Friday, March 16, 2012

…But Can It Pour A Good Martini?

Maybe it’s me but it seems like every man looking for sex is at least 7 inches long.  I don’t have a ton of experience but I know I’ve only messed with 1 guy who has a genuine horsecock.  So why is it that we feel the need to lie about our size.  You always hear that it’s not the meat it’s the motion.  Hey look I’m not putting anyone down – I’m the asshole who posts every oversized dong I can find on my fuckin blog lol. Maybe it’s cuz as American’s we gotta be bigger and better than everyone.  Maybe Euros don’t give a shit about their size.  All I know is we all care, gay or straight, how we measure up strolling thru the locker room.  Hey gotta go.  Time to take my Enzite!

31 comments:

  1. Here in Portugal, at least, we couldn't care more about the size, but, well, we have a lot of african influence :P

    I guess is the same everywhere! Who likes a tiny cock?

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  2. I would be lying if I put a post to hook up with a dude that, ahh, I don't "stretch" the truth a little, but the key word is just a little, the dudes going to see it when he comes over and hell they lie too, just a little, and when he comes over we don't say anything to each other, it's like an understanding between man.

    Now I don't get anything out of that "monster cock" in the pic, sure some are great to look at, and always wish I was bigger, but I'll take a "medium thickie" any day over that baby you posted today Scotty boy..

    So the "bottom" line, I am just your average Joe (ahh, Scott)

    SJ

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  3. I do feel slighted at 6.5"... and wish I had a bigger cock. But I need to embrace AVERAGE. Size always attracts my attention and I have to say BRAVO to those men swinging a MONSTER COCK between their legs!

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  4. My friend had a business appointment one day with some professional investor. He said to the investor upon leaving, give me a call, if you want.It so happened, a couple of days later the 28 year old called and came over. After a few get togethers, my friend measured his new buddy, 10 and a 1/4 inches. Now, I know where the word envy originated.

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  5. What do I consider the right sized and a great looking cock? Well look at Scott's posted pic for his blog (no not today's horse cock), but the handsome dude on his back with the playful smile.. now that's just the right size, and hell I'll give a plug to that dudes pic, nice nips, great legs too, and nice feet. Hell I"ll suck all ten toes, ah, can you tell I dig dudes yet?

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  6. here's the thing buddy boy...as you know...there are show-ers and growers and it's been my personal experience that the growers outnumber the show-ers. so how many dudes do you run into in the locker room in full flower? i've spent most of my life in locker rooms and i can only recall maybe, MAYBE a dozen accidental boners i've seen amongst my rugger brethren. so how do you really know who's got what? all that's important is we both know who has an extra inch over the other. right? LMFAO.
    cheers and slainte to all my fellow pervs on st. paddy's day!

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  7. My older brother used to tease me when we were kids about having a smaller dick than his. Once he pulled down my bathing suit in front of his friends so they could have a look and laugh. He told me that I'd never be able to satisfy a woman. I guess the jokes on him.

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  8. Wanting a bigger cock is pretty universal, I think. Having said that, there is such a thing as "too big" when it comes to taking a cock in your mouth or up your ass. Give me a average-sized cock to play with, any day!

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  9. Scott,
    Maybe you still have a copy of the post about the horse cock guy. I remeber reading it. It was funny. You met more than you expected. If I remember correctly, you had a good time.
    Also, I knew a guy that had one that was as big as the distance between your wrist and elbow. it was that thick, that when he jerked off, his index finger wasn't anywhere near touching his thumb. I saw him work it. He wound up working for an investmet firm in the city. He was about five foot seven inches. Talk about a horse cock.

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  10. i blame it on the rulers that aol sent out with all those disks to get you to join their service back in the 90's. although it had 12 increments on it, if you set it next to another ruler it was just 9 inches long.

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    1. I call it a4a math. 7 is the new 9

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  11. It's nothing but a typo: Every guy knows that you are supposed to measure your cock using the metric system (centimeters). Unfortunately, they forget and type "inches" out of habit. You want a real measurement? Just divide the published figure by 2.54 - it'll get you close enough for government work. ~ GaySatyr

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  12. ....BUT CAN IT POUR A GOOD MARTINI?

    Noooo, but it can shake gently or stir slowly, or quickly, back and forth, as needed, for a pleasing full effect. It is best not to bruise the product being handled, however, when putting it in the cup.

    I always say my real age and my real measurements to any prospect, not my "internet age" or "internet size". Very early on, I once met up with someone at 3 am in the old days of computer BBS lines. Rode my peddle-bike way across town in the rain. And, the guy had lied about his age. After we chatted a while, I said, "Thanks for the chat, and nice meeting you. You are indeed incredibly hot. But you lied. So you will have to 'hold your own tonight'. Thanks anyway." He was truly surprised, I must say. I have always found that if they are willing to lie about simple stats in the beginning, I want no part of 'em, long-term or for the moment. BTW--The best fuck I ever had was ~4.5" tops, maybe less. Bigger ones are great too. -Your Stimulus Package (Seattle)

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  13. I've had some amazing sex with smaller or average sized guys -- all depends in the chemistry and what their attitude is like when it's time to roll.

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  14. I must like sucking cock too much, to ever throw a dude out of bed for saying he had a 7" cock and when we meet up it looks more like a 6.5", geez anonymous at Mar 108 am, lighten up..

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  15. sorry guys that was for anonymous at Mar 17, 2:08 am.

