Straight women love gay men
Straight men love gay women when their having sex with other gay women, but not when they beat them in a game of hoops
Gay women love other gay women, and they like straight women but think their choice of sexual partners is fucked up
Straight women like gay women in this whole sisterhood thang
Straight men are warming up to gay men but have a long way to go before they feel like they can be friends with a gay man without having their sexuality called into question
Bi men, by definition, like everyone
I have no idea if there’s such a thing as a bi-woman, but if there is, I’m sure she’s pretty popular – especially on weekends!
Gay women are still trying to figure out exactly what purpose straight men have on the planet that a dildo and sperm bank can’t fill
Straight women like straight men because we fill them up in the bedroom and they can run our lives outside the bedroom
Straight men love straight women. But only the one’s who get us off. Unless we’re drunk. Then really any of them make us happy.
Gay women like straight women but don’t understand why they don’t get it.
Gay men for the most part have me baffled. Some like other gay men as long as they meet their notion of what a gay man should be. If he doesn’t he’s a queen or a bitch or a flamer or god knows what else. Some gay men like straight men, partly from a sexual perspective (insert cherry ass joke here), partly from a how-can-we-be-built-so-much-the-same-but-like-such-different-things perspective. I gave up on the whole gay man/bi man relationship long ago! I mean I always thought it was like the relationship between blue and aqua but from this blog I realizes some blue’s don’t even recognize the existence of aquas!