Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Rest of the Kiss


Ok so I fugure after the George Huguely post, I owe you one. I’m not gonna give you a play by play, but I’m gonna tell you what you need to know. This is mostly for my curious bruthas to sorta give them a feel for what they don’t know, and for my gay boys who are determined to get me to try more stuff lol.

So like I think I said, emailed a guy a few times, sounded cool, normal, my age, successful business guy, not creepy. I go over to his place. Really nice house. And he was cool. Very different feel than hook ups I’ve had in the past. He was probably 5-9, late 30s maybe early 40s, good looking, answered the door without a shirt on so I oculd see immediately he had a nice body. As we talked about on email, we went right up to the shower. We kinda lathered each other up.  That’s when the kiss happened. And ya I liked it. Enough to do a few times in the shower. Just totally diffenrt from kissing a woman. Not good or bad. Just totally different. So we wrap up in the shower and head to him bedroom. Kinda look at each other in an awkward moment and he says something like “so what do you want to do know.”  I had taken the opportunity in the shower to notice his rather sweet ass.  Kinda on the small side, but very (very) nicely shaped.  I never really explored the male ass before so it seemed like a good place to start and he didn’t seem like he had a ton on inhibitions. I got him in the head-down-ass-up position pretty much immediately (why was it never this easy with college girls?) and started exploring.  Ar first just looking. The squeezing the orbs. It was a lot to take in.  I was looking at a dudes asshole.  And he was cool with it. Then I reached between his legs and pulled his dick back toward me, and for the first time I saw live what I’ve posted on my blog so many times – the view of a man bearing all he’s got: cock, balls, asshole…all laid out right in front of me. For awhile I think I just knelt there and started at it. Then I think I started getting braver and I stuck a finger in his hole.  He reacted with an “mmmmm” but never flinched.  Apparently mine wasn’t the first digit he welcomed into his ass haha. But we were both getting into it and I really liked the view and the way he was reacting and the way my cock was reaching.  Then I took the next step. I’m not sure how I had the balls, but it just sorta happened.  I pulled out my finger, spread his cheeks, and dove my face in.  I fuckin ate a dudes asshole.  It still feels weird to sit here and type it. And we’re not talking an obligatory lick.  I’m fuckin telling you I ate his ass in several postions.  The most pleasurable of which was when we 69’d with him on top sucking little Scottie and me on the bottom using my face as a cushion for his squatting ass.

Continue later

Friday, May 25, 2012

George Huguley

When I grew up the face of a killer was Chuckie Manson.  Now the image of a killer is…George Huguley?  Seriously?  Look I don’t doubt he’s guilty of whatever he’s convicted of and you guys know I don’t have some political agenda.  But this guy is one rogue locker room pic away from being the hottest guy on the gay internet!  

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

So Much To Share


These might be my favorite pics on the web.  Straight guy meets chick on social network. Guy sends pic to chick to impress her with his manhood. Chick rejects, gets pissed, and retaliates by plastering dudes pic all over the web.  Next thing you know dudes a gay icon and instead of getting pussy he’s getting his face virtually creamed on!

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Attitude


One thing my buddy’s and I all agree on – attitude attracts women.  A dude who approaches a woman like he knows she’s gonna say yes is WAY more likely to get the chick than some mousey guy who acts like he’s lucky to be in the same room with her. So I’m wondering – is it the same with guys? I have no idea cuz the only time I’m in a sexual situation with a guy I’ve already got my pants down and my hand on the back of his head lol. 

Monday, May 14, 2012

A Homosexual Experience


I’ve been chatting with a guy in email recently about what makes a homo experience.  He says jacking off with a buddy doesn’t count. I say it does.  So with respect to Jeff Foxworthy, here’s my list:
If you’ve seen a buddy spill his juice, or he’s seen you spill yours…you might have had a homo experience
If you’ve had your lips on another dudes lips in a non-life threatening situation…you might have had a homo experience
If you’ve celebrated a victory with a slap to a dudes butt, and you left yor hand there long enough to leave an impression…you might have had a homo experience
If you’ve beat off to the glories of Playboy but there was another schlonger in the room…you might have had a homo experience
If one of your buddies can pick out your manhole out of a police lineup…you might have had a homo experience
If you’ve sniffed a buddy’s underwear for any reason other than to find out of it’s in the dirty or clean bin…you might have had a homo experience
If seeing your friend naked triggers your snake to get stiff…you haven’t had a homo experience, but you’re on your way!

Friday, May 11, 2012

Congratulations

I haven't read comments in a bit.  I did today.  You guys are fuckin hysterical.  From Ward's pearl necklace he gives June to the wise-ass asshole comments, even my buddy who still thinks I'm a granny in Jersey.  The men (and women) of SJT2 fuckin rule!  The pic? Oh, that's just 1 for you to jack your little meat to!

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Role Reversal

I don’t know why, but when I see one of those pics of a redneck naked sitting on his beat up Chevy I think of them as dominant tops. I also don’t know why but it turns me on, not to be used by some hayseed as his bitch, but to turn the tables on him and make him a bottom. Maybe it’s my northern roots, thinking I should make a southerner submit to me for his great great great grandfather waving the rebel flag.  Same thing (kinda) with nerds. But I kinda see nerds as bottoms.  The kind of bottoms that in high school held their papers too close to them so I couldn’t cheat off them.  And for that they must face the punishment of my cock. I think I’m still raging over my less than successful high school academics.


Tuesday, May 1, 2012

What To Look For

I think I’m the only blog that doesn’t put up pics of eye candy.  Ok let me change that. To a lot of guys all naked guys are eye candy.  I guess what I’m saying is I don’t usually put of pics of just a hot guy standing there looking like he’s ready to collect a paycheck.  So I went through my pics that I currently have in my stash and here’s what I came up with:

Dude’s in their natural environment unposed – 43%
Rough stuff – 15%
Solo shot – 11%
Guys having sex – 11%
Pissing – 8%
Group sex – 6%
Shaving – 6%



Ok so that sorta makes sense.  The pics I grab are just ones that catch my eye.  And most that catch my eye are dudes just being dudes.  You can even make an argument that the pissing pics are guys in their natural environment (but I think I have some kinda piss fixation lol).  The rough stuff?  Ya, that’s just my personality. And if there’s anyone here who doesn’t know there’s something about body grooming that I find uber hot…well...welcome to the blog.