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  16. And! A Happy St. Patrick's Day to everyone!!
    May the little people treat you with kindness and pleasure in abundance.
    bj

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  17. (@ 5:05 & 5:09) In my defense, the age he advertised was 25, his actual age after 2 hours spent in private chat room, and showing up, 52 years. "Oops Typo", he said sheepishly. Naah, that type of deception never works out well. I did not appreciate the calculated rouse. It was so sad actually that I reacted that strongly: I would have peddled across town anyway, loved to stay the night with that hunky guy in his lovely home, without the deception. (He was just my type at the time.) THANKFULLY, we have all grown in self confidence as a community since then. Now we just have these sexy labels for everyone we used to do back then, wrongly thinking we were just slumming it, and just making due until Mr Wunderbar came along on his white horse to whisk us away. When really we were just seeing men as they really are: Bears, Daddies, Otters, Twinks, Emo, etc. Not as the 'perfect clone' images made us feel. Technology prevents further problems, as you can see the goods before you go out in the rain. Now-a-days, I just make sure we are both honest and up-front, on the same page, while chatting each other up. Most everyone admits to a tad bit of puffery to entice suitors on their bios, and we have a good laugh about it. Seeing to what extent they feel they have to change the facts is also an important bit of information about their view of themselves. My need for honesty usually weeds out the flaky riff raff for me, quite efficiently. It lets you know how they feel about their place in the world. Which may or may not be important for a quick shag. We don't have to walk out on anyone anymore, as I did years ago. Thank god. The old technology limitations are solved, and we are all more clear about expectations and values, than back then. --Your Stimulus Package (Seattle)

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  18. My sincere apologies anonymous Mar 17, at 2:46 pm, if indeed he was lying about that large cap in age, that is a horse of a different color, and I think I was too strong to judge..

    You comment makes a lot of sense to me, even though I think a "little white lie", does not make a dude, a habitual liar in all his daily life affairs, I think some men just automatically think if they don't have a 9 inch cock, they are not going to be wanted....

    Again my apology and I'll won't be so quick to tell one to "lighten up" again..

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  19. No problem-o. Luv ya! I could have been clearer, but did not want to bore anyone being too wordy. We agree totally. That feeling like they won't be wanted for this or that particular reason, size, weight, color, height, etc, is a real mind-fuck tho, all a load of crap, is very self defeatist, simple claptrap. That mindset is the real shame in the matter. And yes it has taken me years and years to catch on to the fact, and yes I still feel sorry for myself in weaker moments. It's a real fucker! (And playing on it makes corporate America money, so there's propaganda against feeling good enough.) BUT what I am observing more and more: As we gain greater acceptance from the outside world and from within our own skins, we are slowly growing away from that 'not-good-nuff' mindset. Geez, all the different couples and all the different pairings I see around me over time, prove that there is simply no need for it. I had an 18yr old wink at me on the bus yesterday, for god's sakes. Who would have thunk? I'm finding, being genuine and having self confidence is the best aphrodisiac. Oh and smiling now and then helps a bit too. --Your Stimulus Package (Seattle)

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  20. If I may add something here. I sometimes think that we are one degree away from accepting ourselves. Sometimes, I think of a clock and associate with the hands on the clock. When the big hand and the little hand are together, then I, or you, or we are together with self. When that big hand strikes one minute after mid-night, that is when we are out of sinc with ourselves. Needless to say, we are out of sinc most of the time. Maybe it's meant to be that way. This is just a thought.
    I do agree with Seattle, confidence and a smile is a postive plus. There are times when I look in the mirror in the morning and give myself a wink.

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  21. anon 3/16 351 good memory. ya hes the only 1 i ever met up wtih that was oversized and it was pretty cool. ill do a repost in his honor soon. he deserves it lol

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  22. Scott. Since when did you get so much experience of guys looking for sex, that you can opine on the veracity of the modal average of said seekers? ... Me thinks you've been doing more than you let on...

    Studpuddle

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  23. I get the whole big cock thing, but for me when I'm in the locker room the last thing I'm looking at is some guys dick. And its not cool to false advertise.

    Go Magic!

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    1. When I'm in a locker room the FIRST thing I do is check out the other guy's dicks. What other reason is ther to be in a locker room? You can look without being obvious..

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  24. ahhhhhh, com-on, any male into cock, goes to the gym for two reasons, 1)to workout, and 2) to discreetly check out cock (small, medium, and large) in the showers, and if you tell me any different, I'd say your in "denial".

    SJ

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  25. Sorry guys but for me the only reason to be in a locker room is to work out. Sure if there's a hot guy in the gym that I notice working out, it might be a bonus to catch a glimpse of him naked. But I'm checking out the whole package, not just his dick. And you can bet ur ass its discreetly. But for the most part I think its the hot guys that are generally more covered up and in and out quick. It's the overweight gross looking guys that seem to always be walking around naked, and I don't care how big ur dick is if ur outta shape that's just wrong. I'm just saying.

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    1. hey stud,
      man it's good to see you again. i'll be in touch soon.
      cheers my friend!

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  26. Jake,
    I read your post. When I saw Otown, I thought that you may be in Oneonta, ny. It was probably hopeful thinking on my part. I tried to email you but there is something with my blog. I hope that all works out well for you. It ain't an easy life, but we must continue. Keep working out, it is good for the mind and the soul. I am hoping to move south. Hopefully, near a university.
    bj.

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  27. gym etiquette, 101, go to gym have a great workout, build some muscle, work up a great sweat, (earn your shower) and then Soap up and enjoy "shower time", harmless fun, if you, do it discreetly, hell I know some STR8 dudes that "get off" giving you a "gander" of what their packing between their legs, but if you come across and get a bad vibe DO NOT, and I repeat DO NOT, check out the hanging sausage.. Go to the supermarket after the gym and buy a banana. lmao..

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