Monday, May 14, 2012

A Homosexual Experience


I’ve been chatting with a guy in email recently about what makes a homo experience.  He says jacking off with a buddy doesn’t count. I say it does.  So with respect to Jeff Foxworthy, here’s my list:
If you’ve seen a buddy spill his juice, or he’s seen you spill yours…you might have had a homo experience
If you’ve had your lips on another dudes lips in a non-life threatening situation…you might have had a homo experience
If you’ve celebrated a victory with a slap to a dudes butt, and you left yor hand there long enough to leave an impression…you might have had a homo experience
If you’ve beat off to the glories of Playboy but there was another schlonger in the room…you might have had a homo experience
If one of your buddies can pick out your manhole out of a police lineup…you might have had a homo experience
If you’ve sniffed a buddy’s underwear for any reason other than to find out of it’s in the dirty or clean bin…you might have had a homo experience
If seeing your friend naked triggers your snake to get stiff…you haven’t had a homo experience, but you’re on your way!

29 comments:

  1. I agree! With all of the above, you're definitely on your happy, homo way!

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  2. very funny shithead. but there you go again w/ labels. you aren't and never will be JUST a label. you're so much more. you're a complex, interesting, funny, charming, and yes SMART fucked up asshole. it's NOT the experiences we have in life, it's what we LEARN from them and the choices we make. your experiences...even the stupid (and sometimes dangerous ones) have made you mature. you're MORE than you were before. the question is what are you going to do with what you've learned? make the most of what you've learned my friend.
    cheers!

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  3. Damn - Rugby beat me to the punch. I know you are witty Scott and in addition to informing, consoling, relating to all of you us you try to entertain now and then. But why can't you just say I had a sexual experience. Was it with a guy? Was with a girl? Was it with a group. It's an experience you shit!

    You know I love yoU!

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    1. ward buddy,
      my words weren't chosen well. i wasn't so much admonishing shithead to eschew labels tho that's the way it read. i think our boy actually deserves a lot of credit at no longer being so hung up about what constitutes a homo, bi, curious experience. the guy's always had titanium balls. and he longer worries about calling a spade a spade. bravo buddy! now he can move past that to the experiences themselves and concentrate on what he's learned from them...homo or hetero...animal, vegetable or mineral.
      cheers!

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    2. Thanks for the clear up there Rugger! I gues I am still in my I hate labels phase!

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  4. I'm on my way, I'm on my way. I'll see what happens today!
    Good going Scott. I think that we have all experienced what you have said and I wouldn't mind the experience again.

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  5. Hilarious! Great way to start off a Monday morning. Thanks for the laugh Scott!

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  6. If Scott drove his grandmother to the grocery store ... he would still be having a homosexual experience.

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    1. Hahaha!!!! How well DO you know Scott, Eddie ?????

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  7. Hilarious -- so where can I find the guy with the manhole size opening?

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  8. Oh I agree with all your scenarios Scott except for the last one, don't know why that one wouldn't qualify as a homo experience? I have a feeling the dude is beating his meat in the safety of his bed, thinking of the slab of meat he saw hanging between his buddy's legs.

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  9. Funny post Scott. Glad to see you back blogging. I remember a quote from my early gay days. " Fix a leaky faucet...that does not make you a plumber. But suck one dick..."

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    1. Oh yes, boys with their toys, some like to suck dick
      my on my lickity, lick, lick, candy on a stick.

      Men come in all sizes, large, medium, small,
      I do like mine, meaty and tall.

      Oh yes, I must admit, I sniffed underwear to catch the smell
      please oh please, it's our secret, do not tell

      Yup also looked at Playboy with another man,
      so what if we gave each other a "helping hand"

      Oh yes tit for tat, we all like to play,
      hell Spring is in the air, ah the month of May

      Now close you eyes, open wide, promise I won't cum in your mouth
      and yes, sometimes I eat pussy, nothing wrong going down south

      so when the day is over, it's all good,
      why not try it everyone should.

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  10. Getting fucked in the butt however doesn't count.

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    1. As far as we know, Scott has not taken it up the poop-chute yet, so technically, he's a virgin.

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  11. I do believe that Scott rides his finger(s) Hi O Silver! Would I like to see that. Nothing wrong with giving a guy a helping hand.

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  12. How about getting a stiffy while getting a bare assed spanking from a dude - I believe Scott has had that homo experience! LOL

    And Scott, I want to know when you "sniffed a buddy’s underwear for any reason other than to find out of it’s in the dirty or clean bin…you might have had a homo experience". This is a story I missed. When did you start sniffing your buddy's shorts? Does this mean you've started trolling the locker room to sniff some jocks, as well?

    But I'm glad you seemed to have learned that having the 'experience' doesn't define who you are.

    Mark from Pittsburgh

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    1. lmao, No don't think our Scott has par-taked in picking up the sweaty musky men scent from a dude that just had a great workout. I think he has though quite a few followers that have shared that to him on this blog, just can't picture Scott being that daring, to snatch a dudes boxer briefs and take a whiff..

      Oh, but, my all means Scott you have to try it, most intoxicating scent!

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  13. Scott,
    How is your friend who went through a divorce about a year ago. How is he
    doing? Do you still pal with him?

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  14. Guess you're back again..added you to my blogroll (again).

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    1. Bi,
      You are awesomely beautiful!
      bj

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    2. And! I live in the Catskills.
      bj

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  15. About 3 years ago, I stopped at a rest stop along I88. I went to the urinal, and an older gentleman (probably 65-70) went to the next urnial. As I stopped peeing, I stayed there. I felt him looking at my penis. For some reason, I left it there, longer than a normal man peeing would. He then leaned over, and made his intentions known. He continued to stare. I never looked up. He said "nice cock, mind if i touch it?" for some reason, i didnt say no, didnt let myself freak out, and leave the situation. He grabbed my penis and gently rubbed it, right out in the open. Anyone could of walked in, and we would of been totally busted. After literally 30 seconds, I came.. hard... i then ripped my penis out of his hands and ran out, never to see the guy again... It was the hottest experience of my life. Previously I had thought of a"man-experience" but never thought id have the balls. I guess that counts a a homosexual experience, and i LOVED IT...

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    1. And! You have more wonderful experience coming your way!
      s

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  16. I also got a hard on from reading it.
    s

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    1. Ive jerked off thinking about that day for 3yrs.. Very exciting.. I guess I like being told what to do.. I guess I'm submissive?!?!

      -K-

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    2. It would be nice to see u working it, while you are thinking about the experience.

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    3. K,
      What r u up to now?

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