Some of my favorite vid clips are guys just jerking off. Not sure why. Maybe cuz it’s like peeking in to the forbidden zone. Or maybe I just wanna compare techniques. Idk. But if you watch there are some things that are common in every guy.
The Start Up – we all start with a slow easy motion
The Stare – we look at it like if we take our eyes off it it’s gonna get away
Overdrive – your hand slowly builds up enough speed to power 3 Indy cars. At the same time.
The Lift – can anyone tell me why we lift our hips up as we’re about to cum? Do we think our fist is gonna forget what to do?
The Agony – most dudes look like they’re fighting off the Orks of Mordor when they’re getting close to coming. I, however, have the ever-distinguished monkey face.
The Head – after the first 2 or 3 squirts the head gets thrown back violently. That’s why its important to lay down when you spank it so you don’t crack a vertebrae.
The Eyes – roll back in our head in a way that would make Linda Blair proud
The Quiver – that’s the great thing about an orgasm. You don’t just feel it in your dick or nuts, you feel it all over.