No judgment on gay men. I think I just thought that I’d be more comfortable with a man who has the same basic sex interests as me. Now though I think it doesn’t matter. Sorta like if I’m gonna go to all the trouble to hook up with a man as long as he’s happy taking little Scottie in his mouth who the fuck am I to worry about what he does when my pants get pulled back up.
Monday, April 9, 2012
Here’s the story behind the pic. Obvious straight guy heads out to his hunting cabin since mother in law is coming in to town to help with the new bundle of joy (see pic in background). This is first kid for the happy couple (second kid never gets the serious daddy/son professional pic – just ask
King Prince Harry). After a day of rediscovering his manhood by hunting and fishing following 3 months of changing diapers, new dad decides to send the wife an ever-so-subtle hint that his boy is ready and back open for business. The note attached to the pic says “hey it might not be big but it obviously gets the job done. And next time I’ll remember to stop at the store for condoms”. Let’s hope mummy-in-law doesn’t intercept the pic before his wife gets it.
This might be one of my favorite pics.
Thursday, April 5, 2012
Ok so I know I talk a lot about dick and ass on this blog. Hey you play to your strengths lol. And I know that a lot of readers have made connections with other readers thru here. Ands I think that’s awesome. But what you might not know is that there’s readers who have given their time to really help other readers through some tough times. Not just sexually. But professionally. Stuff that’s WAY out of my league. I just wanna tell you…you guys (and chicks!) are fuckin amazing. I mean really fuckin amazing. There’s some old movie that’s always on at Christmas time (can’t ever remember the name of it) but the moral is that ‘one life can touch so many others’. You guys prove that. Big time. So from the bottom of my ample balls, thank you.
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
My first sexual experience with a woman could be summed up in 2 words – awkward and quick (um….I’ve gotten a little better since then ;)). Some people say sex is the most natural thing in the world. I don’t really think it is. My first experiences with guys were sorta the same way. And those were just JO sessions. I have guys who write to me talking about their sexual experiences, past and present. And I kinda wonder – is it that easy? Does stuff like that happen in the real world? I kinda think you gotta grow into a comfort with sex. Especially for curious guys (like having sex with another guy) since it’s not what we grow up with. Look I’m not telling you to go out and fuck around with guys to get experience. I’m just saying don’t think just cuz your good at sex with your woman it means your gonna be THE MAN when it comes to rolling around with another schlong in a bed.
Friday, March 30, 2012
Some of my favorite vid clips are guys just jerking off. Not sure why. Maybe cuz it’s like peeking in to the forbidden zone. Or maybe I just wanna compare techniques. Idk. But if you watch there are some things that are common in every guy.
The Start Up – we all start with a slow easy motion
The Stare – we look at it like if we take our eyes off it it’s gonna get away
Overdrive – your hand slowly builds up enough speed to power 3 Indy cars. At the same time.
The Lift – can anyone tell me why we lift our hips up as we’re about to cum? Do we think our fist is gonna forget what to do?
The Agony – most dudes look like they’re fighting off the Orks of Mordor when they’re getting close to coming. I, however, have the ever-distinguished monkey face.
The Head – after the first 2 or 3 squirts the head gets thrown back violently. That’s why its important to lay down when you spank it so you don’t crack a vertebrae.
The Eyes – roll back in our head in a way that would make Linda Blair proud
The Quiver – that’s the great thing about an orgasm. You don’t just feel it in your dick or nuts, you feel it all over.
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Ok I get it. I read the comments. You want details. To be honest right now I’m not ready to go there. One commenter asked if it was like a kiss you give your dad. Um…ya. Cept it was body to body.
And open mouth.
And we were naked.
In the shower.
And it happened like 5 more times before I left.
And I creamed the sheets.
But otherwise ya. Pretty much the same.
Friday, March 23, 2012
Ok ya so I kissed a guy. And it was a pretty big deal. Its not like I was afraid to kiss a guy. I never had for the same reason I never ran a triathalon. It just didn’t interest me. But I met up with a guy who, idk, I just seemed to connect with. Like right from the start. I’m not gonna get into all kinds of detail right now. Maybe sometime later. But here’s the thing I want other curious guys to know. This is gonna sound weird. When you make out with a chick its like your doing it to get in her pants right? I mean not every chick you kiss you’re gonna poke. But be honest you’re hoping right? But now lets say you’re with a guy. And oh ya you’re both already naked so kissing isn’t gonna seal the deal. There’s no agenda. It happens. And man I’ll tell you it’s NOTHING like kissing a chick. There’s stubble. And the embrace feels TOTALLY different. I mean it’s almost like a whole different species. You break it off and at first you’re kinda like wtf? But it’s cool. Really cool. If I was a great scientist the kiss would have been the only thing different about the hook up. That way I could have known the impact of it after I left. But a lot more went on than that. I walked out thinking ok I hit the highwater mark on man to man sex (NO – we didn’t fuck). Like I said I’ll tell you more sometime. But I just wanted to let you know. Kissing a guy can be cool.
