“Damn that looks refreshing”, you’re a pretty well adjusted dude. Congratualtions. You’re in the minority.
“I hope they brought plenty of lube with them”, you’re a perv and are welcome at my parties anytime.
“Don’t they know how harmful the sun’s ray’s can be on exposed skin for even short periods of time”, you need a drink. Soon.
“Rock formations like this and bare feet are an accident waiting to happen”, you’re a lawyer. Leave immediately.
“I wonder when the chicks get here. Wait. Actually, it’s cool as is.”, you’ve found the right blog!