Monday, April 30, 2012


A few posts back a guy was asking about cockings.  I know a couple guys gave some takes but here’s mine.  I don’t know if it’s because I’m a novice or if it just takes very little to excite me, but I think cockrings are freakin awesome. I’ve only had one on 2 times but I fuckin loved it.  The first thing you gotta know is the kind I had on weren’t those button up ones that you put around yor dick. It was the metal ones.  I had no fuckin idea how to put one on so if you never put one on yourself your gonna need some instruction.  The process of putting it on is kinda crazy lol. You put yor first ball thru, then yor second ball thru, then you freakin push yor dick inside you (swear to god I almost hurled when the guy did this to me) and let it pop out inside the ring.  But when you get it on its really cool. It sorta makes everyting (everyintg being yor dick and balls) stand out. Like it puts it on display. And who fuckin doesn’t love that!  It also made mine more sensitive so when it was touched I starte4d boning pretty fast. From what I understand the value of a cockring is that once you get hard you fuckin stay hard. What I noticed was that it gave me a tungsten steel boner.  I mean like the kind you got when you were 14.  Not kidding.  NOT kidding.  So uh ya…I’m a fan of cockrings.  

Friday, April 27, 2012

Have You Ever Chickend Out?

I reader sent me an email saying that he was out of town traveling and hooked up with a guy who was very close by.  They exchanged pix and emails and the guy came over. After a couple minutes the guy said “ya, I can’t do this” and left. I think the guy got cold feet.  Probably happens a lot. Especially if the guy is married. What do you guys think?

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

What We Have In Common

I think we all like to work in our own comfort zone.  Whether are pants are on or off.  I remember one time going to a dudes place to get a blow job.  Before we got started he said “Just want to let you know I’m gay but I’m not out.”  I wasn’t sure what that had to do with the noble venture he was about to embark upon, but I think he was letting me know he wasn’t the type to do this then expect me to ask him to the movies to make out in the back row. I know when I first started doing stuff with guys it made me feel better if the other guy was curious too. No judgment on gay men. I think I just thought that I’d be more comfortable with a man who has the same basic sex interests as me. Now though I think it doesn’t matter. Sorta like if I’m gonna go to all the trouble to hook up with a man as long as he’s happy taking little Scottie in his mouth who the fuck am I to worry about what he does when my pants get pulled back up. 

Monday, April 9, 2012

Post Pardum

Here’s the story behind the pic. Obvious straight guy heads out to his hunting cabin since mother in law is coming in to town to help with the new bundle of joy (see pic in background).  This is first kid for the happy couple (second kid never gets the serious daddy/son professional pic – just ask King Prince Harry).  After a day of rediscovering his manhood by hunting and fishing following 3 months of changing diapers, new dad decides to send the wife an ever-so-subtle hint that his boy is ready and back open for business.  The note attached to the pic says “hey it might not be big but it obviously gets the job done. And next time I’ll remember to stop at the store for condoms”.  Let’s hope mummy-in-law doesn’t intercept the pic before his wife gets it.
This might be one of my favorite pics. 

Thursday, April 5, 2012

A Break From The Usual Bullshit

Ok so I know I talk a lot about dick and ass on this blog. Hey you play to your strengths lol. And I know that a lot of readers have made connections with other readers thru here. Ands I think that’s awesome. But what you might not know is that there’s readers who have given their time to really help other readers through some tough times. Not just sexually. But professionally. Stuff that’s WAY out of my league. I just wanna tell you…you guys (and chicks!) are fuckin amazing. I mean really fuckin amazing. There’s some old movie that’s always on at Christmas time (can’t ever remember the name of it) but the moral is that ‘one life can touch so many others’. You guys prove that. Big time. So from the bottom of my ample balls, thank you. 

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Northeastern Comfort

My first sexual experience with a woman could be summed up in 2 words – awkward and quick (um….I’ve gotten a little better since then ;)).  Some people say sex is the most natural thing in the world. I don’t really think it is. My first experiences with guys were sorta the same way. And those were just JO sessions. I have guys who write to me talking about their sexual experiences, past and present. And I kinda wonder – is it that easy? Does stuff like that happen in the real world?  I kinda think you gotta grow into a comfort with sex. Especially for curious guys (like having sex with another guy) since it’s not what we grow up with.  Look I’m not telling you to go out and fuck around with guys to get experience.  I’m just saying don’t think just cuz your good at sex with your woman it means your gonna be THE MAN when it comes to rolling around with another schlong in a bed.