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Back when I was in college me and a few buddies went on a road trip down south. One of my buddies bought a ho. Afterward he told us all about what happened. And what didn’t happen. It was cool cuz I never talked to anyone who bought a ho before. One thing he told us was that the 1 rule she had was no kissing. Said something about how she didn’t want to make it intimate.
ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME? Bitch is gonna take his rod in her pussy and she’s worried about being intimate? I remember him saying how he didn’t give a fuck cuz making out wasn’t what he was there for lol. But that really stuck with me.
So why am I telling you this? I kissed a guy. My first one. And there’s a lot I wanna tell my curious bros about this shit. I’ll do that in the next post.
Friday, March 16, 2012
Maybe it’s me but it seems like every man looking for sex is at least 7 inches long. I don’t have a ton of experience but I know I’ve only messed with 1 guy who has a genuine horsecock. So why is it that we feel the need to lie about our size. You always hear that it’s not the meat it’s the motion. Hey look I’m not putting anyone down – I’m the asshole who posts every oversized dong I can find on my fuckin blog lol. Maybe it’s cuz as American’s we gotta be bigger and better than everyone. Maybe Euros don’t give a shit about their size. All I know is we all care, gay or straight, how we measure up strolling thru the locker room. Hey gotta go. Time to take my Enzite!
Sunday, March 11, 2012
Straight women love gay men
Straight men love gay women when their having sex with other gay women, but not when they beat them in a game of hoops
Gay women love other gay women, and they like straight women but think their choice of sexual partners is fucked up
Straight women like gay women in this whole sisterhood thang
Straight men are warming up to gay men but have a long way to go before they feel like they can be friends with a gay man without having their sexuality called into question
Bi men, by definition, like everyone
I have no idea if there’s such a thing as a bi-woman, but if there is, I’m sure she’s pretty popular – especially on weekends!
Gay women are still trying to figure out exactly what purpose straight men have on the planet that a dildo and sperm bank can’t fill
Straight women like straight men because we fill them up in the bedroom and they can run our lives outside the bedroom
Straight men love straight women. But only the one’s who get us off. Unless we’re drunk. Then really any of them make us happy.
Gay women like straight women but don’t understand why they don’t get it.
Gay men for the most part have me baffled. Some like other gay men as long as they meet their notion of what a gay man should be. If he doesn’t he’s a queen or a bitch or a flamer or god knows what else. Some gay men like straight men, partly from a sexual perspective (insert cherry ass joke here), partly from a how-can-we-be-built-so-much-the-same-but-like-such-different-things perspective. I gave up on the whole gay man/bi man relationship long ago! I mean I always thought it was like the relationship between blue and aqua but from this blog I realizes some blue’s don’t even recognize the existence of aquas!
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
I know a lot of you guys had sexual encounters with guys at a pretty young age. Some of it was ‘show me yours I’ll show you mine’. Some of it was experimenting with blow jobs. Some if it was an innocent jack off with a friend. Some of it was a lot farther. I never really had a buddy who I experimented with. First encounter I had was with a friend in college when we were hammered and it lasted like 5 min. No cum. Just two drunk horny assholes with too much testosterone. So sometimes I wonder what would have happened if I tried sex with a guy at a young age. Would it have satisfied my curiosity and I wouldn’t have these feelings I have now? Would it have turned me off completely? Would it have changed nothing? Or would it have given me reason to try it again. Or even want more. How much would it have changed who I am today? Ok look – I wouldn’t change my life for anything. I don’t know how I got lucky but I know I am and I wouldn’t change any choices I made (ok maybe I wouldn’t have nailed that monstrously fat chick in high school but that’s a whole nother story). But it’s kinda crazy to think about what may have happened if I had the opportunity…or the balls.
Friday, February 17, 2012
No, not like at an orgy or something like that. But like outside. Maybe at a gay campground. Or at the steamroom in the locker room. And it’s a primarily gay healthclub. Is your dick like public property? Is it there for anyone to handle? I mean not to have sex with. But to give a feel. I know if I was at a nude beach and I saw a chick without a top and I gave her melons a squeeze her boyfriend would be chasing my ass down the beach. And I wouldn’t blame him. So it really comes down to this – are gay men more relaxed with their sexuality (and the meat that hangs between their legs) than straight men?
And before you get all over me ya, I know, this isn’t the best looking dude I ever put on my blog. But you gotta admit he gets high marks on the schlong-o-meter!